You Best Pay Up And Oh Yeah I Summoned Another Bert. You Thought There Was Just One Huh

A Christmas Carol 2

she sitting alone I wanna talk to her so bad but I too shy 🫣

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call me mina i feel so hollow

bitches learned about coyote time in 2018 and haven’t shut up since!!!!

In 2026, Alex formed the TWSMA (Tall Women Short Men Alliance), a student-led paramilitary group which would go on to unify the country

I Wanna Fuck This Guy

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me and paul mccartney related

this kong was banished to a forbidden place

Leggly (びきゃく) Rank E, Charming Tribe, Heal Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 2 Soultimate: Shake A Leg A pair of perfect limbs that gives whomever he Inspirits the loveliest legs in town!

guys in the 20s loved to have wives named shit like Cookie or Boobie

world’s most serious child? don’t even joke lad

cute drawer pull design that looks like a bird ☺️🐥

researchers have discovered the world’s dopest posts on my page

you know “noir”? the detective movie from jokes? we did one with a spider man in it and we think you’re gonna really get a kick out of it

and level 1 Tiny Tim no equipment no upgrades no scadutree blessings unarmed only, who DID NOT DIE,

My Work Event Went Well

The Surprising Intellectual History of Digging a Hole to China

I went to sleep, and when I woke up, I was in a completely twisted world. Be honest with me bros: is it over for me? 🥺🥺

accounts that don’t make text posts

i’m friend with the mushroom shiitake

YOOO if you buy oreos you will get crazy amounts of pussy!!!! @oreos

the Voortman Cookies lady is my mom

if i thought tomatoes were deadly and poisonous my whole life and then some guy showed me that they’re fine and he eats them all the time i’d get embarrassed and pretend i just don’t like the taste

is Inspector Clouseau supposed to be Charles de Gaulle

as a kid i read Toadofsky’s name in mario rpg as “Toad of Sky” like he was from the sky. but now that im older i know its like he’s a famous composer from a guess russia

dude. did you just shed your grace on me

members of the @coward.bsky.social fandom are known as "yellow-bellies"

Have you ever noticed these Weird Structures all around London? These are Mana Siphons and they Absorb people’s Latent Magical Energy, keeping the populace in a State of Malaise while prolonging the life of the Royal Family. Follow for more travel tips

i HATE the devil!

Thin, Trembling Racehorse “ishowfear” Has Just Gone Majorly Viral

early testimonial of how good huffing is

i was hit by the enemy’s Gouging Attack

Check out my impressions if you get a chance, I think you’ll really get a kick out of them

all the doors i closed one time have opened up again

as long as your head isn’t ugly you can rear it all you like

it’s important for podcasts to have ads just like how you need wolves to keep the deer population in check. these guys start thinking they’re really smart or funny but then they’re forced to read stuff like “100% Mongolian fleece is a key part of my Autumn wardrobe” until they calm down

the previous normal was p good i think. the new normal? im not so sure…

Mario’s mother, Mia, is frequently alluded to but so far has never appeared in the games or any other Mario-related media.

vampire cop trying to talk down a depressed vampire office worker from going outside in the morning