Concept: nb couple called Wattle and Daub

this should be the new @portlandfire.bsky.social mascot

imagine saying this about the "hard to believe we have friends" song youtu.be/3vX0TPpDfo0?...

Crying and shaking with rage because I just saw a post that wasn't up to my standards

I need Ron Washington to fix my life too

Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna https://bit.ly/4uo2pqp

not to discourse overly but several times in my life i’ve had a failure of will and downloaded a delivery app and almost bought something but each time i’ve been so offended by the final price with all the surcharges and whatnot that i’ve quit

one neat architecture trick is that if you want to invent something that already exists but are really only interested in it as an abstract formal exercise you can just say it’s for refugees

my sister's favorite eeveeloution is sylveon and i always forget this because she's cis. my brain is just like no it's gotta be leafeon or something that can't be right

i thought i was an insecure person until i had to interact with a much wider range of people last year and holy hell people are insecure out here

Washed-up druid praying to the spirit of the forest for two dollars

found two bucks on the floor of the forest today. the earth provides

sometimes posts make me laugh so hard it's like I'm being crushed in the fist of a mirthful god

Is it now ok to admit I’ve had Johann Hari and Hari Nef confused for like a decade

Wow bro that’s quite greallthy

wow courtney love is way more online than i thought youtu.be/lcObY4QQKNM?...

due to their intense inflicting of pain, whenever i visit the pump that is, i call them gasp prices.

you know what it's been a while. let's all meditate on Mapplethorpe's Cath Carroll portraits

Diaspora Vietnamese guy who is scared of surveillance when his flight stops over in China but not thinking about it in Vietnam is a funny kind of guy. Like you do know the surveillance regime is basically the same at this point right

Oh that’s just my buddy Edenic Adam

Engaging in rogue mavenry

Baseball is back baby

Did not realize that this church is in a retirement community

Inherited wealth and Junkers.

Probably the first time I've ever seen someone blunder and lose the game by castling

The Custom Oregon Plate CRYING was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #CRYING

You're doing wasian activities with wasian tendencies. Wasians are your friends, wasians are your enemies

Siri make another liter of coffee

downside of going outside is sometimes you'll end up looking like shit in someone else's stories

Hung something in a fit of pique without using a level and it's obviously and visible not level. It's what I deserve

found an rl friend's reddit account where he was giving investment advice and saying he's a financially independent multimillionaire he was living in a windowless sublet in a manhattan walkup at the time

I’m falling for the HYD propaganda youtu.be/plz4e2v0pPk?...

the thing about being interesting is that it very frequently overlaps with being annoying

i recently came into the possession of a sub industrial quantity of matcha powder (maybe like a small business sized amount?) and as someone who drinks tea every day i can confirm that the amounts the girlies are putting into their smoothies are like. experientially different levels of caffeine

I want to play a videogame where I’m alone in an apartment and it rains a lot

Sometimes when I describe a specific example of mass media behavior or federal cuts or something in class my students will ask what the institutional rationale is, and it's hard to give them an honest answer without sounding like I have lost my grip on reality.

There's probably like at least one guy who does

It is funny that the reason I know about hantavirus is from living in co-ops

There has to be a lot more cheaters on chess.com than lichess because I have like a 600 elo difference on the two sites

Spoke to another friend my age and he’s also losing his mind and floating around with nothing to do so that’s nice i guess

Wearing all black and saying 'wow'

For some reason got into a very detailed conversation about boob jobs last night. Like where the implants go in between the skin layers and stuff. Under or over muscles.

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

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