The texts from Santa have begun twitch.tv/gooffkings

For the first time ever we are offering a Patreon discount! 20% off your first month is available NOW using the promo code 20OFF! There's over 200 episodes on there and we're still doing three new ones a month. Get into it! Cyber Monday or whatever! patreon.com/blockedparty

It might be the holiday season, but we NEVER take a holiday from streaming! We've got some really crazy stuff planned this week, including watching videos and some other stuff probably! Wow!

Yuppppp! It's time to bid on some crap! We're playing Storage Hunter Simulator! twitch.tv/gooffkings

guy who loves his new shirt (he doesn’t know how to read)

you should watch the latest episode of my podcast with @pftompkins.bsky.social where we talk about the theatre cause we made the video of this one free 🙂 hope u like it youtu.be/d7pk0HH7Jss

It's time to determine whether JF or Stefan will be receiving several texts from a guy pretending to be Santa. twitch.tv/gooffkings

playing a new game with our friends @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social! it's called mimesis. and the enemies in game mimic our voices to confuse and terrify us. should be fun! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Someone sniffed a seat in this episode. Not saying who! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

🚨🚨🚨PFT ON THE POD AND A FREE VIDEO EPISODE🚨🚨🚨 chuffed to bits to have the absolute legend himself on the show youtu.be/d7pk0HH7Jss?...

Raw garlic and chips for breakfast. This stuff been making me feel good. twitch.tv/gooffkings

interesting!

did they ask one of the mods why they were allowing violently transphobic content on the site? sometimes that does it

it would be kinda weird if there were a struggling social media site that suspended and banned accounts without ever letting the person running the account know what the specific offending post was. it would counter-intuitive, in a sense, to moderate content in that way. luckily that doesnt happen 👍

Happy Thanksgaming everyone! We've got some crazy stuff planned for this week. Including "watching videos" and "playing games." Wow!

our friend db is here and tonight we will be sucking on jd vance's big wet puffy nipples twitch.tv/gooffkings

stupid

answering the most important question of all time twitch.tv/gooffkings

won $10 watching two wonderful men suffer colossal technical difficulties. we don’t have “cash app” in australia so if you want my $10 respond with your cash app @ 👍🆗

i started watching this stream and immediately won $10

we had to restart the stream due to technical issues...but we're still live and giving away cashapp's money twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad

Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad

I'm now doing my own thang. twitch.tv/gooffkings

JF is streaming right now twitch.gv/gooff kings - sent from an airplane

I'ma do my own thing...again!

It's Nuzlocke Night. What the fuck is Nuzlocke Night? twitch.tv/gooffkings

Tonight...I have to catch them all.

the stream....is now! whatch it! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Stefan shut his foreskin in a heavy book over the weekend which means I'm on my own for a few days. What do I have planned? Well, we'll just have to "play" it by ear...it's JF Week!

Today is the last day to nominate us for “Best Duo” at the Streamer Awards! thestreamerawards.com/nominations

it's time to fucking FARM. twitch.tv/gooffkings

these crazy bastards love to eat food. and hell, so do i.

New Doughboys Thursday! Jesse Farrar (YKS, Go Off Kings) joins the 'boys to talk sci-fi franchises, past Tennessee adventures, and Tony Yo Man before diving into a review of the Denny's Good Fortune menu. headgum.com/doughboys/dennys-4-with-jesse-farrar

We had @stefanheck.bsky.social on Guys this week to talk about some very annoying guys, it’s nostalgia guys, wouldn’t we all love to go back in time and be our own dad? bdd66b71-1e02-45c7-ad9e-0b9aadb7926b.libsyn.com/guys-episode...

Tomorrow… with Jesse Farrar

new guy to watch twitch.tv/gooffkings

Despite our guest having to back out at the last minute due to dying at the age of 84, we will still be going forward with Huge Boob Corner tonight.

we are driving HOMER'S CAR, thanks to the magic of video games. twitch.tv/gooffkings

Here is this week's schedule. No we will not be explaining what Huge Boob Corner is.

It's Tier List Thursday! We're going to rank sodas, Halloween candy, times of day - and more! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Stefan Hell 3: Jimmy Fallon's "On Brand" w/ @hcjustin.com. Yeah sure, Stefan has showed us some gross stuff before, but perhaps none grosser than this somehow even more pro-capitalist version of The Apprentice, starring Jimmy Fallon and a bunch of zeroes. It's awful. www.patreon.com/posts/142388...

There's a week in every podcast's life when you have bupkis. And that is the week you dress up as New Jersey's favorite mob boss and have a spooktacular Halloween therapy episode of THE OUTFIT with @jessefarrar.com, discussing the pilot of THE SOPRANOS! APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

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Time to drive around with our friends! twitch.tv/gooffkings

they're gonna make somebody sick! it's bar rescue night! on the stream twitch.tv/gooffkings

We are the stupidest streamers of all time

Join us as we watch another legendary Halloween livestream... twitch.tv/gooffkings

THERE'S MOLD IN YOUR STREAM SCHEDULE! DISGUSTING!