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hey guys welcome to my public diary where i post like an angsty teenager about being miserable and hating my parents and everyone around me and also of course myself i hope you enjoy your stay because i certainly havent
about 1 month ago
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save me 800mg ibuprofen 150mg acetaminophin and white monster
about 2 hours ago
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the real pride is sitting in a hole under a bridge getting drunk
about 19 hours ago
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anybody who says the word transbian is a federal agent
about 21 hours ago
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its kinda awesome how both minneapolis pride events suck bc corporate pride is obviously soulless and peoples pride is corny as hell
about 24 hours ago
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sometimes i wish i had some twin cities oomfies on here but also if anyone irl knew this account id kill myself and then them
1 day ago
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i have not watched digital circus but ppl being all like "jax is a horrible abuser" and then backing it up with clips of normall ass cartoon bullying like ok maybe im missing something but youre just soft as fuck
2 days ago
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i still dont understand how they made being a chef somehow a stressful job that requires yelling and screaming and illegal stimulants. like its just food bro it aint that serious
2 days ago
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finally crawled out of bed my entire body hurts
2 days ago
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its kinda awesome that u can immediately tell if someone hates women by if they take issue with the terms TME/TMA or not
2 days ago
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why am i getting sick !!!!! what the fuck!!!! date night is tomorrow i cant be sick !!!!!!!!
3 days ago
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at any given time at least half of my piercings are pissed off at me because i am a filthy woman always covered in dirt and grime
3 days ago
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Avril Lavigne's Hit Single "Boyfriend" Wins This Year's Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Award For Best Song to Drive Drunk to
3 days ago
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proposing a new highway system modeled after the autobahn except instead of just having no legal speed limit it also has no legal BAC limit
3 days ago
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"zoomers having less sex" factoid actualy just statistical error. zoomers have normal amounts of sex. Virgins Georg, who lives in cave & doesnt have sex over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
3 days ago
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been setting my cruise control to 67 mph a lot lately
3 days ago
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despite walking through tick city all day every day for several years ive never been bitten by a tick and rarely find them on me. im not sure if its something going on physiologically or if i just walk funny and they fucking hate my vibe
3 days ago
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oldass man at the gas station staring at my chest alright bro sure i guess
3 days ago
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work site in st cloud today. im violently killing myself in the PMs office
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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drunk call your girlfriend !!!!!!!! ,NOW!!!!!
4 days ago
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fuCK!!!! i dont care!!!!!!! shut the fuck up !!!!!!!!!
4 days ago
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alcohol is actually a potion of +7 to desperately wanting to hold my gf and bury my face in the crook of its neck
4 days ago
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the only time i kinda understand why ppl like food and also cooking is when i am extremely drunk. spicy chicken sandwich and chex mix
4 days ago
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ngl i was much funnier when i was repping primarily because i was far more willing to humiliate myself and even destroy my life for the bit
4 days ago
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am i chopped do i look old they didnt id me at the liquor store
4 days ago
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everybody that minorly inconveniences me should be brutally executed by the state
4 days ago
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least favorite thing about working a site 50 miles out from the cities is that my drive back to the shop starts off on nice country roads and ends in congested city construction rush hour highway hell and im generally pulling a 20something ft trailer if that wasnt bad enough
4 days ago
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according to the seasonals i say "everythings fucked" a lot
4 days ago
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dont forget ur ppe
4 days ago
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trans man friend complaining in the group chat about a new transphobic shithead coworker and revealing that the coworker has the same name as his husband so now hes getting called "evil [husbands name] and i gotta sit by and pretend that the husband doesnt still misgender me semi frequently years on
4 days ago
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wanted to clean my apartment today but instead i got drunk and looked at hats online
5 days ago
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my grandpa is getting rid of his guns but wont let me have them because he "wouldnt be able to handle it if anything happens" which i mean, fair.
5 days ago
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it is simply not possible to turn left onto selby ave while going south on snelling and be a good person
5 days ago
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fence sitter on everything else apparently
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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anything less than 90% diy hrt on that silly little trans values quiz means u r fundamentally a bad person
5 days ago
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saw a turtle and three baby deer today (didnt get a picture of one)
5 days ago
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i think its really awesome how ur groceries come pre rotten and moldy straight from the store now. thats pure capitalist efficiency baby
5 days ago
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when my bangs get too long i start looking like a gay anton chigurh
5 days ago
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one of my previously favorite coworkers gave terminal the ick by saying his girlfriend used to be a lesbian before they dated
5 days ago
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theyre calling me a gay little centipede quite without fear
6 days ago
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to rig the door with a 12 gauge
6 days ago
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saw the tiniest fawn smeared down the middle of the road
6 days ago
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u ever piss so good u almost cry?
7 days ago
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pride month win!: local faggot finds extra stash of vodka it didnt know it had
7 days ago
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not now kitten mommys drinking straight from the bottle
7 days ago
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blowing my shit off crazy style in front of everyone at the ayahuasca retreat
7 days ago
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but how does this impact our ability to generate shareholder value
7 days ago
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shaving my head
7 days ago
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something is extremely wrong
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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good lord i used to look like that huh
7 days ago
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