Subathon day 36 ribeye, asparagus, smashed potatoes and honey roasted Brussels sprouts

Subathon Day 34 // we makea da pizza

Subathon day 33, Coconut Curry again 😎

Day 31, officially broke the record for my longest subathon ever. I handmade wrappers and shumai to celebrate. Big reveal in 10 minutes

Curry night on day 29 of the subathon. Come watch!!!

So I spun a wheel of ingredients and styles several times and long story short, here's a Haitian habenaro sauce with spam manicotti over a bed of fries, with artichoke pesto sardine pizza. Legit this is all so delicious

Subathon still chugging along I'm squatting 290 come say "woah, strong guy!"

Tonight's dinner. We're on day 25 and we're the 50th most subscribed to channel on twitch. We're still going too I will never quit even if I feel like a guilty little pig. Come hang out!!

you see me wearing this shit you should chop my head clean off like a samurai

We are still going and I just made dinner come hang out 😎

It's night 20 y'all and we just made insanely spicy Thai coconut curry. Come watch we're gonna play counter strike in 5 minutes!!

OMG @hcjustin.com LMAO my goat

Subathon hitting day 15 tomorrow. It's been so nice and I chalk a lot of it up to sobriety and not getting food deliveries. Having an escape and stuff to do all day every day rocks I hope it never ends 🙏 doing a Northernlion cosplay tomorrow if it makes it, shooting range stream weds

Just made this!! It's incredible. Watching taskmaster while I eat, we're on day 14!!!!

Just made these carne fries on stream, still going live for 13 days so far!! Timer do be getting low though 👀 c'mon over watching taskmaster while eating then more games

Got a lil tattoo on stream today. Still live for 11 days now and still going as long as the timer stays growing 🙏

Still going!!! Tonights dinner eggplant parm, watching taskmaster while eating and the time is getting low. I've been live for 8 days straight. Come on in!!!

Getting a physical and then back home for day 8 of the subathon! Satisfactory, spire 2 multiplayer, major league balatro and more 🙌

Doing a subathon is so nice, I don't have time to worry about the horrors and I cook lots of good meals and everyone is nice to me. Let's keep it going for months it'll fix me

Just made this incredible curry. We're on day 6!!! Gonna eat it and watch an episode of taskmaster come join us 😎

Day 5 just cooked this!! Come watch taskmaster while I eat it

It's day 4 and we just made this

Still going I just woke up to start day 3 😎

hello its my 41st birthday and I am doing an uncapped subathon on twitch twitch.tv/hcjustin will be live for as long as folks dictate could be 6 hours could be 6 months who knows anyway I forgot I cancelled adobe creative suite so I dont have any cool graphic this year oops

me starting a subathon tomorrow

thinking about how joyful life could be if the world wasn't controlled by power hungry demons with an unending appetite for more and inventing new types of depression

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

NEXT WEEK: The war of the DVDs begins... (with @howelldawdy.com, DB, @rickypeacock.bsky.social, @hcjustin.com, @johncullen.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.com, @demilardner.bsky.social, and @tomwalker.bsky.social!)

*fucking a really wet pussy* that's what good macaroni and cheese sounds like

I played counter strike for like 9 hours tonight off stream I'm gonna pass away in the morning I keep forgetting I'm 40

Mixed up my binaural beats that make you feel high mp3s with the hands free cumming mp3s and feeling like a real idiot

Guy sarcastically clapping as the plane is crashing

This is happening in a couple of hours!!! twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

by god, is that cool friday? twitch.tv/hcjustin Zomboid, CS2 with NL and da gang and then Jackbox wowowowow

400lb deadlifts then zooming home for sponsorships and major league balatro 💪😎

having a difficult day and im trying to muster up the energy to fix it with pho

Was nodding out a bit at my desk and like oh I'll go lay down early, and I'm just realizing how hard it is to sleep with this lmao

Going for it

My taxes aren't as bad as I thought they'd be and you better believe I'm going to be reckless about it

They're calling it new shirt Monday

They gotta invent a phone you can look at in bed that doesn't keep you awake or stress you out or make you want to jack off

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

it would be so nice to be like 25% dumber and fall in love with an AI chatbot or be convinced by chatgpt that im actually a genius

I think I deserve some kind of awards for being so down bad but not horny posting this Valentine's Day. Maybe a halo.

what better way to spend your valentines day than watch a 40 year old terminally single guy play video games and cook himself a steak & lobster tail with a nice bernaise

while shopping props for 41st birthday subathon (march 3rd btw) and theres a whole line of aggressive 40 plus middle finger decorations out there

in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026

those four little words everyone wants to hear this valentines day

Referring to it as "the last valentines day" to make everyone around me nervous

listening to this record a lot lately no reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37u...