yeah sure cybersigilism tattoos will not age well and they are just the modern tribal tattoos or whatever but they are hot as fuck so who am i to judge

its a scrolling through all the yuri hentai in my twitter bookmarks kinda night

flaking on all my social commitments this week because im too exhausted to deal with that shit 🥰

there is no continuity to who i am as a person. every few weeks the being that inhabited this body is replaced with one completely alien to past incarnations. do not ask me about previously held opinions or to justify any past actions, i do not know what that dumb bitch was thinking

i was meant to roll around in the dirt

theres a friend of mine that i use as a litmus test for if im still not into men because if i was i would have tried to get on his dick long ago

finally submitted a maintenance request for my toilet thats been broken for months

this time im really gonna do it

yummy

with insurance my estradiol is cheaper than diy but my endo constantly wants to do blood tests at peak and lower my dose because shes terrified of my peaks being ~550pg/ml even though my trough levels are perfect and those tests are not cheap

left work early to go to an endo appointment and as soon as i get home i get a call saying theyre cancelling my appointment i think this is the perfect opportunity to ghost them and go full diy

as much as i hate food i am regrettably still a slave to the pleasures of the flesh and am very much looking forward to this stew

getting The Surgery (diesel engine)

i dont even know who the mayor of st paul is

world of goo 2 soundtrack

as much as i want to i cant deactivate long term because this is the only place i can get all the thoughts out of my head without dumping them on unsuspecting and unwilling people

starting a brainworm jar where every time i worm in dawns dms i put a dime in and at the end of the year she gets to put all the dimes in a sock and beat the shit out of me with it

i think at this point the main things i am looking for in a girl are 1: monogamous (i am clingy) and 2: doesnt play magic the gathering (i am stupid please dont try to teach me card games)

the estrogen knows when its in a woman

all i want is a body that isnt unmistakably male and thats too much to fucking ask

5 months of taking the funny drug that improves the waist:hip ratio of everyone who takes it and mine got worse

more likely than you think

getting pho will fix all my ailments and probably give me a pussy too

gonna try and make this girl a beef stew surely thatll convince her im worth something

the other night a friend asked me if i would be interested in being a bridesmaid when she eventually gets married and i just said id probably cry and throw up and shes like yeah i couldnt picture you at a bachelorette party

i dont have daddy issues hes just a cunt

im so good at spreading misery

literally why do i not own a drill

done with bulk, took the last of my pio yesterday. highest weight was like 160. shit was a mistake i need to get down to 130 pounds.

fucked up that ill never be an anime girl in tactical gear

rock stacking date by the river

did a terrible job socializing last night and ruined a friendship and i need to kill myself god damn it

only guy who would have gotten it wasnt at last weeks party because he got fucking deported this spring. inshallah we will be more lucky tonight

tranny terrorist cell that coordinates their movements via pictochat

had another dream about my dead friend last night

>calls me cutie >takes 24-36 hours to text back im getting mixed signals and it makes me anxious

pronouncing gallons with a soft g

alright, yeah

some motherfucker in a juck blocking the whole alleyway MOVE ASSHOLE

i should ferment more strange liquids but i have no good ideas

pushing kentmere 400 to 6400 went so well that one time i wanna see if i can get it to 12800

the woke left hates facing the truth that house centipedes are cute

my hair will really be looking its absolute best at 10:56pm on a tuesday night

i think its kinda funny how even though i grew up in the chicago suburbs i go far more often now as an adult who lives 400 miles away

browsing someones files on soulseek and instantly clocking them as a tranny

"the fact that you have no particular fetish besides robots does make me feel like a degenerate"

got a text from her that started with "hey cutie :)" and all my mental illness just evaporated

yeah dawg i just gotta lock in then ill be fine

had a dream last night where i was smoking cigarettes and wearing an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and i looked really hot

chocolate chip pancake for girls who didnt go to work today