john granule
@bogbird.bsky.social
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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
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slop enjoyer
about 9 hours ago
being on the internet should be illegal
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lauren
about 9 hours ago
i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
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applying for jobs on linkedin rules. every job listing has over 100 applicants. often there are over 1k applicants
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BayBayFriend
1 day ago
Petiteness of Soul
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onion person
about 13 hours ago
consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods
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Villein 🔒
about 18 hours ago
just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
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spring 💜🙂
about 14 hours ago
one of the most important aspects of running a social media site is actively making it worse on purpose
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Letterboxd 🟠🟢🔵 Most Popular Reviews chelsea bitch ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ beverly hills chihuahua is mother Kelsey Kino ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This dog invented cunt and ATE Marshall Applewhite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ An existence beyond humanity awaits. Tonight we leave our physical bodies behind, following a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
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the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself
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josh (oldfriend99)
1 day ago
You just tucked in the wrong guy
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old drawing
8 months ago
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Aloof Catbus
1 day ago
the Number of the Mr Beast
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perhaps
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wargen
3 days ago
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does anyone want to be my engels. i have Theories on why toilets are so loud
2 days ago
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every job listing is either a scam or says you need 1000 years of experience in some stuff no one’s ever heard about
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Sam Antics
3 days ago
can I reject my flesh, I'm kinda done with it
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can the government give me billions of dollars too. i’m dumb and can make shit up better than a computer
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little lamb
3 days ago
Hey guys check this out
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the economy is great. everyone is so happy (sniper dot finally moves away from my head)
3 days ago
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4 days ago
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hello everyone. i would appreciate if you checked out my comic
lexsesbian.mjjii.com
there are no ads or whatever
11 days ago
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are there jobs for people with a lot of weird skills but who aren’t good at 1 thing in particular
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lanyardigan
over 2 years ago
How pissed would you be if you were giving a smooch to a frog and it turned into a human man. Oh I gotta deal with this guy now
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lauren
3 days ago
not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
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mr. cannoli
4 days ago
(first day as a therapist): BOOORRRING
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it’s nice to see the tl have some hope
3 days ago
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Keith Stack
4 days ago
If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!
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balenciaga mcdonalds
4 days ago
lets all lock in and forgive ourselves for our imperfections and short comings
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tara
5 days ago
How it feels sometimes
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Villein 🔒
over 1 year ago
lost in the wilderness taunting my search party
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the only ways to make money are sports betting and dying at the murder factory
4 days ago
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applying for jobs i don’t even qualify for. what are they going to do. fire me?
5 days ago
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Maddie
5 days ago
Fawaffle (falafel waffle)
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ooouuugh
5 days ago
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hey. i just came over from the other side. the grass isn’t greener
5 days ago
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ELLEN THE GENEROUS
5 days ago
i cant read , i just like random posts and hope they make me look good
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the people in charge of the world hate everyone else but at least the earth is dying and soon all of us will also die
5 days ago
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Frances Meh
5 days ago
[showing you absolute dogshit, just frame after frame of the worst excrement an llm has ever soullessly vomited out of its plagiarized training data set] sitcoms will never be the same
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having $2 million would be cool right now. i could do all sorts of crap. and perhaps bullshit
6 days ago
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d.ly
6 days ago
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
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Brendel
6 days ago
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
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i have like 1 month left to find a job. i’m even going to apply to the getting eaten by wolves factory
6 days ago
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Pyramid Chad
6 days ago
Why does it cost $100 to go outside
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i’m not a good artist so i must find a computer job or something
6 days ago
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midgie
6 days ago
garden centre assistant
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔
6 days ago
they’re buttering your ass in biscuit chat rn
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finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
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