i'm a total foodiphile

purple poison water around the stele in our town square brother

How about a little less clicking the “link in bio” and more finding the “link in biology,” between humans and our primate cousins. Or are you avoiding looking because you know it isn’t there? #AskScientists #SocialMedia #TeachTheDebate

two inch horizontal jump

at the arcade at the beach i’d go to as a kid, like half of the arcade was taken up by those coin pusher machines and i’d always get pissed at them because that was just wasted space to me that could have been filled with Dig Dug or something, so for that reason i’m not interested in Raccoin

my grandmother's name is Blue Pikmin

Tugging on my shit!! 🤤

They put a command in Runescape to order a damn pizza? Oh Hell No !!

the summer i turned cheugy

Lol, way to miss the point. What im saying is collecting the five sacred spheres is what ALLOWS the Great Evil to emerge from its slumber

r/glassware TheSimonator 5 min ago Does anyone else like to match their tinted glassware with their beverages? I pour orange juice in my yellow cups and water in my blue cups 😃😃 WaynePane 1 sec ago you need to die NOW

ukiki CONFIRMED to be appearing on the silver screen this spring

not feeling it this morning to be honest gang

i found out you can become immortal by letting a big weird centipede crawl inside you and everbody’s jealous and saying shit like “that doesn’t count” “there’s significant drawbacks” etc

no

> be me > lifelong fan of bold flavors > find out bold flavors are now available in every bite, even on the go

(fps callout when you ping a location) Pain at the pump

Im the change I want to see in the world.

if you’ve been holding off on getting the sega mario kart game because you can’t play as the girl from Puyo Pop in it i have some good as fuck news for you

(in situation where it’s definitely not normal to bleed) That’s okay. It’s normal to bleed. That’s a normal amount of blood

jrpg about the World War I Christmas Armistice

The pump has always been a safe place, I’ve never gotten hurt there before. But something’s changed

cooking my dinner in the michawave

The king is always in trouble, and you should save him

I get high how I want

OFFICIAL BBW EMBLEM

it’s the fault that counts

if you’re playing a slot machine where you have to pay more to activate the diagonals you’re a fucking fool if you’re not paying for it every spin #Gambling #GambleInspo

Come On Everybody The Dootle Dots Are Here !

The CFNM Professor

galactic council

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

✨Get excited! We’re going to start adding a new poison to all food. 💬 That’s great! 💬 What are the benefits of the poison? 💬 How can I receive more poison? 💬 Something else

what did YOU do to help stella 🫵😐 summergamesfest.com

Fuck. Yes. I needed this win today.

one of the nation’s top Soda Drinkers

oh yeah, i love Kim Kitsuragi’s iconic jacket. no not the orange one

Your Angel can be found inside certain types of eggs and will simply pop out when you touch one of these eggs.

Sam Raimi's Ten Crack Commandments

video games don’t have any fucking idea what to do with an ancient spectral deer. they keep putting in this beautiful forest guardian creature and then theyre like, alright, now it’s going to start attacking you until you kill it

saying inshallah to fellow anti-war demonstrator but he can tell by my pronunciation i learned it from a podcast

For Woman Day we celebrate the farming games so loved by women and femmes, and fems, and inverts. The most woman-centric formula? A grid of squares! By pressing a button near each square, following intervals, woman's sadness is kept at bay. 💜 Game on, no matter how your body is! 🌄🌽🎮