being on the internet should be illegal

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

applying for jobs on linkedin rules. every job listing has over 100 applicants. often there are over 1k applicants

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consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods

just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week

one of the most important aspects of running a social media site is actively making it worse on purpose

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the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself

You just tucked in the wrong guy

old drawing

the Number of the Mr Beast

perhaps

does anyone want to be my engels. i have Theories on why toilets are so loud

every job listing is either a scam or says you need 1000 years of experience in some stuff no one’s ever heard about

can I reject my flesh, I'm kinda done with it

can the government give me billions of dollars too. i’m dumb and can make shit up better than a computer

Hey guys check this out

the economy is great. everyone is so happy (sniper dot finally moves away from my head)

hello everyone. i would appreciate if you checked out my comic lexsesbian.mjjii.com there are no ads or whatever

are there jobs for people with a lot of weird skills but who aren’t good at 1 thing in particular

How pissed would you be if you were giving a smooch to a frog and it turned into a human man. Oh I gotta deal with this guy now

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

(first day as a therapist): BOOORRRING

it’s nice to see the tl have some hope

If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!

lets all lock in and forgive ourselves for our imperfections and short comings

How it feels sometimes

lost in the wilderness taunting my search party

the only ways to make money are sports betting and dying at the murder factory

applying for jobs i don’t even qualify for. what are they going to do. fire me?

Fawaffle (falafel waffle)

ooouuugh

hey. i just came over from the other side. the grass isn’t greener

i cant read , i just like random posts and hope they make me look good

the people in charge of the world hate everyone else but at least the earth is dying and soon all of us will also die

[showing you absolute dogshit, just frame after frame of the worst excrement an llm has ever soullessly vomited out of its plagiarized training data set] sitcoms will never be the same

having $2 million would be cool right now. i could do all sorts of crap. and perhaps bullshit

no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

i have like 1 month left to find a job. i’m even going to apply to the getting eaten by wolves factory

Why does it cost $100 to go outside

i’m not a good artist so i must find a computer job or something

garden centre assistant

they’re buttering your ass in biscuit chat rn

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever