First date idea you are the Human Offering I am the Pharaoh

Let's go figure out how to resurrect the Pharaoh

Our temple requires a new Pharaoh

Our temple is lacking an appropriate Pharaoh

That's a load of bantha dung bro 😂

The jacinth encrusted homie

Doctor earlier today asked me whether or not I'm exposed to inhaled irritants

Watch your step hotshot

Cornered but posting

Cringe Hunters 1999

Thrilled to fail

You are the illuminant and I am the receiver

Connect me to the blue light emitter, now

Frankly I hate to see the love of my life at the grocery store

Opening the boss player to boss player communication channel

Fell asleep in my bed, woke up in the pain hut

What I do for fun? Before I answer your little question keep in mind that I'm in tremendous pain at all times,

Going to the emergency room for mild chronic pain

Pain will purify you

Hold still while I check you for signs of mild sleepiness

The Batman is relentlessly pummeling my ass

The Wounded Freak might conceivably say such things as. Come on honey these wounds aren't gonna bandage themselves

I need mana

Hello there, youths

Oh none for me thanks

Begging for your pardon before we've even met

Please try and enjoy our decadent 86% caca squares

Salute the sun

Bro's evil experiments will be his undoing

Can you share some of your blood I mean don't you have enough already

Trudge forward at my command

Oh shit it's Lies not lives. Thought it was lives for the past ~100 years

Envy, jealousy

Opining dispassionately

It's opinion based

Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove

Requiem for a chopped unc

The Shins dealing psychic damage to me at the grocery store

I've lost my

Bro is moving in an unusual manner, well out of sync with the beat

One-time potion of fitful rest

Things tend to low key be a certain way at least in my experience

Lmk if you've got any new syndromes to afflict me with

Potion of organic interest

Potion of crestfallen response

Potion of disloyal vassal

Potion of prolonged impotence

Tidings tend to be of just one or two repetitive different types