thank u for leaving 2 very distinct bite marks in my neck the day before i visit my parents i will get my revenge

hair turned out fine. date fit i guess

i think part of my problem with finding an actual relationship is that i 1: find all my dates on grindr and b: keep fucking on the first or second date. i intend to solve one of these things

id look cute with blood running down my face i think

someone should break my nose

date tonight and my hair has been perfect all week but i need to wash it and i know its gonna look like shit and im gonna cry about it

ok i talk about puppygirl shit a lot for someone who claims she isnt one but thats only because there are parts of being treated like a dog by a woman thats significantly smaller than me that are extremely appealing to me but i feel like those arent the aspects that are commonly portrayed

every time the topic comes up i get reminded that minnesotans have dogshit opinions on what counts as the midwest

♫ and everyone in this town sleeps til the calendar collides with june ♫

i feel like im getting so many more chasers this time around whats up with that

thank u underwear lover please kill yourself

all men should dress like harry dubois

getting a prince albert at one of the 3 the mall of america claires

everything in the twin cities is always exactly 25 minutes apart

my favorite part of the weekend is not eating

toe subplot update: yeah i think its broken

when i was a kid i was on some church trip and i had my 3ds and the pastor looked at my mii and said it "looks like a transsexual"

the ad i get immediately after downloading grindr again

friend i had be one of my witnesses in court for my name change once again forgetting that my name isnt actually elm

who up zorching they flemoid

i am one pretty woman offering me a cigarette away from a lifelong smoking habit

girltwink is twitterspeak for twinkhon

the last time i talked to my friend was playing viscera cleanup detail the night before he killed himself. pretty sure i remember which map it was too. he said something about losing a bunch of money shortly before i had to go to bed because i had work the next morning

being a 5'11" woman is fun because im a couple inches taller than most 6ft men

most of you are 3 ft tall. maybe 4

overalls arent agp if youre cute

theres a house near me that used to have a cntfai flag hanging outside but i havent seen it in a while. 75% chance they moved to powderhorn

seeing something at a thrift store and immediately being like "im too 25 years old to be wearing that"

i miss regularly interacting with a discord server of people that i actually like

i think part of the reason i find it so easy to lose weight is that being hungry feels productive where being full feels like nothing

getting drunk and forcing myself tk try eyeliner

the men in the groupchat are discussing pc hardware and this is the first conversation ive contributed to in months im really ngmi

telling every girl i go on a date with sorry if i come off as weird and desperate its because i am

i think being frequently compared to an elf while i was a long haired skinny twink but never since transitioning has given me a complex of some kind

no i dont have a "thing" for ears im just pretty sure i could cum just from a woman kissing my ears

coming to terms with the fact that i absolutely have chaser tendencies

i feel abnormally really fucking good today

become codependent with your friends !

god i cant wait to be a statistic

i love my friends i want them to feel comfort and happiness

hung out with a girl from tttt tonight, she was chill, had a cute cat

i should start wearing bandanas theyre cute

approaches u with platonic intent

gender affirming being terrified by someone sprinting at me from behind in the dark

i think at least 3/4 of the characters in borderlands are in the epstein flight logs

tannis borderlands is just one bazinga away from sheldon cooper

my ex, upon learning that i drink now, immediately tried to get me to do lsd. shes several years sober and goes to aa multiple times a week

need garage, preferably heated, fully stocked with tools

big long elf ears how to get .com

getting important motorcycle upgrades