elm
@putridbiomass.bsky.social
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minecraft villager noises
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as much as i want to i cant deactivate long term because this is the only place i can get all the thoughts out of my head without dumping them on unsuspecting and unwilling people
about 2 months ago
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thank u for leaving 2 very distinct bite marks in my neck the day before i visit my parents i will get my revenge
about 9 hours ago
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hair turned out fine. date fit i guess
add a skeleton here at some point
about 15 hours ago
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i think part of my problem with finding an actual relationship is that i 1: find all my dates on grindr and b: keep fucking on the first or second date. i intend to solve one of these things
about 16 hours ago
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id look cute with blood running down my face i think
about 16 hours ago
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someone should break my nose
about 16 hours ago
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date tonight and my hair has been perfect all week but i need to wash it and i know its gonna look like shit and im gonna cry about it
about 17 hours ago
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ok i talk about puppygirl shit a lot for someone who claims she isnt one but thats only because there are parts of being treated like a dog by a woman thats significantly smaller than me that are extremely appealing to me but i feel like those arent the aspects that are commonly portrayed
about 18 hours ago
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every time the topic comes up i get reminded that minnesotans have dogshit opinions on what counts as the midwest
about 21 hours ago
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♫ and everyone in this town sleeps til the calendar collides with june ♫
about 22 hours ago
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i feel like im getting so many more chasers this time around whats up with that
1 day ago
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thank u underwear lover please kill yourself
1 day ago
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all men should dress like harry dubois
1 day ago
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getting a prince albert at one of the 3 the mall of america claires
1 day ago
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everything in the twin cities is always exactly 25 minutes apart
1 day ago
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my favorite part of the weekend is not eating
1 day ago
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toe subplot update: yeah i think its broken
2 days ago
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when i was a kid i was on some church trip and i had my 3ds and the pastor looked at my mii and said it "looks like a transsexual"
2 days ago
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the ad i get immediately after downloading grindr again
3 days ago
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friend i had be one of my witnesses in court for my name change once again forgetting that my name isnt actually elm
3 days ago
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who up zorching they flemoid
4 days ago
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i am one pretty woman offering me a cigarette away from a lifelong smoking habit
4 days ago
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girltwink is twitterspeak for twinkhon
4 days ago
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the last time i talked to my friend was playing viscera cleanup detail the night before he killed himself. pretty sure i remember which map it was too. he said something about losing a bunch of money shortly before i had to go to bed because i had work the next morning
4 days ago
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being a 5'11" woman is fun because im a couple inches taller than most 6ft men
4 days ago
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most of you are 3 ft tall. maybe 4
4 days ago
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overalls arent agp if youre cute
5 days ago
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theres a house near me that used to have a cntfai flag hanging outside but i havent seen it in a while. 75% chance they moved to powderhorn
5 days ago
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seeing something at a thrift store and immediately being like "im too 25 years old to be wearing that"
5 days ago
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i miss regularly interacting with a discord server of people that i actually like
5 days ago
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i think part of the reason i find it so easy to lose weight is that being hungry feels productive where being full feels like nothing
5 days ago
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getting drunk and forcing myself tk try eyeliner
6 days ago
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the men in the groupchat are discussing pc hardware and this is the first conversation ive contributed to in months im really ngmi
6 days ago
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telling every girl i go on a date with sorry if i come off as weird and desperate its because i am
6 days ago
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i think being frequently compared to an elf while i was a long haired skinny twink but never since transitioning has given me a complex of some kind
7 days ago
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no i dont have a "thing" for ears im just pretty sure i could cum just from a woman kissing my ears
7 days ago
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coming to terms with the fact that i absolutely have chaser tendencies
7 days ago
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i feel abnormally really fucking good today
8 days ago
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become codependent with your friends !
8 days ago
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god i cant wait to be a statistic
8 days ago
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i love my friends i want them to feel comfort and happiness
8 days ago
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hung out with a girl from tttt tonight, she was chill, had a cute cat
8 days ago
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i should start wearing bandanas theyre cute
9 days ago
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approaches u with platonic intent
9 days ago
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gender affirming being terrified by someone sprinting at me from behind in the dark
10 days ago
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i think at least 3/4 of the characters in borderlands are in the epstein flight logs
10 days ago
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tannis borderlands is just one bazinga away from sheldon cooper
10 days ago
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my ex, upon learning that i drink now, immediately tried to get me to do lsd. shes several years sober and goes to aa multiple times a week
10 days ago
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need garage, preferably heated, fully stocked with tools
10 days ago
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big long elf ears how to get .com
11 days ago
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getting important motorcycle upgrades
11 days ago
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