Satchel Charge
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Brian
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First date idea you are the Human Offering I am the Pharaoh
4 months ago
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Let's go figure out how to resurrect the Pharaoh
2 months ago
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Our temple requires a new Pharaoh
4 months ago
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Our temple is lacking an appropriate Pharaoh
4 months ago
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That's a load of bantha dung bro 😂
about 12 hours ago
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The jacinth encrusted homie
about 13 hours ago
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Doctor earlier today asked me whether or not I'm exposed to inhaled irritants
over 1 year ago
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Watch your step hotshot
2 days ago
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Cornered but posting
2 days ago
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Cringe Hunters 1999
2 days ago
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Thrilled to fail
2 days ago
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You are the illuminant and I am the receiver
3 days ago
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Connect me to the blue light emitter, now
3 days ago
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Frankly I hate to see the love of my life at the grocery store
3 months ago
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Opening the boss player to boss player communication channel
3 days ago
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Fell asleep in my bed, woke up in the pain hut
3 days ago
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What I do for fun? Before I answer your little question keep in mind that I'm in tremendous pain at all times,
3 days ago
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Going to the emergency room for mild chronic pain
10 months ago
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Pain will purify you
over 1 year ago
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3 days ago
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Hold still while I check you for signs of mild sleepiness
2 months ago
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The Batman is relentlessly pummeling my ass
4 days ago
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The Wounded Freak might conceivably say such things as. Come on honey these wounds aren't gonna bandage themselves
11 months ago
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2 months ago
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I need mana
5 days ago
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Hello there, youths
5 days ago
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Oh none for me thanks
5 days ago
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Begging for your pardon before we've even met
6 days ago
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Please try and enjoy our decadent 86% caca squares
7 days ago
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Salute the sun
about 1 year ago
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Bro's evil experiments will be his undoing
7 days ago
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Can you share some of your blood I mean don't you have enough already
8 days ago
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Trudge forward at my command
8 days ago
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Oh shit it's Lies not lives. Thought it was lives for the past ~100 years
8 days ago
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Envy, jealousy
8 days ago
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Opining dispassionately
9 days ago
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It's opinion based
9 days ago
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Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove
over 1 year ago
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Requiem for a chopped unc
9 days ago
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The Shins dealing psychic damage to me at the grocery store
9 days ago
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I've lost my
10 days ago
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Bro is moving in an unusual manner, well out of sync with the beat
10 days ago
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One-time potion of fitful rest
10 days ago
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Things tend to low key be a certain way at least in my experience
10 days ago
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Lmk if you've got any new syndromes to afflict me with
11 days ago
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Potion of organic interest
4 months ago
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Potion of crestfallen response
4 months ago
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Potion of disloyal vassal
4 months ago
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Potion of prolonged impotence
4 months ago
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Tidings tend to be of just one or two repetitive different types
5 months ago
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