they should come out with a funny ass meme. that woudl be funny as fucking shit

my new years resolution is to make one million dollars USD

I'm at a Texas de Brazil on the verge of death from a picanha overdose. Might not make it to 2026.

(guy who's about to have the shittiest year of his life) I'm thinking 2026 will be my year

Had my favorite meal at my favorite restaurant tonight I'm flyin high

This morning I foolishly said I was gonna download every vod where we blew people up in the elevator shaft on arc raiders. 12 hours and 450gb of footage later I have a 6 minute highlight reel. I want to pass on.

all done with xmas stuff with family so I will now log on for the rest of the day twitch.tv/hcjustin :)

Mr cooks too damn good

Taco is ready for Christmas dinner

Happy Holidays yall! (Santa clutches his chest and falls to his knees. "Another woke bastard won't say it" he cries out)

I have been cooking for christmas dinner tomorrow for like 3 hours. I told myself "ah this will take me like an hour at most" and I am a big dumb idiot ! anyway, green bean casserole and sticky toffee pudding are done 🤙 you better believe im posting a lot of pics tomorrow of it all

Had a very nice Christmas Eve and now I'm streaming on line

Thinking about giving myself ai psychosis

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Incredible: this depressed 40 year old went to McDonald's and only ordered two mcdoubles

our friend pat is live now!!!!!!!

400lb deadlift kinda day

-they have a crystal ball -they have one million dollars

I'm doing a subathon on monday!!! twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

im not sure I will ever get over the horror of going to cook on stream with my pressure cooker for the first time in about a year and having a year old cloud of chinese pork rib sauce mold absolutely explode in my face upon opening it

I dont understand why Pile isnt one of the biggest bands on earth www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43M...

here he comes, the gamer of the day twitch.tv/hcjustin look at him go

You make one silly little joke about how jerking off is boring and you get a dozen people telling you that you might be depressed but zero people with new ways to jerk off

Sitting in hot tub in the cold watching a meteor shower is real nice. Didn't catch any on time lapse but it still looks real pretty

getting my new dishwasher installed which is maybe the happiest I have been this year. my dishes are going to be so fucking clean you have no idea

I don’t spend a lot of time on Reddit these days but the half life forum doing the “US goes to war” thing for a possible HL3 announcement is killing me

Working out in the shed. 265lb paused squats. Last set in a minute if you wanna pop on to say "wow! Strong guy!"

probably a two stream kinda day. live right now doin some #ad time with Sips and then some ARC, I need to workout in my shed, later on watching the video game awards with goo crew sheeeeeesh cmon over twitch.tv/hcjustin

right now Santa has chased us to www.twitch.tv/libtron - Libby Stefan Charlotte and Ricky are playing Lethal Company and I am cooking vegan chili in the corner of the screen. Come donate so Libby can give her cat treats!

its happening now! wow!!!

Starting now with ARC Raiders solos & with Sips but at 9 Pacific / Noon Eastern its LEGO Party w/ Goo Crew to kick this thing off ! ! ! cmon in !

wowow this is tomorrow! I will be live before but at noon shifting gears into some fundraising with my buds 😎

www.youtube.com/shorts/DRS61... our finest battle to date

doing a Rocky style montage but its me practicing slurs and running red lights and stuff so I can maybe finally get the recognition I deserve at The Streamer Awards next year

Look out here comes a cool guy

its been really nice being deep on the streaming / editing grind again, but I need a break so im going to a big ass christmas market today with ~500 vendors and im going to look at every single one of them. Might pop on tonight for some shit!

GIVEAWAY! I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like + Repost this post I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide! Which is your favorite of this batch?!

ooooooohhh I streamed too long today and made myself mentally ill

youtube.com/shorts/z37uv... they call me Mr. Videos

what a year! Heres my twitch recaps as a streamer and as a chatter

its been so long since I have worn jeans that both of my cats absolutely freaked out and bolted when they saw me, thinking I was a new guy

youtube.com/shorts/jNo2z... hot off da presses

Truck nuts on a sedan... Ridiculous...

Folks, its Taco

www.youtube.com/shorts/0HvQ7... still on my video shit

380lb deadlifts on stream pop in if you want to see a tired sweaty guy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXb... miserable record but in a good way

(guy who wants all the deals for himself) do NOT buy anything on Black Friday!!

they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA

www.youtube.com/shorts/XNNO5... using a cool idea from @chiblee.bsky.social