need a banjo expeditiously

some preach wrong and some preach right some preach love and some preach right takes every kind to make the world go round takes only one ta GUN YOU DOWN

i am a greasy rat of a man

eating the worlds grunchiest pear about it

call me the fruit sniffer the way i-

being too dumb to have any emotions more complex than yippee and i need to kill myself immediately kinda sucks

learn to appreciate the inherent beauty of the world around you and realize that you contribute to it just by being alive NOW!!!!

never krill yourshellf

my gf called me a brainless horse fighting chud is it over

75 degrees out tofay so were gretting drunk in the woods

driving down the highway with my gf in the passanger seat with my fingers in its mouth when a guy in a car in front of us turns around & sees us, leans out the window with a bottle of beer in his hand, cheers, and gives us an enthusiastic thumbs up

every trans woman has a her own specific colored heart emoji and if there are 2 in a group chat with the same color they have to fight to the death

i know im absolutely not a man because i could never weaponize incompetence as well as i just witnessed

vintage story peasant ERP

no 8 hours of sleep tastes as good as 4 hours and a beer before work feels

every sunrise is the most beautiful ive ever seen

cool elm fact: i had a soul patch pre transition

blue collar men will turn 28 and a beer gut instantly sprouts from their belly and they start singing christmas music year round

hit em with that 😎

gonna be wearing a lot of bandanas this summer. locking it in. this is my version of being the man who always wears hats to hide the fact that hes balding. you will never catch me anywhere above a light breeze without one

i need to get sillier

i cant wait to go to bed at 10pm sharp tonight i say for the third month in a row

only 2 more sleeps til my girlfriend gets home hooray yippee

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good www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZP...

i hope i have more near death experiences again soon. maybe even something more 😏

i need more plushies

im so excited for summer and to wander around the cities and the river and climb trees and crawl around in tunnels

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cute date idea: i get really really high for the first time ever and watch three 2x speed chubbyemu videos at the same time

my tummy hurts and im going to feel like this forever and im going to die

i think preemptively getting vaccinated for rabies would calm the underlying anxiety i feel daily by at least 30%

having low self worth means every time i get chaser dms on reddit i feel like a tiny little angel has descended down from the heavens and kissed me on the tip of my nose

twinkdeath? i sure hope they do!

theyre calling me the charlie kirk of taking estrogen

*a noise of abject, unmistakable agony. but also, perhaps a hint of pleasure?*

i should pull up to work on 0 hours of sleep and start trying to do maintenance on heavy machinery

anton chigurh fancam

they should make suboxone for counterstrike

its actually really cool and healthy how i can only do 1 thing per day and if i need to do 2 or god forbid more things per day i simply dont do any of them

not too fond of pessimistic views on human nature

yay yippee new motorcycle pants arrived genuinely suprised at how well they fit

im the lebron james of being unhealthily obsessive

BREED?

holy shit! my god! i am mentally unwell!

why do i feel like shit spiritually and physically the humble 20 hours of counterstrike in 2 days