mom i frew up

the bsky map thing knows i’m fuckin gay

as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature

dangit i set up ai to piss for me in the toilet but my pants ended up wet somehow

kittens

i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell

i don’t want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog

español baby hell yeah

watching the super bowl even though i don’t know how football works just so i can feel a part of something

I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like

:x8X:x #critterposting

this is what it looks like inside my mind

spent all day drawing. got a lot of good practice in

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

According to my fitness tracker I spent 7 hours this week committing acts of vengeance

fell on my ass today. going to start shuffling everywhere now

Using my mind powers to fall down a very big hole in the ground

the most surprising fact about life is that you genuinely can do anything you set your mind to. who would've guessed? i would've, if i had set my mind to it.

some of you all would benefit from living as a rock for 5,000 years lowkey

every day i get slightly better and faster at art. love it

i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art

I am obsessed with being chill

how it feels to

sorry for being so serene

oh did an asteroid crash into earth? the earth broke in half? i’ll be dead soon? sorry too busy having Fun

getting a tooth pulled at the local clown college

follow my art account @mjjii.com (or don’t) i’ve been posting mostly sketches and quick animal paintings for the past few days

can’t imagine coding for work again. i refuse to speak the computer’s language for money

Look at this raccoon i drew

in 25 years i will win the nobel peace prize for detonating explosives inside a volcano

beautiful name for a girl ♥️

texting my mom: thank you for the article about cats i love you and appreciate you texting my dad: new evidence of aliens, check youtube texting Dr. Pepper: i'm pregnany

i try to do positive things so that the consequences of my actions are positive

last year i got really sick and it made me think about my life and a lot of stuff

might as well die smiling

watching my life savings dwindle while i listen to music and make art all day

I am Johann Sebastian Bach . I need $3000 for new Lautenwerk. Stream #BrandenbergConcertos

i’ve seen people make good art with cheap crayons on printer paper. what you use doesn’t really matter

are people ok

there are some real freaks on this web site (complimentary). there are also some real freaks on this web site (derogatory)

“you can’t ignore your problems forever” i can actually

i’m broke and a total gay loser. and i’m the happiest i’ve ever been

wealthy freak: he’s the smartest guy i’ve ever met the guy: buttre tost

i pretty much quit coding except for updating my websites every now and then. it’s good

what I’m learning is that rich people need more hobbies

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