sapphires are like a special kind of gem used by gay women

she's fucking naked!!!!!

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I don't think of it as a "studio apartment," I think of it as a "boss fight room." -The Frugal Gamer

New York Mayor Eric Adams Pledges to "Summon Creatures" to City "Regardless of Election Outcome"

waddle dee has hoes

no way would you ever catch me drinking this shit

you’re not gonna catch me drinking this shit

i’m terrible at chess but there’s no point in getting good because i already look like i’d be good at chess. you see me at the park and i tell you i’m actually a grandmaster you’d be like “no shit.” it’s only worth getting good at chess if you’re a big buff guy or super hot girl or maybe a child

All cartoon characters are acting whenever you see them. And the cartoon world is a post-scarcity society so they aren’t acting for money, they’re acting because they enjoy the act of creative expression. So anything you see any drawings doing is something they agreed to, in their Chalk Zone world.

I’m starting my own payment processing company. Just let me know who you want to send money to and I’ll let you know it is okay. And I get some money from it somehow [? Still working out the kinks]

but it's lost media and it'll be aaaa commercial for Sprite, or, or a cartoon that nobody or not so many people watched, and you "ah i remember it" but you can't see it anymore it's lost now it's lost media. but sometimes they find it sometiiiimes, maybe somebody recorded it, they find it, y'know...

lego has always had a deep connection to outer space.

Well, we had always loved the sacred, and we were also big big fans of the profane. And so we started saying, what if we compare the two, what if we juxtapose the two, mix them around, what kind of things will that make us think of? And the idea just kind of grew from there

aaaa. i can’t put on my jeans. cause i got thick girl problems. aah!!!!

Lichen Bell is a brand that believes in living moss

dark souls 2 so good when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it was made by the B team

gag (good ass game) alert !! 👇👇

she looks like amy sedaris

Urgh… gurhg… Our village is in danger, but… The only way to save it is for someone to go to the amusement park and have a bunch of fun on all the rides… I’m too weak to go… Please, if you could do this for us, I’ll reward you…

when Saturn Devouring His Son first came out did people take it really seriously or did everyone always just think it’s pretty funny

yoooo he’s in the tub this book is awesome

[fred flintsone watching me play monster hunter] this is what it was like for me

(beautiful middle aged woman in elegantly decorated ranch style house) I’m so excited to collect Zygarde Cells in Pokemon Go

We need to grow a giant fucking tree

Let’s Drink

fridge is milk’s cold home

Basically, they sell lingerie on Amazon, and customers can leave video reviews of the product, and you can watch those videos and jack off to them. If you need to remember this later, just go into the Menu and look under Tips.

wandering around my apartment like king vendrick

they need to take me out back and shoot me

well ppl were suspecting as much and yup there no point denying it anymore: i'm doing the strategy of tension

night soil, it’s a special kind of fertilizer and they call it night soil, and what it is if i’m being honestly is it’s human poop

yeah he’s a cool guy, he’s just hard to get to know because the only gifts he likes are cooked foods, so it’s hard to build up heart points with him the first season or two

my charlie kirk memory is he read The Republic and said “Plato wanted to end the nuclear family.” just a fun window into a dumb guy’s mind, like his vision of ancient greece had a guy mowing his lawn on a street of marble houses that all look like the parthenon, his wife inside ironing his work toga

What happens when Dana and Scully catch a alien or a mole man. Does he have to go to jail? For the crime of being a mole man?

i had a dream my car had a backup camera

hmmmm alriiight…

they’re saying he might be the best there’s ever been to prepare a healthy snack ‼️😳😳 What do yall think? Does he deserve to live 🛟 or no 💀 🔥❔

old drawings - Magical Tetris Girl

What makes me so unpredictable in combat is that I don’t specialize in any one style, and instead use a “mix” of many martial arts.

we need to invent a new type of pain that only those with pure hearts can experience

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

I can do it ! ! 🆙🆙😤💪

Have to say, this puzzle gave me a chuckle. If you have the spare time and no ailments which prevent you from doing word scrambles, definitely try this one out.

theyre saying all kinds of shit about you in toddler chat.. theyre saying you dont know how to play blocks right and you dig in sandbox weird

heating to roiling boil is goated. heating to a gentle boil is chopped

(glass vial containing experimental biological warfare virus lands on my steak while i’m grilling) Hey, more protein for me 😃😃😃😃