me: help i’m drowning guy on the phone with 911: oh gd. someone’s dring. going to unalive. please hurry

if you learn to draw you can make up guys and draw them. if you don’t learn you can make friends with artists and have them draw guys for you

(tugs at coat and whispers) hey. you want some aspirin (looks around nervously) i got ibuprofen too

presenting my bezoar to potential lovers

[goon chat] muscles01: boss says get it done doberman29: and clean biglizard: hey is earth really round

socialists are so scary. and they eat food, i’ve learned

the case of the mystery

did that one quiz and it said “your closest match: oarfish”

lesbuan

some guy online: I was in constant contact with the missing giraffe. same guy, 4 days later: The FBI visited my house.

lex sesbian #7: jar

eating an extravagant and decadent cold cheese sandwich

me: the viral falling robot videos are part of a ploy to get people to accept them man in a suit, holding a captive bolt pistol to my head: ok

(falls down like one of those little dancing robots) ougghh

whatever your art is, just make it doesn't matter how it turns out, doesn't matter what anyone thinks of it, the act of creation improves your life in indefinable ways

bro chill out. have some nuts and berries

fbi agent, throwing a file on my kitchen table: Where is Cloaca Bill

trying to get my writing organized instead of throwing everything into notes app

I promise you Reddit I have not shown interest in this community

what

behold my creation #makeaterriblecomicday2026

many people are experiencing joy. we need neutrality. perhaps sadness

is good stuff better than bad stuff? hard to say

i’m going to be filleted tomorrow

my husband makes 900k/year as a senior staff engineer on the ChildKiller team at Google and I make 14k/year doing private yoga lessons. We live in the Presidio and these are our evil goldendoodles, Teddy, Bailey and Nala

golly! one of those clouds sure looks like an oat

(talking to myself while scrolling the timeline) fake sure why not psyop psyop psyop

Speaking of, if I could meet my goal by the end of this month, it'd be great. If you know anyone who'd like to commission some art bsky.app/profile/dsoa...

can someone put the microchip that makes being good at time management into my brain

i don’t know what’s going on

it’s night time. do you know where your Wall Creature is

job competition is fierce at PostHog HQ

get in loser, we’re going to be torn asunder

(bart simpson voice) eye carburetor

CashierBot: 5 human dollars required. Please renounce homosexuality me: excuse me CashierBot: Homosexual Detected

MANY NEAT BABIES ARE NOW IN MY SHOP ko-fi.com/oddoblivion/...

Impulse buy

altCLOACA: Save our democracy. ┃ ┗ Healer82: VOTE! ┃ ┗ PenisGumby: i name my tonsil stones

(emerging from some nasty ass water) ouuuuugh who has my hug

it’s night time. you can scurry around

let's pretend we're evolving

whatever's going on with my body rn is none of my damn business

making a theme park based on my life called Stupid Idiot World