Satchel Charge
@satchelcharge.bsky.social
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Right, that's me nutsack sorted then
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I'm all mad. Pissed off even
24 minutes ago
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I've squandered my tactical advantage
about 1 hour ago
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Calm down my bro. The hoes are miles away
about 1 hour ago
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Myself and the hoes do not share much common ground
5 months ago
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Unfortunately last night homie was not aware of the toxic fumes filling the club, and was overcome
about 3 hours ago
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A playboy in the hand is worth two in the club
9 months ago
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Just remember you can't spell the club without thulceb, the ancient demon
over 1 year ago
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Me standing looking hella fucking stupid in the club
8 months ago
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Yea bro, we can get you an invite to the secret fairie rave... Just go slay 85 more sewer rats first 😂 level 2 ass 🤣😂
1 day ago
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Go forth, any trusted warrior who reads this 🗡️
1 day ago
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We're unraveling bro's complexities tonight if you'd like to come through
1 day ago
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Very well. Ok then
1 day ago
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I'll soon be going pro at noughts and crosses
1 day ago
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We like your message so far chief, but how would it sound screamed into the void?
1 day ago
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Let us mix these two soaps together and observe the results
1 day ago
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All right that's enough of whatever has been going on lately. Which one of you hexed me
1 day ago
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Next we'll need to measure your heart rate at rest vs posting heart rate
1 day ago
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It's finna rain
2 days ago
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I'm ready to hear my daily report
3 days ago
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It should NOT be legal to illegally burn waste, debris, or other organic material, and especially not near my domicile or other legal place of residence
6 months ago
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One man's jelq is another man's tug
4 days ago
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We used to post about jelqing...
4 days ago
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Welcome to our site! Your choice of cookie preferences has doomed you to a life of certain and uninterrupted suffering
5 months ago
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Working for the US satellite of a German company has made me dislike Germans in ways I could never have possibly conceived otherwise
4 days ago
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The Stupid Asshole Brigade are like a mere only 150ft away from my doorstep
4 days ago
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I'm opening my doors to the wayward suckas and fuckas of our land
12 months ago
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I am being heavily battered by psychic attacks today
4 days ago
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Striking a balance between cost and operational excellence is an all-time classic when it comes to business strategy
5 days ago
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Bro we need to interpret these ancient texts immediately, right now
5 days ago
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Sending in a tac team to rescue the princess for me
7 months ago
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Let's count 10 together. Ready?
5 days ago
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Well, I say it was Batman
5 days ago
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Command is expecting a full report. What did you learn during your time in the meadow?
6 days ago
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Would it really be so bad if Donkey Kong crushed me to death and rolled a few giant barrels over my dumb ass
7 months ago
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When bro's prized jade figurine is of inauspicious nature 🫵😂
6 days ago
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Bro there are some atrocious beasts outside looking for you
8 months ago
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Mystery remote viewer
7 days ago
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Cool song but let's work on the hardstyle remix
7 days ago
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Here's your call to action
7 days ago
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End of daylight savings = time to activate Grinch mode
7 days ago
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Who would like to romantically join me in amongst the debris field
7 days ago
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"Just unlucky" my doctor told me today. Yea I had already figured that part out thanks
7 days ago
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I'm renaming the times of day to mourning, after mourning, dusky mourning, and obverse mourning
9 days ago
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I must confer with the pumpkin king.. immediately
about 1 year ago
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Please escort me now to the rotunda
11 days ago
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You there. Out of the way 🫸
11 days ago
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I'm in the mood for reading some Wario tweets what are the best wario tweets to read
12 days ago
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Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove
12 months ago
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Accidentally stepping on an anthill and completely filling up my speech buffer with kill taunts for the next 30 hours Scratch one insect! Scratch one crawler That'll teach 'em! Booyah baby! Scratch one crawler Scratch one crawler That'll teach 'em!
12 days ago
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