what did nintendo mean by making the first game where u play as zelda in 3d not titled 'the legend of zelda'

yea quintuple texting me will make me like you sure whatever

Soup of the day: French fries

what did you just say

if i die and Protestantism ends up being real i might act up

grinched squid

every headline in 2017 was like "Thousand Island Dressing Kid does the Lunchbox Dance on Jimmy Kimmel"

ME AGREEING TO WATCH A SHOW I THINK IS CALLED PLUBUS: yeah, sure, i’ll watch Plubus

Obama is keeping a Grinch locked up 2000 feet underground on the Big Island

Unlimited Orca Jihad

*director shooting a scene with exactly one hispanic character* ok this is the part where you talk about your abuela 🎬

would going back to vegetarian fix me

some bunnies look like forest guardians

8500 skeets over 28 months means im batting 10 a day

finding out my uni has a third campus on my last 3 weeks

Caitlin Clark and Julia Wolf look like sisters

You’re trying to watch a movie together then you look over and she’s scrolling her phone, you ask what’s happening and she says “they found a spider mega city in albania.” twenty minutes earlier she denied everyone being twelve.

Wait we have Turkish nationalists on here now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jair Bolsonaro was the last world leader who gets sick in the way of the pre-modern kings and queens. Whispers about the health of the aging emperor, intrigue at the frequencies of his myriad ailments and doubly so at their purported remedies, when he dies so will these ghosts of yore

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

i think its sad 99% of the animals dont have the concept of hanging out. theyre either like "oh no i am going to be eaten" or "this is my mating ritual look at me go" like why cant yall just sit down bro

Unitarian Universalism asks a bold question. What if being a 2015 NPR Dem was religion

among us 2

i miss airdropping random ppl but then my prefrontal cortex finished growing

been feeling a lingering emptiness since my last majora's mask playthrough

:'(

50 dollar Ozempic is crazy like objectively speaking that might save a couple million lives a decade

dark woke jobs dark woke jobs skillset dark woke companies dark woke employers near me

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

wow

you come to me, on the day my daughter bought more land in the metaverse

3 days after daylight savings time change and i'm already feeling like this

christopher tolkien thumping his cane in disgust at the latest LOTR adaptation for not including Éoblyn’s conversation with Squingus Pebblesmith

you’re laughing…Gondor calls for aid and yrou’e fucking laughing

Gondor calls for aid bro

I’m always saying this

do you ride for Minas Tirith

Fool of a Took!

this time change got my ass in bed by 7pm

Next season looks crazy

Gimli is like the Jar-Jar Binks of LOTR

I hope I look as good as Aragorn when im 87

the parts of LOTR where theyre speaking Elvish feels so Bush Era coded idk how to explain it. i feel like im listening to Enya in a Hummer

you are one of the Dunedain. a descendant of Numenor blessed with long life

im kickin new flava in ya ear

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