they’re calling me

TikTok is such a great platform for people whose entire personality is movie and TV references. i'm glad they have a containment zone

many of you would fall prey to this,

i have been diagnosed by zojirushi as “neuro fuzzy”

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An Echo and his box

I love how every time Jordan Peterson experiences common symptoms of mental illness he's like, "no, it has to be [insert rare, implausible condition here.] i'm normal. i'm the most rational man who has ever lived."

Boss: I’m trying to be delicate about this, but given your performance the last few weeks, it seems like you may have inflated, or outright lied about, the credentials on your résumé. Me: Careful! Monday blahs plus an ache in her tum got your fav work wifey feeling stabby! 😖

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Watching Tarkovsky movies at 3x speed

birds is 🆒

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there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

Best TikTok account rn is this guy who is teaching himself throat singing. He’s gotten really good

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Dare I to dream the impossible dream

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the white house continuing to list things that cause autism until it becomes clear they are listing the circumstances of my life specifically

Check this thing out. What the fuck is that? It just lives with me

I’m not beating a dead horse this is a resurrection stick

"We need the water to cool the data centers so we can churn out Mad Max Part 4904824744"

i miss when everything was less hitler. everything is currently very hitler. perhaps too much so in my opinion

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i just think pouring money into a hole of promises that has never shown returns in any way should maybe come with consequences! not more money to throw into a new hole. but what do i know

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Hello, my brothers, the truce has actually begun. Everyone here is happy that they have escaped the genocide. May God have mercy on the dead and heal the wounded. Please share and donate. My son Abdullah says we will buy 40 sheep. bit.ly/help-mohamed

Put on some nice clothes but then looked out the window and immediately felt like a man of slovenly appearance.

come on, George. you're better than this

Descent into gladness

do i fear rice? yes. fear marks a healthy respect; with respect comes understanding. in order to temper and tame the grain, you must subject it to Various Flavours. saffron... coconut... coriander and lemon... these are the songs that soothe the beast. understand this, and you may kiss my rude son

"Hang In There, Baby" poster but the kitten is not in physical danger. It just feels overwhelmed with everything going on.

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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛

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Before forests, trees would just grow wherever. It was chaos

the first thing you see when you open rolling stone's "250 greatest songs of the 21st century so far" list, rendering the entire list tainted by association

some of you are quite bad at camouflage and it shows

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