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The wise consumer thoroughly examines his product before use

A class-action lawsuit has been filed against the Evil Wizard after he negligently distributed a list of all our names and greatest weaknesses to apprentice wizards across the land. By filing a claim you can expect settlement in the range of 3 - 4 copper pieces

No need for all that

No need for matters to be made worse

The answers I'm currently accepting are yes or maybe

The mail gaze

Sorry just getting a quick leer in

Please check your premonition at the door thanks

Here this will warm you right up

Intriguing instrumentation with driving drums

Progressing from one ruined tech base to the next ruined tech base is my top priority

You were spawned in the evil tomb 400 years ago? Why didn't you tell me

Pooman Assay III (the turd)

This rhombus for display purposes only

Hands off my rhombus

I'll be performing an assay of sorts on your whole shit

We need that shit in equal numbers bro. Can't you count

Suffering critical effect status by the siren's call. Negative resistance to the siren's call

Gotcha. I see. I understand

Blowdart Malfunction

Negligent Blowdart/Blowgun Operation

I'm sure those heart palpitations had good intentions

Leave my darn underbelly alone

Peanut butter I hardly know her

Opening the lights and turning my window on

The hive cluster is under attack‼️

I didn't forget

Thanks for leading me to this water. What's next?

I think we need another more neutral option between ride and die

I got you lol

Charge your phone haha 🤪

Greetings adventurer. Take with you this golden staff which symbolizes prosperity for all the realm, and be certain not to melt it down for spot value even in your most dire moment

Perfect gift for family

(reading your post) We all lose this time

Are you sure your garb is appropriate for the matter at hand

You're incorrect in this particular single moment queen

Ok are you sure these riches are untold? Because I'm not interested in any other kind

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Help

My likes are getting rejected so assume that I have liked your post

Firing a bunch of 🥰 and 😇 type boulders at you from my trebuchet

I'm filing a claim for Lost Serendipity

It's tape

Now the regular shaft is great don't get me wrong, but serious buyers choose our premium extended shaft 9 times out of 10

I'm hearing news of a nocturnal disturbance

Waiter, serve me your most fibrous meal