if you havin sponge problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 squids and a ward aint one

u should be able to deactivate your life account and reactivate it later

Why did Kirby 64 have biblically accurate angels

a bunch of kids in a crowded mall cafeteria started screaming 6 7!!!! 6 7!!!!! 👐 and i looked around and have never seen so much Gen X/Boomer pain and anguish

Vito when he tried working a real job when he was on the run

NYU kids be like yeah my dad is the guy who decided theres only one cashier everywhere now

There must be some kind of way out of here Said the Squidward to the thief

crab rangoon, things of that nature

sweating bullets by noon in December

The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before

playing Koudelka

my grandfather was a spongebob, father too.. me an him was spongebobs at the same him time up in rock bottom and me out here.. i think hes pretty proud of that

The customer needs to be eradicated

can you guys give me 62,000 dollars because I have ADHD

gonna start rapping under the persona that im the bastard son of one of the Blue Man Group guys n im out for revenge

All my opps fit in a Petty Soul Gem

Holy fuck lmao

the war between the Liver King and Dairy Queen rages on

the Boston Celtics should be registered as a terrorist organization

Yoda Latino

Bluesky compression b makin sht look like Nintendo 64

I’m smoking Oaxacan Night-Terror

chipi chipi chapa chapa

Ice Spice made a Spanish song

im from La Isla Bonita. Yeah like from the Madonna song

at the noodle spot, listening to chinese drake

蟹男能顶半边天

the east end boys and west end girls

RIP Fredrick Engels you would have loved the How To Train Your Dragon Whopper®️

RIP Johann Sebastian Bach you would have loved engagement farming

Um. Problematic much? Yikes.

wearing a XXL John Deere tractor longsleeve with 90s Fendi jeans , going for a softchud look today

the war between the Liver King and Dairy Queen rages on

We’re gonna make a sacrificial dagger hilt out of your pelvis and present it to the king

we’re gonna file down your spinal discs to make Connect Four chips

I dont get mad as I should bc some of you are gonna go to Hell for eternity for the shit u do & thats good enough for me, I can wait

telling people on Mercari messaging me to buy stuff that I died

I think more of you should date and break up and force us to block eachother and make this website’s social dynamics just generally more fragmented and sullied

This economy so bad I’m growing food on my balcony now

BREAKING: Farmer Zan’s winter garlic crop has taken to the soil

im in heaven now . so sorry i died

the Renaissance Men are coming to town

hawk tuah man

I think Olimar from Pikmin should have a reality show about his family life

New tiktok trend that's just white people bathing regularly

theres plastic everywhere