This is streaming tomorrow from a Fucked Up 100 year old barn with 7+ full makeup monsters all showing off their talents to see who is a real Star. You'll only get to see it once. Make it count. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS YOU HAVE TOOOOOOOO

I feel truly as though Lady Gaga is one of the most interesting women of time

It's wild reading about British aristocrats. You'll have a guy named Lord Donut Monroe and not only do we have to take it seriously. But he created Pakistan

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS YOU HAVE TOOOOOOOO

WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED ME: What's up babe WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect. ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.

In many ways you could consider it an impossibly perfect piece of evidence!

Well, I'm about to shoot randomly. I may as well write "I AM A SJW" on my bullet so the cops can post pictures of that as pretext to batter the innocent. Otherwise they'd have to write it on there themselves

One thing you have to respect about shooters, they always write a very straightforward message on their bullets so you know exactly why they did that. And what's interesting is, they all seem to be the political enemies of our fascist government, and they all have cop handwriting. Weird coincidence

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

“Hey! … You!”

My stream tonight is instead happening TOMORROW. I will be in the Haunted Real Actual Haunted Barn with a bunch of rusty scythes, watching submissions and checking tech in advance of MONSTER TALENT SHOW on Sunday. I'll see you all tomorrow, and I'll see you all Sunday! twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

I got a haircut and now I look like a random victim

Kamala Harris reveals in new book she ate a hot coal. Her staff saw her eyes glisten as she looked into the fire, but they were too slow to stop her from picking up a hot coal and swallowing it. "It tasted so hot and it burned me in side. It was the hottest one I ever picked up and ate," she writes.

@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.

Just had one of those 'Holy moly, here it comes' dumps. Thank God I live alone.

the only people you go to chilis with are either family or people youve had raw sex with

My favorite thing about the 1960s Batman show is that sometimes the villains would have to go to court. Like The Riddler would show up wearing his Riddler shit talking about "I don't know what you're talking about"

buttguys won’t let me copy & paste but heres screenshots of my favorite posts i did there

Once again, Yascha has the receipts.

Birdsky is out for blood

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

TWO schedules to post today, one for this week, and one announcing the Autumn Leaves series on my stream! 3 heaters, 3 weeks in a row. See you guys there!

Way ahead of you

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

[bombing half the planet] haw haw whatchagonnado about it, power flows from a gun [watching one nazi get shot] please… not Violence

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

I will be donating all profits from my next fansly livestream to getting Charlie Kirk put into a Darth Vader suit that keeps him alive. And if we hit 1k on the stream I will be doing the Buttcheek Countdown

One of my favorite things about video games is killing bad guys!

I have formed the most annoying possible opinion on silksong. It's really something. And what's worse is, I really believe it:

oh no they yelled at him in a restaurant? that sort of vile attack has only happened to everyone who has ever worked in a restaurant

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

i AM LIVE WITH sTUPID bULLSHIT right now twitch.tv/deadblossomj...

got this wonderful print by @scottlava.bsky.social, a lovely tribute to David Lynch 💙

smelling baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

All streams at 3pm pacific, 6 eastern, on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse I WILL SEE YOU THERE THIS WEEK THESE ARE ALL GONNA BE KILLER SHOWS IM SO PUMPED TO GET BACK TO MY SCHEDULE

The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.

Perhaps the crown jewel of Swan Boy thus far

Subathon is over. I am alive. Thank you all so much, for everything

My opponents are *still* competing for love from Trump and the billionaires. And I’m going to let them fight it out at whatever unofficial debates pop up this month. We’re bringing this campaign to you.

get excited - sent from my android with no service inside this cave

Give not this rotten orange to your friend

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/

I am filing a takedown notice on all peach ball posts