spent months learning digital painting and i now use like none of those techniques

you know I keep that thang on me (a fresh bánh mì)

i’m tired of his shit already

slept so little in the past couple of days i don’t remember much of today. i made a lot of art i don’t remember making

found the words “Cloaca Larry” in notes app. idea for a Guy i had i guess

made art all day again

sorry i don’t know what’s going on. been making art all day. stuff seems bad though

(looking out the window at the rain) my life is like a movie

can’t be a tortured artist because art is fun and i love it so much. every day i learn something new and see more cool art

😸🔭

i bet being a road feels so good. getting run over. being made of asphalt or whatever

60% of bluesky is people who think this is facebook because the app icon is blue

headline: Bluesky is a haven for evildoers average bluesky post: i can’t stop farting, your honor

Not now kitten, I'm reckoning with the fact that technology has robbed us all of our humanity

they’re putting me in the newspaper. a monochrome photo of me looking super dumb. “what does this dipshit really believe” they ask

[mom chat] jessiebone: my newborn is cringe ladybug2: can baby vape lovedogs04: how do i cook avocado pit’s

keep on stinking on

I really love that part of the massage when the therapist chokes you out with Enya playing in the background

don’t forget to hydrate

adult solidarity. we will defeat the cybernetic children together

it’s fine to like riff on the past, take inspiration from it, etc. but when you start trying to live in it you’re fucking up

millennial retirement home where a caregiver pretends to be one of your parents taking you to blockbuster to rent a copy of super mario kart

(38 year old voice) i made cds on mommy’s beige puter

i like how the millennial “we drank from the hose” is “we made websites” lmfao

might have another energy drink in an hour

every generation is the same in that everyone pisses and dies

I’m so sick of constantly absorbing information like a sponge and birthing tiny malformed information men from my skull like Athena

Marmalade Update: marmo is having sink time

lowbeanuinely

(eating beans) i’m hitting the beanjamin

beans and cigarettes are Trending. beans and cigarettes are Hot

the Computer is Alive and She Loves me and She told me To Kill Myself

Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."

gordon cole: DIARRHEA JOHNSON, COOP. MADE UP GUY. I’M WORKING ON HIS LORE

not to worry, everyone. Adonis is on the lookout

Announcement: chat jipiti

focusing so hard i psychically manifest a caesar salad

buying 1 copy of Remain in Light every month would be a good bit

batman utility belt but every little pocket contains a copy of Remain in Light on cassette

if you want a cassette deck that’s small and sounds like shit (good) get an sct-86

i’ll probably never watch the recent wuthering heights movie but i’ve listened to the soundtrack album like 10 times

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m fixing metadata in jellyfin

ok yay

me: if she lived inside a pinball machine she’d be Tilty Norwood executioner (pulling a lever): ok

ai actress eaten by pac-man