has there ever been a website where the entire staff didnt deserve the wall

uwehhh

thank god i fumbled every woman before i met my gf

been a second

one of my favorite bits at shows is standing around with all the smokers and if anyone asks for a light i pull out my flint and steel and we try and fail to light a cigarette for 10 minutes

just got told "your canines are so pronounced" unprompted

when the romantic lock fence has the polycule

new webfishing update that only adds is pull tabs

3 drinks in and i start tending to the campfire like im a white boy again

its crazy how weed just fucking sucks and feels shitty and alcohol is just straight up better in every possible way

betty is proship

I Got Uncomfortably High at the Great Lakes Aquarium and All I Got Were These 6 Stuffed Shrimp

uncomfortably high at the aquarium

collecting cool rocks from the lake for my gf

friend comes out as a trans man and immediately starts calling me baby

duluth i am inside u

fucked up that i like days n daze now

pretty sure ive been getting fatter lately and its probably not unrelated to me getting drunk every time the sun comes out

open gate labs shutting down & putting on a crazy sale guess its finally time to get off valerate

probably one of the funniest things ricky gervais could ever do is get shot dead in front of a crowd

nobody understands how badly i need roof access

possums are perhaps the most cringe animal. please god gay people find something else thanks.

tell ur friends u love them before u cant anymore

RRRRRAAAAAAAAGGHH TELL UR FRIENDS U LOVE THEM

the women who preach effort have anatomy that is compatible with effort and womanhood as a whole. some of us simply dont. no amount of effort can change my height, my shoulders, my hips, or my skull. you so badly want your success to say something about your character past simply being lucky

i have some extremely fucked up and specific brainworms surrounding makeup and i think i need to just get over them and try it for the first time ever

this email should have been a front page news article about a record breaking mass shooting

ngl i kinda want a steam controller

all roads lead to connys creamy cone

do u think if tommy cash sang six white horses today hed have a verse about charlie kirk

gas station sauerkraut

gf has strep throat 😮‍💨

playing my banjo makes me feel a bit better about my boobs because i can rest one of them on it a lil

i know i miserypost on main 24/7 but im genuinely a little worried that im too laid back irl

lately ive been feeling like i havent been much of a friend the people I'm lucky to know might tell me that im wrong but then i ignore their messages a little more than half the time littledeath1312.bandcamp.com/track/carpor...

im a failure im a fuckup and my soul is dammed to hell and i still cant stop blaming myself for the ways that other people hurt me youtu.be/yJ1VrJ3ri0s

smoked weed 4 the first time ever last night and very passionately made out with my girlfriend on the front steps of its apartment & i think that was probably one of the best experiences of my life

praise be to the lord

gf asked me if ive ever thought about voice training im killing myself

1.75 mg pt141 will fix me

standing next to actual women is the most humiliating fucking thing in existence

getting handed the joint and immediately doing csgo knife inspection animations on it

my default state is crying and incapacitated

"oh dont worry it takes time! i was almost 2 years on hrt before i started getting consistantly gendered correctly!" 3 years on hrt and ive only been gendered correctly by strangers twice and people who have only ever known me post transition still call me a man

the estrogen knows when its in a woman

another ffs dream

im gonna torture the next computer i see til it starts screamin and throwin up

how it feels