every time the phd homie posts

he got expelled for biting the teacher

good morning team

in Chinese they dont say Spunchbop, they say "海绵宝宝" Sponge Baby

Top 10 Biggest Chunguses

Im sending my cat to grammar school

Gen X be putting their 68 year old parents in assisted living

Ey woah FUCK you pal

babe wake up theyre immanentizing the eschaton

Snake Man vs. Crabroot Now In Theaters Near You

the last 5% of my sanity is on the Sumud Flotilla

would you guys chop my head off after i committed seppuku in accordance with tradition or not really

saying arigatou gozaimasu and bowing to my cat after he stops meowing at the wall

reading Genji Monogatari and wow this Genji mf was yikes-pilled even by the standards of his time

Release the Crab Man files!!!

beat Sonic The Fighters in 14 minutes #thanksobamna

i am but a humble woodcutter in the Heian court

the squidbillies are real i ran into one at Arby's last week

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Watching videos of primates fighting max volume on the break room TV

me and Nurgle go way back

i need to get covid again soon bc it makes cup noodles taste disgusting for 9-12 months after

the Austin Powers theme song playing in my mind as i run these errands #groovy

[man leans into doorway of Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant of V. I. Lenin bathroom] "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. Chernobyl is happening." "Alright. Just a sec."

I love how Florida has the strictest gun laws in the South bc they know this shit would turn into Fortnite immediately if they didn’t

“Disney Politics” is trending #1 #BlueskyMoment

box cat box cat

so sorry i died. im in heaven now

why does Keir Starmer always look like he has nightmares about getting beat up for his lunch money on the schoolyard

did yuo know: Ratatouille was one of the last games released on the Nintendo GameCube

Yoshi’s Island is real its in the Aegean

my cat just stretched out so long on the wall he looked like a weasel

doth thou remember the 21st eve of september

If I got in a shootout with the ATF I would stop to Post real quick

slice of life show about the most prominent spongebob background fish

This is what playing Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles on single player feels like

MMORPG buff called Obama’s Guile

as stated by the Late Amerikan ballad Chocolate Rain, "history quickly crashing through your veins"

some stay dry and others feel the pain

Literally every number was available and they claimed the same one 🤦‍♂️

realised u can boot gamecube games in progressive scan mode after 23 years of owning it

I uhpaulogize

first they came for the snoot boopers, and I said nothing for I was a heckin chonker

her bio having “I boop snoots #RESIST” makes this 10x funnier

sometimes i wonder if the Dharmics are right about reincarnation. i think my cat is my grandpa desperately trying to tell me something