The sleep situation is very fucked tonight

I have only ever had livestock guard dogs that lived outside so don’t actually know for sure that I would like having an indoor dog. But I bet I would

I’ve just found out you can get a Pomeranian but bigger

“Palantir CEO Alex Karp thinks his AI technology will lessen the power of ‘highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat’ while increasing the power of working-class men.” There is no non-political way to use AI.

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

I PETTED a SHIBA at the bus stop and it LICKED me

They’re so smart

getting the zoomer stare when i ask the neo-mulletted enby dj to play acperience by hardfloor

Spotted a Mercedes parked very much on the pavement (sidewalk) today, so much so that I had to walk around it into the road, and it had a ticket. Love to see it

love this description of a mole, very exciting

people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

I love him

Oh hell yeah

yes it needs to happen, of course, but the shoe thing is very funny

I love that Gary's more affectionate these days, but there are productivity implications

asking nixon if he 'had fun in china when he went' and losing interest getting up and leaving 4 words into his answer

Gary’s understanding of lap utilisation is becoming much more well developed

the concept of leasehold is insane to me. that is some extra medieval shit

getting vegan hot dogs Friday

The reptiles are back. This one was sunning itself looking slightly offended by my camera lens. #UKWildlife #Turtle #TurtleTuesday #Reptile #WildlifePhotography #Photography #Nature #Sonyalpha

The scale of ass-licking is absolutely unreal. Has there been a mass head injury

not going to link it here but do you ever read an article abstract and think, ma'am, this is a wendy's

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

Really need to get eeped

A raven switches between hanging upside down and briefly swinging from its beak in Poland, a playful and exploratory behavior Just Having Fun 😃

Did coach td deactivate?

I have been in multiple situations where I had to pretend I agreed that astral weeks was transporting and it’s so nice to be free now

I’m not sure you would’ve been able to put it together from my posts, but I like creatures

A Red-winged Blackbird singing his heart out along Central Park's Harlem Meer this morning. If you look closely (and use a little imagination) you can see his breath in the cool air! 🎶🎶🎶 #Blackbirds #CentralPark #birdcpp

i love that they're making my natal state shittier and shittier. it was actually a nice place to grow up in a lot of ways

-Takes effect July 1 this year -1st offense = police warning -Must move within 48 hours of police warning -Can be charged with a Class C misdemeanor, punishable by fines up to $500/up to 60 days in jail -Defense includes known lack of avail shelter beds in 5mi radius & recent involuntary MH hold

can't stop saying this

it's normal to print out a picture of the eastern meadow vole to put up in your workspace

He's not of least concern to me......

A smallish one. Let’s all congratulate her for having made it through the winter

no one will know what i'm on about, but i'm genuinely saddened by this. 'iykyk' archive.ph/sIb94

rich people love to say 'just do what you enjoy! if you're not having a good time, do something else'. please stfu

cool

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

Goodnight

i don't wear shoes in my house; i would never ask someone to take their shoes off in my house; i don't really mind if others ask me to do it at theirs