it's way harder to make an egg cream these days with all the changes in vernacular

It's time to make some phone calls. Let's work together to defeat forced outings in NH Schools.

Pretty sunset tonight✨

vaxxed?

Preparing my body for the darkest ritual in all of sorcery (deep-frying a burrata)

Idea: rival Iranian and Egyptian players both inadvertently find themselves in the same greater Seattle area polycule after two one night stands blossom into singular Romance for the ages

I’m gonna be such a good wife someday🥺

hiiiiiii✨

What’s actually stopping me from posting tits right now?

*interrogator voice* we have ways of making people like you pregnant...

99% sure that most sleep doctors would agree. I need to be going to bed in a pile of beautiful women every night as a matter of health and safety.

It’s still crazy to me that I can just take pictures until I feel cute again whenever I’m feeling gross now instead of it being the other way around

Tonight was a bust, feel ugly going to bed early

Low key feel like all the dudes at this bar have been glaring at me

It was okay, gonna hit a gay club though and see if I can actually meet someone

Think imm going with this as my pride fit for today in Portsmouth but I’ll keep you updated 💖

I do if for my country 😔 So dolls everywhere can sleep soundly in their dog beds and girl piles knowing there’s people fighting for them🫡

Feeling proud of myself,, think imm gonna see how fast I can eat a large pizza and then run ten miles because I am unstoppable and cannot be stopped✨

Girl who won.

They’re getting used to me 👀

they should make a type of woman who wants to be girlfriends with me,,

They’re calling her a breezy new Beatrice for a summer by the shoreside👀

Girl who’s on the TV💖

Put together a little beach outfit to watch the Widows Bay with the girls last night🥰

Low key think I found a single, lesbian, personal stylist with a provider kink

Got a little exercise and thought I looked pretty with a little more color in my face 💖

Happy pride my lovelies ✨🏳️‍🌈🦋🏳️‍⚧️✨

We sent over 300 postcards with hand written messages from people across the Granite State urging Governor Ayotte to veto SB 552 and HB 1442, two identical bathroom bans that would dismantle anti-discrimination protections for people across New Hampshire.

It’s June so you’re actually legally required to be proud of me

Girl who lobbies the governor of the state of New Hampshire on your behalf✨

I swear these people are going to find a way to turn a slight pool refinishing into a mass casualty event with a cost in excess of hundred million dollars.

*chanting* HAGUE! HAGUE! HAGUE! HAGUE!

what's the normal amount of crying and shaking violently when you feel safe?

I still think about this every time I walk through that parking lot.

I thought about Mozzarella sticks too hard and now my stomach is making noises😭

I could be such a good wife,,, they just haven’t let me yet because everyones scared I would be better at it than the cis girls🥺

I have been touched with the Mandate of Heaven on this day😔

I'm a trans woman, and I look like a trans woman and I'm beautiful. 😤😤 Pass it on.

I'm a trans woman and I look like a trans woman and I'm beautiful. Pass it on.

I really like this outfit, like I think it would look super cute held down with somewhere between 3 and 10 women tearing it off and biting at everything beneath.

Girl who does not have a headache anymore💖

Yuri

I really need to make more of these

They’re calling it the most accurate thing anyone has ever said

I deserve to feel cared about and have a family that loves me.

Did you know that I am THE sweetest Beatrice? People have tried finding sweeter but it’s impossible to do😔

Just wanna say the Scots have shown excellent judgment in traffic cone use. The Common is mostly abolition statues so they only had a few "correct" options & this is def the best stand in for the Equestrian Duke of Wellington. We would have also accepted the ether statue or make way for ducklings.

The most beautiful women told me I look pretty today🥺