almost forgot I wrote about Christine

michael myers why did you do what you did.

left a hideous little malformed cub in the bookstore at o’hare

I was asked to make. A Bitchface and I did

I spoke to the legendary @tricialockwood.bsky.social about a potential ghost, her new book, Pamela Anderson and meeting once in the cattle pen in a Trump rally. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...

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experiencing the emotion of “wanting to see miette”

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poyim

@tricialockwood.bsky.social signed my padre pio card and it makes me laugh and I’m also deeply moved, which is very much what it’s like to read her work. What a night @thankyoubooks.bsky.social

also absolutely insane energy in yesterday’s hotel bathroom

100 proof lmao. I had one drink and was like wub bub bub

did miette voice for a full two minutes for @kristeniskandrian.bsky.social and the excellent people at thank you books in birmingham

I feel like Kat is underselling her encounter with @tricialockwood.bsky.social here. You might think this was taken at a signing event or similar. Not so! Kat had gone to the bookshop to buy Tricia's book for my birthday, and was having trouble finding it.

@tricialockwood.bsky.social in SW Atlanta on Thursday! www.acappellabooks.com/pages/events...

rolled up on this hoe at 9pm

Also here are some pics and love notes from the incredible @tricialockwood.bsky.social event this weekend ❤️❤️❤️ tinyurl.com/bdecz77m

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new orleans … city of mystery

Just picked up a signed copy of @tricialockwood.bsky.social’s new book at BookBar in London! And they made me buy a helmet too since it’s so dangerous! Get your signed copy here: www.bookbaruk.com/product-page... ❤️📚I’m a few pages in & already awash in joy & wonder.

jason, listening to me and julio down by the schoolyard: are there little Monkey sounds at the end of this song. why me: you can’t put a little man in a newsboy cap on cocaine

If you can see @tricialockwood.bsky.social on tour for her new book Will There Ever Be Another You, do it! She might throw individual packets of lube into the crowd.

not removing for rest of tour. security be damned.

i dreamed i’d bought a novel i’d been waiting for called The Budgie Is A Neon Bitch this was likely inspired by starting @tricialockwood.bsky.social’s new book which has a different/better title and also mentions irn bru

For my newsletter I wrote about Tricia Lockwood's big beautiful brain as well as what's actually truly giving me hope right now. www.themarisreview.com/the-maris-re...

AND I have a new poem in the paris review today … about recording the audiobook in the same booth where miley cyrus recorded party in the usa. none of this is lies.

the worst thang I ever drawn. do not look at it.

that bitch eating eggs in my escalade (eggs)

Prom night @mattielubchansky.com @tricialockwood.bsky.social

my new book is OUT TODAY! it’s been described as "the writer at her best: mystified, curious, pathetic, absurd" — you can buy it here

do you think he’s in here

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yes it’s my naked lunch. it’s my book Bikini Dinner.

Love this. Roger Shattuck's old house is just a couple miles from my own here in rural VT. I drive almost every day past the field where he used a scythe to make hay. A SCYTHE. Dude even won the hand-mowing contest at our county fair. Legend.

a certain rosy little claus in training has some book recommendations for u

me bursting out of the pub dramatically at 12am: who’s going to take me back to my hotel *absolute unit of a cunt of a slice of rough trade turns very slowly in my direction*

Ten (1991)

touring is so bizarre … you check into your hotel that first morning like “I going to commit suicide” and 72 hours later you’re on your sixth shot running through the streets screaming I LIVE FOR THIS

getting a highly specific reputation over her that’s like 1) she doesn’t understand how buying rounds works 2) she freely flings her rubies at males while women writhe in a hellish pile below

sort of an interesting development happening over here unrelated to the necklace

UPDATE: Tall Hands gave it to his gf. the balance is restored

last night of course descended into total madness as I kept wrapping napkins around people’s shoulders and ordering them to “be a baby again”

finally it is time.

perfect pussy. now appearing in the paris review

International scandal last night as a tall MAN grabbed the necklace with his tall hand … I must make reparations to the jumping women of London

We love this book - hope you'll come and see the real deal at RAMM when you've finished it! 💛

Thee @tricialockwood.bsky.social signing copies of her new novel WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER YOU ahead of our event with her tomorrow night! There's still a handful of tickets left - grab one now before they go: lrb.me/ya3 @bloomsburybooksuk.bsky.social