i never liked seeing him in memes because it makes me feel like i genuinely walked into the wrong tavern in D&D or an RPG and now my life is forfeit

Hey There Delilah Hows It Like Hitting The Griddy

do you guys know if we have to bring our backpacks tomorrow

frag out bro!

being american and getting shot down is so funny what a fucking loser lol

sources tell me Charlie is stable

first date idea

theyre deploying tactical parasocial white boys to your location 🪂

guys we were given the gift of eternal life in heaven today

Al Masih Qam Xristos Anesti

jesus christ was resurrected today in accordance with the scriptures

can u plug ur ps5 into a teletubby or do they get weird about it

*movie trailer guy voice*

Help!

release the Cash Money Records files

🔜

Im sorry Mrs. GI (ooooo) I am for real Husband in chunks yea he fucking died

having “suitors” in the Victorian Era prolly felt good asf lmao

Heckin Wrongald Splump! Always fricking everything to heck!

BREAKING: Hezbollah blows up McDonalds in northern Israel lol

things havent been the same since the old mine closed down. Rusty’s Tavern is just about the last place keepin the lights on around these parts, and even then…who knows whatll happen when Ol Man Rusty kicks the bucket

winter flew by but in a way where u still felt every one of her days

Glumpus Frost, the Winter Uncle

hello shark tank: chao garden on your phone . 45 million dollars please .

My father-in-law is a AAA dev. He is insanely gifted. We were in the Chao Garden together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

A good coffee cake could unite all men.

Being high off mid-grade in medium sized Coastal South towns feels like Oblivion Remastered

I believe the FEMA Official who said he got teleported to Waffle House. We’ve had that tech since Carter

can we go to keyboard smartphones tor like one treat generation. i want a sidekick for like 3 years and then we can go back to panopticon helltech

im concerned today’s youth arent listening to enough R&B

HALDEMAN: [INAUDIBLE]

I went to the Akashic Record and saw none of your exploits within

basically whatever has been going on the last week here

son: dad, what’s nominative determinism? Me: thats a great question, Chudslayer Eternal

outkast made life feel so fun in the 2000s

40 on me I don’t fight

Pusha T is a Mossad asset

the Indiana Jones theme makes me feel like good will triumph over evil

The Good Boomer has sent you a Friend Request

the Russian colloquialism for germans is “nemtsy“ which translates quite literally as “the dumb”

cheers mate *walks by you trying to open the door with ur foot as your hands are full with groceries*