I’m busy discovering new basement levels of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.

Peter McCarty, 2001

my cat is auditioning for the role of Royal Food Taster

MrBeast Offers $50,000 To Anyone Who Can Survive Seeing What Lies Beneath His Mask https://theonion.com/mrbeast-offers-50000-to-anyone-who-can-survive-seeing-what-lies-beneath-his-mask/

it’s cold again and i’m starting to believe sumer will never be icumen in around here. i was made to believe i would be lhude singing cuccu by now

two recent bakes: naan, conjoined twin challah

At the height of the US postcard craze, “tall-tale” cards imagined a land of giant-sized plenty. In this 1909 series, Californian rail cars haul colossal fruit and veg — turning agricultural pride into something surreal and strangely beautiful: publicdomainreview.org/collection/g...

[0 likes 2 seconds after posting]you guys do not fucking appreciate high comedy.

whoever invented the .webp file format should be broken on the rack and i should get to watch

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do the Billy Joel gacha

I invite you to gently lower yourself into the steaming chemical pool I've concocted for us

I wonder how many people will cosplay as the Strait of Hormuz for Halloween

(finding a bushel) holy shit this would be the PERFECT thing to hide my light under

not winter, not spring, a secret fifth season

the king is saying we're all going to be fed to The Hole. i'm cheering and so is everyone else

sea slug...❓

Cities Skylines is $3 on Steam right now and it turns out to be the perfect game to obsess over when you're sick

leland palmer in the black lodge

wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

all is calm in the eye of the potato

oh no! wikipedia!! give it back!!!

CrokeWatch 2026 updates

I really love isopods they do such a great job. Well done isopods please keep up the good work.

I got carried away, but it did make me happy. #b3d #gameart #lowpoly

the trad idea that women one or more generations ago didn't have to work is such an obvious fiction I'm surprised people keep repeating it. I had two working parents and so did basically everyone I knew growing up. both of my grandmothers worked.

Does anyone mind if I slowly decay beneath their porch?

treats for the birthday baby :3

it's Theo's birthday today! everybody say hbd theo

Hey guys. Good news

I saw someone online say Timothee Chalomet sounds like a very wealthy mouse. This is all I know, or care to know, about him.

Whoops got trapped in a prison of my own making again

50 awful drawings of my wretched cat

Holy heck, Fugazi just released the 1992 Albini sessions for Bandcamp Friday! Proceeds going to Letters Charity.

move slow and repair things

deciding whether to eat my dry food (cereal) or my wet food (oatmeal)

Now more than ever.

can I forgive myself for making a mediocre stir-fry

The San Antonio Zoo is not on here but today is Waffles the giraffe’s third birthday and I just felt like this was need to know information today, with everything else being so terrible

DOCTOR: Looks great! Anything else? ME: Yeah, can I get the government printout detailing the hidden flaw they identified in me at birth? DOCTOR: Sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about. ME: No worries, had to try. DOCTOR: Of course. I’m hoping to see my own form someday.

cowabunga 🤙

my gastrointestinal tract is in an experimental phase

he's the captain

I can be ur angle grinder ❤️ Or ur devil grinder😈

i am Online

Oops I did it again (got tangled in my neighbor’s wind chimes)

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