that Kammer isn't so Wunder, to me

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i tried changing my morning alarm sound to birdsong but instead of improving mornings it just ruined birds

[napoleonic Pat Benatar]🎼oceans are battlefields😫🎶

30°C time for some upsettingly sweaty wrasslin 🤼

oh the Castle is cursed?? buddy. a castle is a machine for turning blood sacrifice into spatial power. they're all cursed

yeah. i'm thinking it's friday

the cunning malingerer seems to free his malady during work hours

yaay

Today I'll be keeping things Simple Delicious

Mr Beautiful N. Mysterious

whenever i feel anxious i distract myself by recalling that at any moment a yawning portal of living stone might open up beneath us

car full of bene gesserit using The Voice at the drive thru

A beam of unknown origins should tear across the night sky in a spectacular but eerie display to shift the vibes

they updated Complete Man. it turns out he wasnt complete

Woke up in the fighting trance

Like and retweet if you are under attack!!

nothing in my curio cupboard excites flights of fancy any more

today June 23 2026 i am declaring a century of bones. welcome to the Last Century of Bones

i love ogres

𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 "𝕷𝖆𝖇𝖚𝖇𝖚" 𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖜𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖔𝖒

i feel you, guy illustrating the Dissociative Fugue wikipedia page

its like you're not even allowed to use forbidden stratagems any more

i’ve received a grant to go outside and look at the garden

i bet getting screwed and chopped feels amazing

Mr Beautiful N. Mysterious

if i made special pdfs would you guys download them or not really

i need an emp device i can charge up by pedalling my bike

Plans 2: Listen to @generaltrust.bsky.social

we all could stand to be a little more online

careful it's a mind field out there

lol

Spiders are of course bugs. Scorpions are more of a device

Oh ok

hanging out at the airport arrivals gate just to feel something

like this post to forget everything

You are loved, you are worthy, you are able to stop bad things from happening just by worrying about them all the time

instead of spending your time playing "Minecraft" perhaps you should build some skill in Mind Craft? which is a subscription-based combat training system that i am offering at discounted rates

giving Jess 4.5 stars

Thinking about expanding my sphere of influence

in my experience every american is psychologically a motorized vehicle whilst no european knows how to drive

"loose lips sink ships", wow. Makes you think about other things that could happen.

Coca-Cola is changing their slogan to "I Vow To Satisfy Thee" in line with the wishes of cola fans everywhere.

Now in one place: all our episodes on human evolution, pre-history, and the challenges of reconstructing the deep past. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/playlist/2bM...

need a social media based on electronic voice phenomena. sorry babe i can't right now, i'm scanning the aether for posts

ʰᵉˡˡˡᵒ ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ˢʰʳᵘⁿᵏ ᵇʸ ᵃ ʳᵃʸ. ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳˢ ˢᵃʸ ⁱᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ˢⁱᶻᵉ ᵃˢ ⁱ ʷᵃˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱᵐ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵍʳᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ