Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

I missed yesterday for Reasons but I am LIVE today with WORST NIGHT. Looking for the WORST of several categories, including movie trailers, songs, and ideas for Forrest Gump scenes. Live in 40 minutes on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse :P

I have never been more passionate on a topic than getting to talk about my grocery store, Vons, with two challenging interrogators.

new ep out everywhere with @osullyville.bsky.social we discuseed the store for the most amount of time on an episode yet!

The theme week nobody wanted: It's WORST WEEK on the stream this week. I am looking for the worst shit people have ever created. Taking all comers. Starting tomorrow at 3pm pacific. I'll see you there.

Well this is an interesting first notice to be greeted with on installing Bumble. I suppose that's fine since I can "Remove any ethnicity". That sounds good.

Please listen to the podcast Stores on all platforms!

Poem

I don't know how to work the password to the stores account either so. Listen to the episode. Or watch or something

Haven't watched the movie, going to. But was thinking about Frankenstein as a story, and it is beautiful to me that a story that is just about 200 years old--not very--has become, like many more ancient stories, a medium through which people express themselves.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Rudy Giuliani today

Update: I am streaming tomorrow and Friday instead of today and tomorrow. See you tomorrow and Friday 👍

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

Streaming this stuff this week. Gonna be the most fun week ever. New stream layout debuting tomorrow. Busy busy week hitting the bricks now that I'm home. See y'all tomorrow at 3pm!!

Yeah I blew my 20s on bullshit. But I didn't join the fucking military lmaoooo

Wow. That sounds GOOD

Toronto has lost "Crodie" for the year. They can't say crodie now. Now LA can say crodie.

I think we'd all be happy if the game ended in a tie.

BRIEFI.BMF

Totally missed that more layoffs happened at firaxis. So insane to me that jumping ship from the games industry, from one of the most consistently successful and profitable studios in the industry, to Twitch Streaming resulted in an increase in job security. Everything is fucked lol

Laughed so hard at this that a Japanese woman on the shinkansen shushed me

Been in Japan 2 days now and my review so far: Everything is in Japanese. All the signs and stuff. Dunno what they say

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

I would never have clocked this as being a good idea but it has turned out to be an extremely effective strategy. It's hippie shit but it is genuinely disarming

I'm afraid the original is artistically better in every way

Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

lol to this guy basically being called an asshole to his face by bernie

GayBot: Hi, I'm GayBot. Thanks for upgrading to Windows 11. Would you like me to show you around? YES >NO< GayBot: Great! Did you say 'no' because I'm gay? YES >NO< GayBot: Really? Do you have any gay friends? YES NO >PREFER NOT TO ANSWER<

Live now--FINDING THE WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME. also it's my birthday 😛 also last stream until NOVEMBER!!!! ALSO THIS STREAM IS NOT GONNA HAVE A VOD THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE!!!!!! twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

This week on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse BE THERE THESE ARE SUCH GOOD IDEAS

He had seen Tanzania, and most of Mozambique was already behind him. There was no mistake. Chippy had done what most chimps only dream about: He had caught the Perfect Vine.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

you gotta subscribe to the video tier of the patreon

I only called Tom an asshole like 40 minutes in. Luke is saying I called him an asshole way sooner than I did

I'm LIVE RIGHT NOW with NEWGROUNDS FLASH GAMES NIGHT. Let's show each others some of the worst shit we have ever seen twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

I am LIVE on da monday with a bunch of strange men to show twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

Huge dubs for Pat-produced podcasts this week. We got Tom Scharpling on STORES and Justin McElroy on What's All This Then!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gNP... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

If you want to hear ~me~ on podcasts, the best way to do that is to subscribe to the STORES patreon cuz I'm on the weekly bonus eps pretty often. patreon.com/storesthepod...

It's FUCKTOBER on the dbj stream. All streams at 3pm pacific 6pm eastern

Thanks!

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

You should subscribe to thr stores patreon for really good podcasts patreon.com/storesthepodcast we do 2 every week and more goodies coming soon

How are we feeling about DBJs new segment theme?

When I put this in my stream on Sunday I did not know she was going to die 2 days later. Sorry. But she did say this

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.