been playing banjo a little bit again and sawmill tuning is so good

thinking about this again

spending a little bit more on a heater because it's funny that it's made by the same company as my espresso machine, which I only paid $10 for so it averages out

usually not mexican enough in most situations but one time my friend's dad who is from uruguay said something about considering himself mexican and I was like bro I'm literally more mexican than you

trying this with a lemon peel and it seems to be working ok but won't know for sure until I'm able to apply the papier mache

[suffering profoundly] i Understand this Perfectly .

oh no I just cracked this open and saw that on the inside cover my friend had written a really heartfelt dedication that I never read until now. I haven't spoken to him in a few years, I wonder if he's ever wondered why I never said anything about it

wikipedia list of soups has many soups categorized as "chunky" but only one soup is categorized as "chunky (aphrodisiac)"

come through bro we've got a mulligan stew going, bring a can of beans or a potato

tried to do in n out style whole grilled onion but I think I sliced them too thin so they fell apart upon flipping. they'll still taste good at least

its funny that those little peppers are called gueritos because they are too hot for many of us

hey man I noticed your posts have been kind of stupid and annoying lately. is everything alright with you?

about to make one of my signature lunches, pan fried whole fish

this is a peanut belly and jelly. I asked for a peanut butter and jutter!

“Health is a mystery,” RFK, Jr., told Americans. “You could eat nothing but wine and candy and salami and cake and live to be two hundred, you could eat a salad and get struck by lightning a minute later. There’s no guarantees in this world.”

dreamed I had to temporarily take care of a cat that was in the middle of blowing up as an internet celebrity and I was like "I don't know if I can do this"

listening to magnetic fields 69 love songs as a joke (the joke is that only ~20 of them are good)

was thinking of going to the hiking trail fairly close to my house this weekend but most of it is closed indefinitely because it got washed away in the recent storms

watched TRAIN DREAMS (2025), it was touching but I felt like for such a short movie they leaned a little too hard on showing flashbacks of stuff that happened only like an hour before and that cheapened it a bit. a friend gave me the book many years ago so maybe I'll finally have to read it

thought bauhaus "in the flat field" would be a reference to a field on the outskirts of hell like from dante or milton or something, but it's from a poem where a guy is saying that a certain part of england is boring

its funny how many people insist on still getting in a little shot at will st*ncil while pointing out that he's doing something extremely admirable right now. something like "you gotta respect it" would be a nicer way to convey the same thing

always have this one rattling around in my brain

great bodies are at times encountered

my niece got a little cat hand puppet 😭

thought I ran into my friend who told me about our classmate dying but as I got closer I realized it was just some guy who didn't even look like him at all

found out that someone I went to school with from kindergarten all the way through high school died this week after her mom also passed away, jesus that's so sad

eating my noodle soup on the clock so I don't have to do it during my lunch break 😈

the first time I saw one where they did this I was like 🤯

only 6 more hours of work

the putin superbowl ring story is exactly like the seinfeld where his dad's friend gives him his astronaut pen

puddle of black goo formed under my forklift overnight. it's probably fine

sadly can't do anything about the $7500+ of sick time I've accrued but I'm making a solemn promise to myself that I'm going to take my floating holidays before I get laid off

opened my google calendar and there was a birthday reminder for july 1st, but it was for myself because I didn't want to put my actual birthday when I signed up for gmail back in the day

have no idea how I'm going to get through work tomorrow. hopefully something really heavy will fall on me

other than "this shit ain't nothing to me man" I think the dracula flow line I think of the most is "I'm a dog, I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath"

lawyer: and on the evening of december 16th, 2024 is it correct that you posted "feeling like the white jason unruhe"? me: I do not recall the specific content of posts made on that date

so funny that gavin newsom will do all this shit but if he gets to run for president the right will still call him a gun grabber communist hamas etc and he'll lose to a fully senile 3rd term trump or fucking jd vance

just signed a 4 year $240 million posting contract

been staring at this image on and off all day

80 degrees outside, I'm turning the ac on in the office 😞

it's back

coffee arrived

found some ancient tea bags

180/280! We're getting there!!!

used the last of the coffee at work yesterday and the new box I asked for a couple days ago isn't here yet. guess I'll go fuck myself!

Lmfao

beer house 👍