having a difficult day and im trying to muster up the energy to fix it with pho

Was nodding out a bit at my desk and like oh I'll go lay down early, and I'm just realizing how hard it is to sleep with this lmao

Going for it

My taxes aren't as bad as I thought they'd be and you better believe I'm going to be reckless about it

They're calling it new shirt Monday

They gotta invent a phone you can look at in bed that doesn't keep you awake or stress you out or make you want to jack off

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

it would be so nice to be like 25% dumber and fall in love with an AI chatbot or be convinced by chatgpt that im actually a genius

I think I deserve some kind of awards for being so down bad but not horny posting this Valentine's Day. Maybe a halo.

what better way to spend your valentines day than watch a 40 year old terminally single guy play video games and cook himself a steak & lobster tail with a nice bernaise

while shopping props for 41st birthday subathon (march 3rd btw) and theres a whole line of aggressive 40 plus middle finger decorations out there

in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026

those four little words everyone wants to hear this valentines day

Referring to it as "the last valentines day" to make everyone around me nervous

listening to this record a lot lately no reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37u...

Streaming with a haircut repeat I am streaming with a haircut

I cannot get over how good Saetia sounds in this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEA... better than anything they ever recorded and like 25 years later

Better believe I'm in the tub with the bisexual lighting

Gonna do a Valentine's stream on Saturday where I cook a romantic dinner for myself and then passionately beat off crazy style

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.

I have always considered myself somewhere between a creative industry professional and critic of anime / manga

Had a pretty rough day mentally so I popped every key off my keyboard and scrubbed it all with q-tips for what felt like the entire night. It fixed me, highly recommend.

Never stop striving for excellence yall because you too might be in an IGN article some day as "one of his teammates" I have finally made it

I rarely post a go live post but if anyone has never watched my cool stream on line im doing yapyap and jackbox and zomboid today twitch.tv/hcjustin itll be cool also if you sub I will be nice to you

i really am having trouble grasping the extent to which our entire culture has been shaped by the guys in salo

They're calling me "da cooking guy"

taking my first day off since thanksgiving and having project zomboid withdrawals

Been shoveling since ending stream and my car is free. I could cry, and then get taco bell

Words can not express how exhausted I am from two hours of this and I feel like I'm barely there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeB... I saw D4 a bit over a year ago and before this song Paddy said how when they wrote it in the 90s people were like "ooh a bit heavy handed a bit over the top" with the lyrics and he said "not so fuckin heavy handed now huh?"

the donation total for our fundraiser currently stands at $119,186.83. i would LOVE if we can get it to $120k before I email the charity to let them know how thoroughly you all smashed it... if there's anyone out there who hasn't kicked in a tenner yet here's your chance tiltify.com/+goo-crew/sm...

I am on my 3rd trip outside with a spade to chip away at the ice and I would like some kind of reward. Nobody is outside applauding and its bullshit.

Reverse stranger where you sit on your dick and balls until they go numb so it feels like you're jacking someone else off

After 12 hours of fundraising it's time to enjoy the ribs I've been cooking all night

jesus fucking christ lmao

We just crossed the $100,000 mark I am blown away by how incredible all of the communities involved are. I love what I do and who I do it with and it's a firm reminder to not give into despair because there's way more good people out there than not

HELLO I am live for the next couple of hours fundraising for The Women's Foundation of Minnesota with my pals in Goo Crew all the info is on the flyer - zomboid for 2h as a little preshow and then Noon EST Mario Party w/ @rickypeacock.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social and Northernlion !

still thinking about joey chestnut in a pussy eating contest and hes dunking them all in water so he can eat them faster

Tomorrow we’ll be raising money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota with our friends in the Goo Crew! We’re gonna be playing Lethal Company, Peak, REPO, and a bunch of other fun games all day - drop by to watch and help out!

therapy starting and I have to decide between complaining about how I got ripped off by awful Misen carbon steel pans or about how im worried ill be killed by the government within a years time. the two paths.

A late night friend

It's been really nice playing again but oops it's 2am and I somehow played for 4 hours without realizing

www.twitch.tv/hcjustin/cli... throwing ice around on stream today was genuinely a lot of fun

Found a local non profit who have been taking an active role fighting against the ICE bullshit and helping people who are in their sights. richmondlegalfund.com after donating I feel at least 1% better maybe you will too.

if you're wondering whether the goo crew is going to do a Fuck ICE fundraiser for minneapolis here's your answer. don’t make any plans for thursday because we’ll be going all day

can't think of words to say about this dumb disgusting country that won't get me visited by an agency

just bad timing that all my meds were set to renew this week, and they were out of stock / waiting for a shipment. Ran to CVS earlier to see if it came in and there were ~30 angry people waiting bc apparently every pharmacist there called out and the backup pharma didnt know they opened at 9am lmao

Prepping for this storm has turned me into a crazy person. It's gonna be 5 degrees for a week with lots of ice and I am so miserably ill prepared.

whenever it does finally happen I better have friends who call me and wake me up