lentil soup for every meal

GUYS

lidl wants me and also you to buy this man. he has neck teeth

trough

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Important.

please enjoy some sleek large lumps and some smaller fluffy lumps gently lumping around on land

gathering microplastics for the winter

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

me outside my old dead rodent home

i am muffled in mist and the gravel is wet

going beastmode (curling up sleepily in my soft little den)

Incredibly upsetting version of alphabetical order here

Bring back this genre of shirt.

Little Fellow would be a good name for a cat. Ok then cheers 👍

look at the photo the wildcat charity i donate to sent in a newsletter look look at the rounded baby

Seething with jealousy

text from student family person science going wild with language

say it with me: full beaver super moon

every emoji should come with a mirror image emoji option, as well as an upside down emoji option. let me flip these dinosaurs 🦕🦖 so they can face each other and fall in love

my house is old and there are very old wooden bits inside it with old gaps and i’ve just had to cover those old gaps with duck tape because there’s a new and not old dead rodent stuck behind the old wood filling my house with a stink so powerful i can almost see it

I saw two house sparrows investigating a parked car. One walked all the way into the exhaust pipe and the other inserted itself into the hitch opening lol

dug rectangle

koru wailing with jealousy because i spoke to pan cat desperate oaf

there’s all this black pepper hanging out in my teeth crevices a peppery wee adventure for my tongue

in a perfect world all my posts would be typewritten memos enclosed in small cylinders flying through a system of pneumatic tubes

i’m sending you my invoice for october october was an expensive month for you

meeting participants possibly waylaid by cow manoeuvres

Total Conviviality Now

If that’s your man why’s he toppling off my rooftop over and over again to show how much fall damage he can take

chipmunks I saw yesterday

i have been sent a photo of this solid glaswegian animal

How it feels sometimes

time makes shriveled turnips of us all

Scuitar submitted multiple layers of vocals and backing tracks and played both guitar solos, koru scratched on a sleeping match to create the record scratching sounds

the final and most ambitious track of the EP featuring @scuitar.bsky.social and koru the lapphund (@midgie.bsky.social's dog)

fading youth

Saw a wee girl feeding ducks and kicking away the seagulls then her dad intervened to kick them away more effectively. Great stuff.

brush

What do you think they’re talking about?

Hjello I would ljike to bjuy a fjord fjocus vjehicle

a meeting of minds this morning

complaining complaining complaining complaining about the local council and their foolishness complaining further face of angst face of fury face of pitiful petitioner

Saw your man nimbly leaping from tree to tree across the canopy

i'm living rent free in your shed

POV: you’re at my back door taking in ‘the good stuff’

remember when koru looked like this