putting the finishing touches on my take about the mcdonalds ceo burger eating video, it should be ready in a few days

saw it again and was able to get a good look at it this time. its a northern flicker, which was the closest thing I could find the other day

need to find a part time job that pays $80/hr

gone off that field & stream

hello my oafs

saw an unfamiliar bird in the hills last week and just now saw the same kind fly out of my neighbor's tree. still didn't get a good enough look at it though 🤷

week 2 of not posting monday garfield, feeling unmoored

tonight we let the lea & perrins talk

🥲

I think by now everyone is sick of those accounts where people rp as their pets who speak in cutesy broken english but also it can sometimes seem a little bit racist

Reminder if you are not Mormon do not say git gud

I keep trying different brands of condensed milk, non dairy versions etc but none of them are as good as the one I started with. time to stop fucking around

staying up to watch the clock change because I'm already here

haven't made bread in a while, maybe that can be one of my next things

time change should be easy to deal with this year because I made the clutch move of getting laid off

set up my combination plane and unfortunately it seems to be one of those tools that's kind of awkward to use left handed

99% of dtc gourmet dog food companies fail because they dont have a sufficiently evocative name

whenever anything good happens this song starts playing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtk9...

makes me feel insane to witness the way people in iran "chanting 'death to america' for over 40 years" gets brought up like it explains or justifies anything

need to go out to buy toothpaste and condensed milk, currently the two main goos of my daily life

I think I've only ever seen a flea once in my entire life

finally did this, pretty good although I wish I had bought better pickles

pain at the pump

it’s coming home

cheech and chong reboot but the actors playing them have to get jacked like they're doing a comic book movie

glanced at this while scrolling and it looked like he's in the lotus position

the animals are leaving

I dont care for the narrator of subway's ads, he sounds kind of like andy richter except even more of a ruddy corn fed midwesterner. maybe it is him idk

not a manga reader but I know enough people who post it online that when I see a western comic I sometimes unthinkingly start reading it from right to left

(Watching Homer Simpson make a silly mistake with a comical level of confidence that sets up the rest of the episode) This dumb fat fuck feels way too safe shooting his dumb fat fuck mouth off (Getting up and walking around) Dumb fat bald fuck needs to shut his fucking mouth

there's a trend going on of people posting their baby pictures with these obnoxious self infantilizing captions like "this is who you're asking to do xyz" and I don't get why that's supposed to be fun

got a guitar pedal at the swap meet and it wouldn't turn on so I took it almost all the way apart before remembering that the input and output cords need to be plugged in

the one who loved horses, the one who was a great goalkeeper, the one who kept a diary every day, the one who held her sister's hand when they walked to school, the one who read Harry Potter in English, the one who collected old coins, the one who drew rainbows for her grandmother ...

finally tried out the wooden thread cutting kit I bought a while ago. works pretty well, now I need to set my pole lathe back up so I can turn down some blanks to make longer screws

I think both of my grandfathers worked for the local oil industry in different capacities. just one more way I'm glad not to have followed in their footsteps

really loathe pete hegseth, it's too bad those several months last year when everyone was certain he was going to get fired ended up being a total waste

found a nice mortise gauge at the swap meet, I've been looking for a cheap one forever because it's not essential enough for me to buy new

Burger Hunter

dreamed that my sister claimed to remember something that happened when she would have been 3 months old and I was like "yeah ok 🙄"

the song in the rinvoq commercial is pretty good, I don't have eczema but it makes me want to take it

saw an unfamiliar bird today and I couldn't find anything that looked quite right in observation logs for the place I was at. guess I'll never know

thinking about this again. it gets at the heart of something about certain types of friendship that I've never been able to find words for

considering a solo swap meet trip tomorrow because my brother doesn't want to go. I doubt I'll run into my other swap meet partner because his wife just gave birth. so at most it'll only be 1/3 as fun..

this is why he's the goat

while doing species ids of stuff I photographed I found out that this caterpillar and butterfly are the same species (variable checkerspot)

I dont know who needs to hear this but

I almost accidentally stepped on so many lizards on the trail and now that I'm home I almost accidentally stepped on one there too, can't catch a break

the part of the trail I was on had a lot of crushed up bits, I even found a seam of them in a part where the sedimentary layers were exposed

had to cut it short because most of the trail remains closed due to storm damage, but I still saw some cool stuff