Right, that's me nutsack sorted then

I'm all mad. Pissed off even

I've squandered my tactical advantage

Calm down my bro. The hoes are miles away

Myself and the hoes do not share much common ground

Unfortunately last night homie was not aware of the toxic fumes filling the club, and was overcome

A playboy in the hand is worth two in the club

Just remember you can't spell the club without thulceb, the ancient demon

Me standing looking hella fucking stupid in the club

Yea bro, we can get you an invite to the secret fairie rave... Just go slay 85 more sewer rats first 😂 level 2 ass 🤣😂

Go forth, any trusted warrior who reads this 🗡️

We're unraveling bro's complexities tonight if you'd like to come through

Very well. Ok then

I'll soon be going pro at noughts and crosses

We like your message so far chief, but how would it sound screamed into the void?

Let us mix these two soaps together and observe the results

All right that's enough of whatever has been going on lately. Which one of you hexed me

Next we'll need to measure your heart rate at rest vs posting heart rate

It's finna rain

I'm ready to hear my daily report

It should NOT be legal to illegally burn waste, debris, or other organic material, and especially not near my domicile or other legal place of residence

One man's jelq is another man's tug

We used to post about jelqing...

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Working for the US satellite of a German company has made me dislike Germans in ways I could never have possibly conceived otherwise

The Stupid Asshole Brigade are like a mere only 150ft away from my doorstep

I'm opening my doors to the wayward suckas and fuckas of our land

I am being heavily battered by psychic attacks today

Striking a balance between cost and operational excellence is an all-time classic when it comes to business strategy

Bro we need to interpret these ancient texts immediately, right now

Sending in a tac team to rescue the princess for me

Let's count 10 together. Ready?

Well, I say it was Batman

Command is expecting a full report. What did you learn during your time in the meadow?

Would it really be so bad if Donkey Kong crushed me to death and rolled a few giant barrels over my dumb ass

When bro's prized jade figurine is of inauspicious nature 🫵😂

Bro there are some atrocious beasts outside looking for you

Mystery remote viewer

Cool song but let's work on the hardstyle remix

Here's your call to action

End of daylight savings = time to activate Grinch mode

Who would like to romantically join me in amongst the debris field

"Just unlucky" my doctor told me today. Yea I had already figured that part out thanks

I'm renaming the times of day to mourning, after mourning, dusky mourning, and obverse mourning

I must confer with the pumpkin king.. immediately

Please escort me now to the rotunda

You there. Out of the way 🫸

I'm in the mood for reading some Wario tweets what are the best wario tweets to read

Anyone who knows me knows that I absolutely do not fuck with those who would wish to desecrate our sacred grove

Accidentally stepping on an anthill and completely filling up my speech buffer with kill taunts for the next 30 hours Scratch one insect! Scratch one crawler That'll teach 'em! Booyah baby! Scratch one crawler Scratch one crawler That'll teach 'em!