Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

accidentally took both my night meds and my morning meds at the same time, thus entering a state of Mental Afternoon Siesta at 8am

tired: fintech wired: FinchTech

mine catte madeth a dumpe most foule

The Angel of Huge Mental Problems held my hand for such a long time when I was born :)

Michigan stays winning

much of life feels like an arcane ritual whose tome I don't possess

me going to bed at 7pm

behold my creation #makeaterriblecomicday2026

anthony fantano is chronically incapable of shutting the fuck up

i did the thing #makeaterriblecomicday2026

i tried changing my morning alarm sound to birdsong but instead of improving mornings it just ruined birds

The road to hell is paved with zero-carbon, environmentally friendly, ethically-sourced good intentions and all people do is complain about it.

switching therapists bc I've become too online to work with someone who's never heard of Dril

I hope you're all having a fine #makeaterriblecomicday

sinistcha, my favorite cup of goo

les bébés dans le jardin!!

I had this whale drawing kicking around my sketchbook for awhile, & after seeing a bunch of nice Japanese signage last month I wanted to turn it into a logo for a fictional company. I find the ambiguity of “import/export” companies funny. Preorder a t shirt: www.freebensears.com/product/whal...

there is a beast who lives in my house #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026

behold my creation #makeaterriblecomicday2026

the best accounts on here are the ones who are constantly trying to express themselves. that’s why i try to squeeze milk from my nipples when writing all my posts

Untenable Solutions, LLC

I know duckduckgo isn’t perfect, but it does allow you to easily disable ALL of the AI features from search, & everywhere else, which is huge. The biggest, absolute game-changing feature though is using duckplayer to watch any youtube video WITHOUT ADS. None. It’s a beautiful thing.

Hey buddy you cant bring that in here. Cant you read? (I'm pointing at a sign that reads Absolutely NO dump-truck asses)

i entered VICE’s Playlist Project but accidentally submitted the recording of myself crying, sneezing, trying to laugh it off, and then crying harder

my culture is NOT your costume, it's also NOT your frooty loops samples pack!!!!

another long day at the Advancing The Homosexual Agenda factory

ok days can get shorter now i need it to be still dark at 6:30 thank you

listen to @boontavista.com

Listen to @boontavista.com

me resisting the urge to dump everything in drafts onto my TL

breadcrumbing my haters

if you were angered or upset by this news story like I was, please consider donating to the gofundme of my friend's family who lost their mother and most of their siblings' home in this senseless and reckless crash. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

car full of bene gesserit using The Voice at the drive thru

There’s a house for sale near me right now and this is the only exterior photo in the listing. Y’all this house does not exist. I invite you to examine the porch railing.

Sun’s going down and the Frog party is gearing up… in celebration of today’s rain

the idea of Thomas Pynchon having a Finsta all this time delights me

Thomas Pynchon Spotted For First Time In Years In Instagram Reels Comment Section

The little bunny needs to cry to cleanse her soul, but the tears aren't coming.

Well, I also took a photo - accidentally - with the flash on, so I mixed those eyes in.

I WILL NEVER TURN OFF MY ADBLOCKER!!!!! SHIRT/TANK TOP AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

i got this clicky slug fidget toy yesterday and Theo has decided it's his new lil buddy

The BACKROOMS sequel looks great

I don’t get enough credit for maintaining the universe with my thoughts. You’re welcome!