Man Bush's war on terror was like pouring a perfect concrete pad upon upon which all this fascist bullshit is being built, huh

I hate our Healthcare system for myriad reasons and it's probably the single thing that has radicalized me the most but my response to this is that I am happy to pay for an illegal alien's medical care.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

british wife: good mornin love british husband: a rat stole me weetabix

I know we haven't nuked anybody this year but do you think he's tried? It seems like something he would have tried but somebody stopped him

It really feels like we're getting close to like, rolling blackouts because some guy AI'd something down at the power plant

*studying intensely* “Man, these elders have a protocol for everything!”

Companies do shit like this and then go on their investor calls and say shit like "eighty squintillion people use our AI features every SECOND

You bastards, you're all going to hell

I am actually, because you can't disentangle providing services for the insured and uninsured. If I go to the ER I will, though insurance, pay for it. If an undocumented worker goes to the ER I will, through higher healthcare costs and premiums, pay for it. Either we all get care or none of us do.

(Completely at peace with myself and the world voice) this is the slowest Nissan Altima in the history of Nissan Altimas

Slug bug (I unleash upon you the force of a thousand yearning forgotten ancestors and your soul itself is annihilated)

The only way to get this little dot to go away is to volunteer everything I do on my phone to samsung AI. I really hate the current moment in a thousand tiny ways

Happily surprised Schumer’s actually giving public statements and not just having his interns post shit like “there is nothing ‘chicken jockey’ about fiscal mismanagement”

Best time of year. Cool but not cold. Sun sets earlier. Perfect nights for arcing a big fat piss off the back deck

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

Me after one (1) alpha strike with my Annihilator 1E loaded with 4 binary lasers and 4 extended range medium lasers

If you’re placing prop bets on South Park you need to have a conservatorship

sometimes i'll listen to a record or a cd and i won't even post about it

If there’s one thing that definitely works it’s mandating culture from the top down. And if you don’t believe that, well, I’m ordering you to

this is the song i made that people keep listening to i guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZnl... open.spotify.com/track/3Og0xz...

harry potter and the bucket of shit

Could I turn down life changing money from the Saudis? I’d like to think I would.

my biggest vouch for using duckduckgo is that it will occasionally topdeck stuff like this

POV: you're sanding my drywall. See? This is how that works

POV: you're filming someone who doesn't know what "POV" means

me: this juice tastes bitter scheming vizier: i’ll have the kitchen prepare a slightly less bitter juice

One of my crank beliefs is that incognito mode doesn't really do anything. You think they're just gonna throw away perfectly good data like that

S&P does seem to want to hover right at 666 and you know that's gotta be activating a certain population

I've long maintained that disdain works VERY well politically

oh word?

i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in

SO we're bailing our the farmers, who are hurting from the tariffs, and paying for it by the revenue they collected from us by making our groceries more expensive through tariffs? do i have this right

i am once again watching fred dibnah videos

I'd estimate that about 85% of noatalgia is just remembering having zero real responsibilities. Other 15% is legitimate though

this business model should be flatly illegal taking on a bunch of debt to buy a company and then burning the company to the ground to service that debt while paying yourselves huge fees is a purely destructive practice that has never once had a positive outcome ban it completely

You're welcome to my Eco-Dome any time. But remember, all of my fabulous wonders must stay within the confines of the dome, never to leave.

I make my living by shooting my gun at the feet of poor people and making them dance and squeal HOWEVER, I also donate a lot of money to charity

Guy with a swastika tattoo on his forehead: “Debate me BRO!!!” Ezra Klein: “he says he wants to debate and I have to take him at his word”

I've discovered a glitch in the Matrix - I keep subscripbing to Paramount on Prime with an expired debit card - it lets me watch it for a day before it realises my card bounced - so I just keep doing it.

A lot of people think having kids will suck because you see the fellas on discord gaming all weekend without you. And yeah, that's a big part of it, b-

so a pretty strong showing for right-wing domestic terrorism this weekend, huh

Dudes rock

My biggest criticism of Pete Buttigieg as a politician is that you could fully replace him with AI and it would take me months to notice

It's crazy that the returnable cans/bottles deposit hasn't risen in my lifetime. Real anti poor shit

Okay I'm actually gonna defend Ezra here because I go down to the EC (evangelical church) every weekend and debate some motherfuckers and it's the highlight of my week

All-timer wikipedia article

Very brave for these comedians to still perform at the Radahn comedy festival even though he has already been taken by the scarlet rot

Pittsboigh