The final teams. The winner will receive a copy of the original Scary Movie on Blu-ray.

Tonight: the Scary Movie Joke Prediction Fantasy Draft. We've come up with 100+ possible jokes that might be in the new Scary Movie, and we're going to pick which ones we think have the best chance of showing up! twitch.tv/gooffkings

The After Party 28: Becoming the Main Character w/ @jessefarrar.com. Our pal JF returns to discuss what happens when you become the main character on Bluesky (hint: none of it is good). Plus, we do a couple top 3s and bond over being authors. www.patreon.com/posts/159406...

Tonight: we finish writing With Honors 2. And it's Military Monday. And @demilardner.bsky.social is here! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Yep we're live. And we're doing this on the stream tonight. twitch.tv/gooffkings

We are seriously going to have so much fun this week on the stream!!!!!!!!!!

fucked up jeopardy is tomorrow night!! please check it out! thank you jesse for having me make the art for this, here’s a sketch and fish variant of the poster 💙

saturday streaming with @thelukeman.bsky.social www.unfunnyfatfucks.com

perhaps our best Patreon format: Charlotte showing Libby stuff on YouTube from like 2007. and if you pay for video you get to see what it does to her soul www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

"The Thursday Stream" is now live www.unfunnyfatfucks.com/

We are now a political stream again.

this is one of the best Finest episodes we've ever done. alternative name for it was The Horse Cum Episode, only $6 to learn why www.patreon.com/posts/finest...

its moron o' clock www.unfunnyfatfucks.com

im sitting here butt naked right now!!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Love the Go Off Kings but mad they're not streaming all day long? That's why we invented Worst of Kings! A 24/7/365 livestream of classic GOK VODs. Right now we're airing the "Kings This Out" live stream from last year. Who knows what'll be next? So...Kings it out! www.twitch.tv/worstofkings

ALERT: JF will be playing a survival/crafting game on stream this week. Also we're doing a bonus Saturday stream right before Fucked Up Jeopardy.

I made this GIF today

watching some crap unfunnyfatfucks.com

charlotte has done me dirty with this week's Finest thumbnail. I do not lust for Branston Pickle www.patreon.com/c/whatsallth...

STD Tier list. Educate yourself

LIVE NOW! trying to find the 4th object. can you help me? #charity

We have learned a lot today. unfunnyfatfucks.com

Cause posting isn’t real, my love

several men and women just stopped us on the way to the stream. they said we were the most beautiful streamers in the entire world. they said we looked like marilyn monroe and janet jackson! unbelievable! PLUS! some interesting new cocktails -- LIVE NOW twitch.tv/gooffkings

Okay. Fine. We will become political streamers again. And start streaming to way less people than we are right now. If that's what you really want.

this is my favorite reply I’ve gotten on here

Live now. And Addressing the Allegations.

RIP HartBeat Productions... we will never forget you. twitch.tv/gooffkings

He stole this one from me and tried to pass it off as his own on r/standupshots of all places. Really pathetic behavior. But what more can you expect from a white podcast bro

i will be doing this to jf on tonight's stream

Tonight, we remember HartBeat Productions. The rest of the week... it's time to game.

I've heard of Canvas Hack...but Stefan Heck? Yep, and he's hosting the stream tonight, while I'm sitting on my rump making everyone crazy! LIVE NOW twitch.tv/gooffkings

It's the KFC Boneless Bucket Five Two when JF is eating it in his car. twitch.tv/gooffkings

live draft lottery reaction twitch.tv/gooffkings

We're launching the Go Off Kings Store soon, and we need help coming up with a URL! Tip $5 to add a URL to "The Wheel of URLs," and we'll spin it at the end of the night to decide our store URL for the rest of time! Wow! twitch.tv/gooffkings

A Go Off Kings store? That's right - and YOU get to help choose the URL! Wow! Incredible! All that and some other crap, this week on the stream.

chat hootin' and hollerin' in the @gooffkings.bsky.social VOD channel when the original JF cell phone rant shows up, truly beautiful moment :')

We're going sledding with @demilardner.bsky.social! (pictured here) twitch.tv/gooffkings

We're playing Spelunky 2 with @thelukeman.bsky.social! #KeepGoing #DontLookBack twitch.tv/gooffkings

its time to write with honors 2. with demi! twitch.tv/gooffkings

We’ve always wanted to watch TV on stream - and now, thanks to our friends at @netflix.com and @gaggltv.bsky.social, we can! Join us now as we watch the first two episodes of Stranger Things: Tales from ‘85 live on stream! twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad

"Look to my coming at first stream on the Monday. At 5 PM Pacific, look to the Go Off Kings."

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A Saturday stream... and JF is playing a cat version of Dark Souls??? What????? twitch.tv/gooffkings

Hard to really understand why I might not be invited to play as well. Honestly, I have a hard time seeing this. But I guess you don't ever really know your friends until you lose them. I'm sure the stream will be a lot of fun--for everyone involved. I bet I wouldn't even have fun anyway

We are gaming with our friends @rickypeacock.bsky.social and @thelukeman.bsky.social! Wow! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Butt Rogers has a visitor... twitch.tv/worstofkings

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

Day 3 of the Marasubathon to End Pot Use starts now. Pot ends today! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

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