I love wet aged tea because like. That’s how i feel

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Has anyone ever taken steroids for just walking around a lot

Ecstasy at the pump

There will be no “space colonization”. It should be opposed because it’s a death cult. Human physiology cannot tolerate extended exposure to microgravity and cosmic radiation over the lifespan. There will doubtlessly be gruesome problems with development and reproduction.

Fabulous photograph of one of the Cromer Peregrine Project falcons captured by a fisherman at the end of Cromer pier. It is assumed the crab was pirated from a gull. #ukwildlife

Ebay buyer complemented me on my creative packaging. Thanks man

two-factor login protocol that always texts you the same security code

I've long since been cured of my childish interest in the shooty planes but big radar dome planes. Well. Yeah those are cool I'll read about those ones

If you lose an AWACS you have fucked up.

Sun's out...people having loud conversations about polyamory at the farmers market...portland is fucking back

Donald Trump did not descend a golden escalator and instantly remake America. His rise was shaped by longstanding traditions in US history — and those won’t disappear overnight.

Tree's back

1. Angels 2. Oakland 3. Mariners

Meditating on the incredible Canadian name Anaïs Bussières McNicoll this morning

i love tea

Can't stop thinking about the government National Losers Remediation consulting job

ordering a fucked up sandwich because of my many failings

That's basically what a pipeline is as far as I know

imagining Oedipus doing this test is cracking me the fuck up

OK, this one is very good

lowkey one of the coolest things about removing an alcoholic from your life is getting to have a drink and not feeling like it's going to ruin your life in some way

Love wins

my tea order did not get routed through turkey this time so the tariffs must be over

combatting the rising cost of living by picking up bargain breakfasts on marketplace

What are some of your favorite gas prices

First thing I saw this morning when opening my phone was a headshot of Annmarie Hordern, who I guess I was googling at 1am for some reason

I can't believe they made a watching the news bar before a watching the weather channel bar

There’s an interesting paper by Albert Way on the USDAs efforts to promote grass-based agriculture in the South after the Civil War that kind of makes this point implicitly

the phrase was originally "pang at the pump" referring to the pangs of nostalgia for when it used to cheaper

Whoever said the thing about being in your 30s is that if you don't work out every day you feel like you are dying is the realest person alive

What if I got an "adorno: mir nicht" tat

soon... #newageofsail #itsmytwocents

Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel https://theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jobs-where-you-steer-ship-with-big-1851177876/

"We're not responsible for that so called straight" is how my friends talk about me

You may be familiar with my thesis that Trump is an anglophile

I guess Eggslut is coming to Portland. Which is odd because I kinda thought it might have started in Portland

Brasilian feminist activist Marielle Franco's killers have just been convicted. From the archive, here's an article of hers we published at the time of her assassination. newleftreview.org/issues/ii110...

"A Permanent Suez" for the EU, as @70sbachchan.bsky.social et al. called it. www.atlanticcouncil.org/wp-content/u...

smiling constructively

How you know whether not you had introspection except through introspection?

Mccluskey are playing in town. I do kind of want to go singalong to this now that I think about it youtu.be/OgkzRE89Gyw?...

i think there should be a pyramid structure for all literary magazines where they compete with each other to determine who can be called "review of books" for that city/region

I'm "I have to do targeted muscle exercises" years old

In the War of the Triple Alliance when Brazil was invaded by Paraguay, the border was so remote that the central government of Brazil didn’t know about it for a month.