reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

Bye-bye Mayor Cop, a piece of shit loser who sacrificed your neighbors to ICE so he could spare himself the prison term he deserves. He leaves behind a legacy of closed libraries, escalating unaffordability, off-the-charts police corruption. An oleaginous creep only liberal pundits could respect.

my new book is OUT TODAY! it’s been described as "the writer at her best: mystified, curious, pathetic, absurd" — you can buy it here

homophobia and transphobia are a reaction against bodily autonomy and happiness itself. they want to torture us as an extension of the way they torture themselves.

media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one! [the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters] media: ah, well, nevertheless

This really is a great episode that explains the "mystery" of why the World Trade Center was so deadly for so long- organized crime and their associates in New York politics and real estate profited from it.

The story of how the mafia & World Trade Center intertwined--from the complex's conception, through its construction & maintenance, to its destruction & nightmarish clean-up--is easily the most horrifying story we've ever covered on The Outfit. I was shocked how little it had been looked at. 🧵:

if you need to make sense of what politicians and media creatures say about this it's simple: getting shot at is for the little people

What a hedge fund actually is, is a boiler room in the sky, revolving entirely around insider trading. A dope like Bill Ackman was born on second, thought he hit a double, and advanced home solely through organized white collar crime.

Imagine Danny McBride as John Wick. That's Paul Tatum, a hustler from Oklahoma who, like many '90s Americans, tried to corner the pristine Russian market--only to be out-capitalismed by Russia's surging underworld. APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/6Y82Liu...

The Art of the Death

I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

beautiful

On today's episode of THE OUTFIT: we are talking George Remus, the evil genius criminal defense attorney of Prohibition, who found loopholes in the law sufficient to make him a nearly legal bootlegging king, before being undone by the biggest gangster of all: Love. youtu.be/QXgkXHxRVxQ?...

Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...

if newsom, buttigieg etc were saying that it was "stupid, smug shitheads" they were willing to literally sacrifice in the name of some imaginary compromise with conservatives, liberals would not be so quick to accept and full-throatedly evangelize those conditions.

You have a dog brain if you're falling for Gavin Newsom 's schtick

Today's episode of THE OUTFIT is about Ken Eto, the Japanese-American Mafia boss who I also spent five years writing an article about for Chicago Magazine. I think you'll find his story has a certain resonance for discussions of crime & immigration today... youtu.be/BXj_Be7sIZc?...

bsky.app/profile/osul... www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga... this story is an all timer

drink piss in hell forever motha fucka

if newsom, buttigieg etc were saying that it was "stupid, smug shitheads" they were willing to literally sacrifice in the name of some imaginary compromise with conservatives, liberals would not be so quick to accept and full-throatedly evangelize those conditions.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

they all love doing this. they are demons who get pleasure from torturing their fellow citizens. they cant wait until they get to just start blowing our brains out and fucking the hole right there in the middle of the street

I promoted this last week upon announcement but now that I have listened to episode 1, I must encourage you further. Very fun listen that goes deep into the subject matter without feeling like it's talking at you, but inviting you in for a conversation. Greatly enjoyed it and it's on my weekly list!

hakeem jeffries is not misguided, clueless, stupid or useless. like the rest of the establishment dems, including cuomo of course, he is working on behalf of the rich and all of his choices and actions reflect that. mamdani is their enemy. being in the same party as him means less than nothing.

viewing trumps america through organized crime clarifies many things that seem contradictory or inexplicable. the combination of psychopathic gangsterism and shameless lying, the violent intimidation, deploying federal resources like a protection racket, and above all greed. bsky.app/profile/osul...

Columbo voice Oh yeah just one more thing, I forgot...yeah, we have video episodes. Enjoy me in full glorious 1080p praising Al Capone as our nation's founding father of crime, sleaze, and hustling! youtu.be/f2rjfjRsLOo?... bsky.app/profile/osul...

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

Humbly asking all my followers to please check out The Outfit, a podcast about how the story of organized crime explains America today - first episode out now. It's personally important to me because the more popular the show gets, the higher the chance grows that President Trump orders Dan killed.

You are sick, a truly morally sick person, to think the law is too soft on kids

I can FINALLY announce: I, along with co-host Alana Hope Levinson, am launching a history/crime/comedy podcast August 14th with @headgum.com & Higher Ground Audio, called "THE OUTFIT," where each week, I will tell you a different MAFIA/MOB/ORGANIZED CRIME story which explains America. CAPICHE

if i had a time machine i would go back to the signing of the constitution and tell the founding fathers that a roll of toilet paper i brought with me from the future was a miraculous new form of medicine and then i would watch all those guys eat the toilet paper

people were thoroughly warned for as long as anyone alive has lived and then some that capitalism would consolidate power upwards until whatever on earth passed for a free and democratic society was returned to the dust of arbitrary rule by foolish, petty sovereigns. this is that.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; The modern crop of editorialists have never done any real work or writing in their lives, peak nepotism journo-school-to-editorial-gig pipeline bullshit just making up cultural stuff to write about.

bsky.app/profile/left... "i'm not partisan. i care about policy." particularly the policies that maintain a conservative stranglehold on wealth and prevent any progressive action to dismantle or even tax it.

seems like people don't want to hear this, but there's a minority group that the democrats absolutely must abandon if they want to beat the gop. they are inherently dangerous and depraved people, pushing a radical agenda that goes against most americans values. i am of course talking about the rich,

ohhhhhh all the dem politicians are my personal friends and i will defend them online for free because instead of an ethical politics i only understand celebrity worship and being a little worm for authority!! stop being mean to my friends!!

"How I Fucked Up The Entire Earth" by Kamala Harris Soars Past 800 Copies In First Week

josh shapiro, 2028 contender and politically savvy politician: well donald trump is publicly flipping out over being exposed as a pedophile. I will capitalize on that just as soon as I’m done recording this show with ted nugent

The @lareviewofbooks.bsky.social made a very nice thread here quoting from my recent article for them about the history of reactionary politics here in California--take a look!

“meanwhile, on X the everything app—” I don’t care. you should be elbow dropped for bringing this to my attention

when i was a kid, i foolishly believed that hulk hogan represented the stated american values of justice and freedom. as an adult, i realized he represented the actual american values of greed, bigotry, deception and stupidity.

showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens