from january. forgot why i deleted the original post

my beautiful 38-year-old son Grag was tricked by a car (thought headlights were breasts) and now has badly bruised knees

going to keep talking about scrambled.page until i see more people make websites with it here's an example of a website i made with it on my ipad wli.neocities.org/tmp/horse-sh...

wish i had a son named juice

applying for jobs

i might make it so you can export your page to pdf too

Enough

i view linkedin as an evil entity but i might have to bring my account back

70/200, that's almost halfway to a year of injection supplies for two people on hrt. thank you so much for the help so far. pp/vnmo megagarbage 💸💕 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

there needs to be freelance work for people who are decent at various weird things

just noticed that you're smiling in your photo. do you realize that there are some people who are unhappy in this world. and you're smiling

wow nice smiling cat pic. don't you know that cats only smile when they have Joy Disease

my handlers forgot to put something heavy on top of my enclosure and i ate half a roll of toilet paper before they could stop me

been doing coding for over half my life. i think i'm finally using my skills to make stuff people enjoy

i've added a help tour thing. it tells you how to use the site

ipod shuffle played my favorite carly rae jepsen track twice in an hour

going to keep talking about scrambled.page until i see more people make websites with it here's an example of a website i made with it on my ipad wli.neocities.org/tmp/horse-sh...

[if i were a parent] baby: (crying) me: you need to fill out a detailed issue form so i can understand what's going on

i'd be the worst parent in the world. i'd be like "send in a ticket for that honey"

she’s putting linux on my laptop

now friends and family can send me todos

"is there something like jira for my life" is the most heinous question i've ever asked

you can now add links in scrambled.page

what i'm talking about has a bun and a beef patty. but it's not a hamburger. no. it is basically a Hamburger but it's definitely not a hamburger

please check out my dumb little webpage story DIE MONSTER at dhippo.net/diemonster/ thank you to @trepanation.bsky.social for making scrambled.page that i used to make this!

made this page on my ipad with scrambled.page wli.neocities.org/tmp/horse-sh...

making a horse shrine page on my ipad

up late at night trying to convince people to make personal webpages

wow i've been using a flip phone for almost a month now

check out scrambled.page it's a webpage builder. build a page and host (almost) anywhere

art kitten is watching us make royal massaman curry (painting by the incredible @trepanation.bsky.social)

don't talk to me until i've had my morning being tormented by demons for 5000 years

the noid was bad. the taco bell chihuahua was bad. the burger king was bad. ronald mcdonald is bad. and so on

i just solved depression external validation (therapist yells at me)

i always think "i should watch more movies" and then i look at what movies are coming out and its all either A24 or slop and then go back to digging thru music

every movie now is either a film or fortnite

flash mob: come to the park and say nice things to me

1 like = 1 hour of not hating myself

me: what a beautiful night my date, lesbian dracula: a beautiful night. to drink blood me: i don't agree, lesbian dracula

i'm getting a tactical cloaca installed soon

me: i am so sad therapist: i am so sad

sometimes becoming ungovernable is digging a deeper hole in your basement to store your collection of weird-shaped potatoes.

Me: I want to die Bsky: Go, live

guys we need to file for bankruptcy and frolic in a field

french fries are healing and available over the counter

nowruzetan pirooz

omg like lenin is the guy who invented being mean, right? he was so bad for that

wow the stock market thing is all red! so pretty. yay! is that good