god bless us, every one

itss easter sunday

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

waah waah i’m worth billions of dollars and people are being mean to me online. it’s so hard to be me

my new resume

as a billionaire i love to help the peasantry. but not as much as i love hunting them for sport

i can’t help that i’m stupid

feel free to use this as your resume as well

my new resume

i’m not going to share my worst decision this year. it was so dumb

i need to spend more than 10 minutes on a drawing sometime

my new year’s resolution is to make more questionable life decisions

happy to announce that i’m going to be the main component of a holiday dinner

art is cool. just do whatever the fuck. it might turn out good

i love drawing. it’s such a dumb skill. oh watch me pick up my stupid pencil

quick drawing. didn’t turn out great but it was fun

i’m probably improving at figure drawing so quickly because i’m drawing the weirdest, most difficult poses i can find

every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”

i’ve all but given up on finding a tech job. good

do you have seeds on your phone

can someone send me pedialyte and chilaquiles

a hangover can last longer than 24 hours?? please tell me this is a joke

dedicating my dumbass life to art because i’m going to die anyway. might as well die covered in paint

Eating all the pine needles off the floor as a child helped me develop the thick waxy coating I have today

when i was a teen, boys would flirt with me online by sending me stolen credit card numbers

getting put on a government watchlist for saying “sharing is caring”

you want me to work for 8 hours a day???

the human figure should be easier to draw. people should be like squares or circles or whatever, in my opinion

eat shit 2025. do better next year

i got really sick from drinking last night but i’m being so brave

if you want to get into figure drawing go here www.lovelifedrawing.com and do their beginner stuff

i want people to either love my art or passionately hate it

while i’m working on getting better at art i’m writing comic scripts. i hope people will either love them or become pissed off

every day i draw for 2-4 hours and see improvement. it rules

how it feels to get a bunch of fire reacts in the group chat

have a feeling i’m not going to get into a master’s degree program ever

i pretty much blew up my whole life but it’s like. i feel better now

anyone: how’s the job search going me:

me: i want to make art that makes people feel something my friend: did you see that video where a kitten attacks a corncob

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

you should be able to get a haircut while you’re having surgery

i will die 1000 times to become the correct me

going to beat the shit out of the things i fear

got sprayed with some wine. happy holidays

i’m really stupid but at least i’m loved