clicked on a real estate listing for a house in a nearby semi rural area that had obvious, extensive fire damage in the photo because I knew it would be funny and I was right: almost half a mil lol

don't like how companies have figured out they can pay influencers to make tv ads for them instead of doing a real one. just spend like 200k on a commercial man come on

went fishing earlier and saw some snea snails and a crab

eating a chili dog in bed "bachelor's roulette"

the other day I saw a food wishes video from 2007 and chef john just had a normal speaking voice, I was like "no! no!!"

giant isopod poboy

seems like a lot of businesses are conflating advent with the 12 days of christmas, but I'm sure it's just out of ignorance and not a sneaky way to include fewer items in their advent calendars

hardware store didn't have the weird light bulb size to replace the one from the wire recorder, never going there again

sure, why not

they went so hard when they nicknamed the beechcraft bonanza "the fork-tailed doctor killer"

eating some giant beans

found a collection of presidential speeches from the 50s on ebay to try out if I can ever get the recorder working

got zapped by the wire recorder twice so I think there's probably a good amount of work that needs to be done before I try plugging it in again

prehistoric food youtuber: me always say all flavor in brown crispy part of dinosaur skin

*extremely sick look voice* Folks,

creating a family group chat to post "normalize chewing with your mouth closed" and then leaving

getting free egg rolls with my takeout order because they accidentally gave one of the bags to someone else and had to make it again

found a wire recorder at the thrift store 🤯

basically just waiting for them to say it's ok to go home, I haven't done any work for like 2 hours

I know those bathroom air fresheners are probably just on a timer but I'm always like oh great, I set off the stink detector 😔

facebook algorithm has seemingly started thinking I'm yurok, that is not an honor which belongs to me

If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!

compilation album of pharmaceutical commercial songs

the final boss of nominative determinism

it's a crowded field but ood bnar was one of the cooler characters from those old tales of the jedi comics

been cold enough recently that I've decided to add a sheet to my sleep loadout

Ocrevus Zunovo was a Force-Sensitive male Weequay who served as a Jedi Master during the Great Sith War

this year's inventory going pretty well so far, might even be getting out of work a few hours early tomorrow 🤞🤜🪵

adam west as batman inspecting the aftermath of a jewel heist: judging by these stains I'd say this is the work of the crapper

have to get up 90 minutes early tomorrow so I'm looking forward to waking up 5 times in the middle of the night because of dreams about sleeping through my alarm or being late

people who do this kind of display name, I got one for ya: emerson lakynn palmer. you know like the meme

I like how the ocrevus sunovo commercial ends with someone singing "ocrevus sunovo"

really sickened by the way overdose deaths are used to justify acts of war by people who also think anyone who dies of an overdose deserves it

made some leftover fish stick tacos expecting to have to choke them down but they actually turned out pretty nice, a much needed w

reading these rfk affair tweets and as an offputting loser who women are nevertheless occasionally into I'm like, oh yeah I totally get it

guy surrounded by swords pic: the pretzel is the best tasting danish butter cookie shape

having a dead end job that pisses me off all the time would fix me

accidentally smoking too much weed and it makes you walk like c-3po

catching the tail end of the frasier where he and niles fight over their childhood iq test results, classic episode

"the cure" is actually short for the band's full name "the cure for what ails ya"

a lot of the things I do are because of autism but eating more or less the same thing for breakfast and lunch every day is because it's easier

Mr. Are You Gonna Finish That

got a bunch of stuff done that I thought was going to take like 3 days of coming in early. I guess you could say I opened a can of whoop up

can't remember if I waited to f*rt until I went outside just now or if I was still in the break room 😬

got a new scratch on my phone screen protector that's really distracting, not sure how it happened but I was around some hard rocks & gemstones today

gotta give him props for using an estwing, they make a solid hammer

went to a gem & mineral show and held off on buying anything big but I got a couple grab bags that had cool stuff in them

cow bone pretty easy to work with, almost like boxwood

raining pretty good out there 🙄

(to the cashier while I'm buying a gallon jug of bowl-splatterer's friend) oh this, haha yeah I needed a gag gift for my buddy's birthday party. great guy. super chill guy haha