golf is such a horny sport. u have "balls" as well as "holes" that you are trying to get in, and ur number of hits are called "strokes." who the fuck named any of this shit

thinkin about her feet

mario kuck 8 !

i love yoshi

i hope pigeons know how much i love them ;~;

u know ur a little bit of a dork when u get really excited about ur new texas instruments calculator arriving

a further evolution of his artistic masterpiece

thank you

yes!!!!!

me

it turns out eating a shit ton of sugar in one day does not make u feel great

r/lotr why didnt aragorn know about second breakfast, elevensies, or luncheon? was he stupid?

my little stinker 💛

the new 🫪 emoji unlocks for me so much more goofy girl rizz than i already had

quick doodle for @coffeebeen.bsky.social 🥰

"baking is hard without a recipe! its more of a science than cooking. you need a recipe to bake!" no, YOU need a recipe to bake, IM built different 😎

morning cinnamon coffee cake buns :3

grongu bingus has just landed on alderan

e40 watching starwars normally vs e40 watching starwars when yoda appears on screen

genuinely how its been lately

getting eachother pregnant and giving birth to pizza bagels

well anyway hi good morning

still thinking about the lana shake... i need another

the great and beautiful lana del rey shake

dont tel me what to do goverment .

the test is clearly broken chat

Tough puppy

let me put yall on to da white chocolate mocha (with almond milk trust me) from peets on giga god

me

@maxiejune.bsky.social colored her in to be me as a selkie 🥺

"omg shut upppp" - me to someone i want to blow my back out

another cute guy at my job who it turns out is definitely gay with a capital g and def not bi 😔

fun fact about me is i think bowser is hot

the difficulty of changing ones legal name will have the most beautiful woman you know zelling you and it says "derek sent you 20 dollars" girl who tf is derek

tsuki chan my beloved

quirky white woman hulk: you wouldnt like me when im hangry

HOW TARGETTED CAN THESE ADS GET AND STILL NOT REALIZE IM A TR*NNY

🎵 pretty woman 🎵 🎵 walkin down the street 🎵 🎵 pretty woman 🎵 🎵 and i like her feet 🎵

me literally all the time now

how am i supposed to explain what bottoms are to my mom