"oh my god i didnt know bing chilling guy did wrestling!" - @realsquiddays.bsky.social

sun tzu's the art of war: if your enemy has a weakness, exploit it. grown man who is afraid of seed oils and women: woah.

i got this new dance for yall called the soulja bou

my collar's blue and my pussy's fat

cat named pierogi

"pet"

beating a dead horse at this point but ugh i fucking love seal pups so muuch theyre so precious 🥺

RTs appreciated!! here's the new link for Lewa is in Distress: tigergaj.vercel.app/02%20Creativ...

the guy at the pier is so >.<

ovulating rn

hardest edm album cover coming from Plague and the Gnomes

jarvis, play notlikeus.mp3

you come to me on the day of my daughtas weddig askin fuh fibsh ?

i wanna make a yule log this year :3

if u see someone not letting others take their fair share of cheese, squeak up

my rent went down this month with no notice? i should be happy but im kinda nervous cuz it feels too good to be true. they didnt send me anything? should i be worried???

one thing about me, i love fetishizing bisexuals !!!

i am doing the finger in my butt challenge all november to raise money for washing your hands awareness #fingerinmybuttchallenge

cw:suicide i wanna jump off a bridge into one of those safety nets they have, not in a suicidal way but more so because those nets are specifically designed so you DONT die, and i think it would be a fun experience kind of like bungee jumping

manipulative freak

Woke resistlib Donald Trump be like “many such cases folx”

holyyyy fuck u guys theres a LOT of rain here tonight. just too much rain for most bpeople to handle honestly like a huge amount of rain a huge amount of inches for rain or fior like antyhhing

greetings, fineshits!

"My goat aint washed, my goat is filthy" @coffeebeen.bsky.social

IM TRANSEXUAL PANSEXUAL AND BANDSEXUAL RUN ME MY MONEY BITCH

LETS GO GEORGE

cute girl big sword is really my aesthetic

italian cannibal: eyy i eat a da paisagna (jasmine here to expl,ain the joke. its a combination of the words paisano and lasagna. please enjoy. thanks :) yayy)

it really does work its true

certified freak, savior of the meek, wet ass pussy make that pullout game weak

i love u hummus i love u pita i love u tzatziki i love u grape leaf wraps

*rizz u up*i

this is a holy video to me

what did my coworker mean by "surely you know the ikea shark plush"

thank u @relaxedpizza.bsky.social

eating my puppy snacks

what if we kissed at the t4t house