he's more hawk tuah monster mash parody now than man

christmas got me wanting to go to Fishing Hamlet and do something crazy!

Jeff K bragging in the reviews

santa of light and santa of dark

WITCH (25.7.22)

gamer dad saying “no nothings wrong. im not being like anything. i said its fine to bring summoned players to help you fight difficult bosses. it’s your life you can do whatever”

gamer dad slamming the door so hard that a bunch of crap falls off the wall because he caught his son using mimic tear

gamer dad not letting his son play the new assassin’s creed game because it, while a competent entry to the series, does little to innovate on a very familiar formula

gamer dad not letting his son post on the r/gaming subreddit until he takes some time to lurk and learn the culture there

gamer dad not letting his son play a game because its metacritic score fell under 90

gamer dad freaking out at his son for evolving pikachu

gamer dad grounding his son for skipping the cutscenes

yelling into a megaphone on a raft in the middle of the carribean, convincing US soldiers to lay down their arms after showing them venezuelans love dragon ball z too

pierogi son or dumpling daughter

im an online poster, and when people talk about goatse… You know i gotta mention that ring!!

morpheus What if i told you you could win 2000 coins on your first spin in Slot Paradise Online Casino

oh hell no!!

i could be 30,000 feet underwater inside a submarine with barely enough room to move, but instead i choose to be up here making movies about the blue guys i thought up and nobody fucking respects me for it

Just invited my seven grandkids over for burgers. I sure hope they show up

I plan to smile later

No, I don't eat... bugs

😍

Yuuuup. Santa’s a #gamer.

How It Feels Somtime

bro what if we made the worst sketch comedy in the world and posted it to instagram every day

> be me > nigel > they start making plans for me 🤦‍♀️

i’m leaving my haters in the yard and forgetting to feed them 🗣️🗣️

bbe honest.

I crocheted an abnormal stone cluster from Elden Ring 🪨👁️ #eldenring #crochet

it’s my party and i’ll have four blue mages if i want to

it’s my party and i’ll be a girl if i want to

We got a fractal cactus. We got a holistic medicine man on premise

a chance encounter at work encouraged Dig Dug to audition for an arcade game, and the rest is history

Happy Holidays fam! I wanted to pop on real quick and share some stuff I made up about childhood diseases

Thin, Trembling Racehorse “ishowfear” Has Just Gone Majorly Viral

i had a awesome dream where i didn’t have work today because they found asbestos in the building

people are so weird about bangs. there shouldn’t even be a special word for the part of your hair that goes over your forehead but people act insane over it

Miss Piggy for no reason at all....

yeah i'm an "island boy"... the island of misfit toys that is !!!!

me and my brother greet each other by saying “hey older brother” and “hey younger brother” as a joke, so if anybody out there is writing a movie you could put us in as characters and the dialogue would feel natural

snow day

this shakira album, Grandes Exitos, is insane… all her hits are on there

Future FIFA Peace Prize Recipient

couples outfit idea

The Giant Which Has Been Sleeping For Three Thousand Years Will Be Waking Up Soon

bleeeugh