for just one tube of cleanser they have to kill between 5 to 10 Hyalurons

Requesting medical leave to brood darkly on ill bodings.

Giraffic Park. same movie except giraffes instead of dinosaurs

Mi hovel es cu hovel, please take a briquette of peat

acab also means essays that 'interrogate' things

going beastmode (curling up sleepily in my soft little den)

I hope this email finds you in a nightmare of your own making

My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch

time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority

sorry i’m late i had to compress my entire essence into 300 characters

Little Fellow would be a good name for a cat. Ok then cheers 👍

animals should be free to travel around the world as unaccompanied minors

watched and really enjoyed Rabbit Trap, last night. maybe my favourite folk-horror (tho not very scary) since You Won’t Be Alone. as someone familiar with sound art it was funny and spot on while the horror and folkloric threads were very well woven

not many people know that everything bad in life is caused by one of these little guys

I love the concept of the christian devil. why does bad stuff happen? because of a little guy

sorry i said your dog looks "astonishing"

fyi you can download a *desktop* version of the bandcamp ios app which is pretty great if you hate web browsers as an instrument of Moloch

my bandcamp is like "there are two wolves inside you. one is melancholic the other is an affable nincompoop"

wee willie winkie is one of the most irritating and idiotic characters in all of nursery rhymes. just an absolute dunce. the children are in bed and you're yelling?

this album is so great. for swiss bm knowers, there's members of Ungfell, Arkhaaik, Wyrgher, Ophanim, Dakhma, & other Helvetic Underground Committee). been a huge fan of Ungfell's raucous folkloric black metal for years but this new direction really scratches my eternal "big riffs" itch

You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock

creative ideas shouldn’t come to you “in dreams“. they should come via express mail as single, perfectly wrapped index cards containing no more than five lines of typeset text

roll through bro we’re chillin at the underground complex of deeply sunk shafts and vast interconnected galleries

in a perfect world all my posts would be typewritten memos enclosed in small cylinders flying through a system of pneumatic tubes

they did damnatio memoriae to a grape

it is a characteristic misfortune of our times that many persist in “having a cow” when they really ought not to

interviewer: under skills you listed evading large predator animals me: that’s right you see any hippo or lion bites on me? interviewer: i see several bites on your arms me: those are from a beagle which we can agree is not a predator of man

Curing the birds of their incessant singing tendency

creative ideas shouldn’t come to you “in dreams“. they should come via express mail as single, perfectly wrapped index cards containing no more than five lines of typeset text

Tell me of the cowboys of your homeworld usul

ughhhh i hate it when you guys are at your stupid jobs i hope the economy collapses and you all get fired and we can be online all day

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sorry i can't come in today i was smoten a great blow

more like shirk from home

No one: Millenials: I bet you don't even know what a cassette is Rogar the Unassailable: This "cassette".. Can it be used for battle?

thank you for your surface

nodding along in an oddly rhythmic way in the Teams meeting (meeting audio is off while Big Black's Kerosene plays at full volume)

More like Dead Cheney

patiently explaining to the police officer that while it may indeed appear as if i wilfully committed a crime, it is in fact merely an instance of habituated individual adaptation to a criminogenic environment

"Some of the smallest dogs have the biggest hearts" - Vet with bad news

"I put my heart and soul into this" - Lich showing you their phylactery

beautiful boy's big breakfast is now being served in the canteen

replied to a post thinking it was from a different, more chummy account. so yeah if anyone wants to make some money i'm currently taking a hit out on me

Total Conviviality Now

I’ve been named Entity of the Year

i’m at my which end

taking magnesium gummies recreationally

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