this is what they trained for

not to get too political but look at this

look at my tiny beautiful glass 🫧

i now only have 32 tabs open i am the hero we have been waiting for

why did safari decide to rearrange my precious 487 open tabs i had them all that way for a reason and now they’re in DISARRAY this is hateful behaviour

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

@jims.bsky.social 🫡 many posts have been liked ty

went outside to get something and left my door open when i came back a wee bird had been inside checking things out :)

accidentally setting my alarm for 8 pm instead of am then sitting in my car all night until it's time to leave for work to save face

Can’t believe I forgot it’s ride a winged beast to work this week

blowdrying the sweatshirt i’m wearing to try and hide the wet patches i had to wipe off a lot of hummus i should start eating lunch through a large hose

photos not illustrations here but honestly incredible stuff

that’s today

I don't approve of horses. They were a mistake.

tomato and red onion sandwich but there’s crisps in it too ✨

1990s kids book: My Dad 2000s kids book: My Two Dads 2010s kids book: My Three Dads 2020s kids book: My Four Dads 2030s kids book: Hitler Goes To The Zoo

Getting some horse coffee

This dr bronners bottle could have been an email

happy @cl.own.baby day to you :))

bed's pure hoaching with cats

don't throw away your old grocery bags you can use them for amazing arts and crafts projects like "bag full of other grocery bags", "lone grocery bag in the corner of the kitchen", and "what's that smell did you save the bag that had the meat in it"

rare 4-cat-bed and i’m on it too i am rich in cats luxuriating in cats

Finch Letter 532: I die and am reborn over and over. My bulbous beak made it impossible to extract tasty seeds so I died and was reborn a needle-beak loser, too fragile to crack seeds. All I can do is stuff these letters in a bottle. The previous 531 all just say “seeds” so that’s what that’s about

i do quite like a birkenstock. life is punishing me appropriately

i do quite like a birkenstock. life is punishing me appropriately

got to talk to a man with a really nice hand knitted beanie hat today i wasn’t listening to him much because i was thinking about his hat

Slept with my feet under the covers and entered a hell dimension

@weedlejuice.bsky.social the new bats scared me

i’m complaining about everything would you like to join me

buying 700 expensive things because i need them but also because i am bored by the sameness of life. this is why i have never had any money

Mood

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he planned to eat the cake and by god he did it

i keep saving posts by accidentally catching the save thingy when i scroll past if this has happened to you i didn’t mean to save your post i’m not that kind of weirdo

what if i wrote my name all fancy like 𝕞𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕚𝕖 what then

i basically just want to hold the paws of every animal

inexplicable craving for some kind of chocolaty liqueur i don’t even like those kinds of things i may be possessed. check back later to see if my eyes are glowing red etc

this guy knows ball

i like joining in. @sentimentbot.bsky.social please judge me

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koru has a new dog bed. look at his face, he’s ecstatic

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i literally wouldn't trust another human being on the planet to choose my bananas for me in the supermarket. I even have to buy an extra banana just in case one of the ones i pick turns out to be a bad one.

koru has a new dog bed. look at his face, he’s ecstatic

i sprayed some perfume on my arm when i was in a shop and it won’t leave i’ve washed it i’ve wiped it i’ve washed it again i’ve wiped it with a different thing i hate it and it’s all i can smell i will have to peel my skin off with a vegetable peeler

please sign up for shifts hux requires 24/7 tummy rubs

thanks for sharing your bigot suit bro

please sign up for shifts hux requires 24/7 tummy rubs