a caballo vamos pal monte

Horses dont stop they keep goin.......

fate fell short this time yrou’e smile fades in da summerrr

smoking the weed that makes you talk reverse like twin peaks

around 2022 i tweeted a spotify link of poison tree by grouper & my friend Liked it from prison

Crystal Chronicles is a metaphor for oil wars

Epstein is like if Forrest Gump was evil like wym he was there for EVERYTHING

one of the few positive signs about the direction society is heading is that people on the internet love my cat

Gen Z Star Wars reboot but Luke just says yo thats crazy to everything

I've made a huge mistake

suicidal ideation is an intelligence indicator

for lent this year im giving up

smoking on that enchanted forest weed. that faerie jane

my grandpa cried in anger at the Pokemon Lugia movie and made us leave early. he was upset and confused

you should be able to live with other great apes and cetaceans if you do enough quests for their factions

how long till we get off-brand grok on here

”it just works”

My children Chudleigh and McPherson remain free of woke through an intensive gaming regimen

*lowers my blade from your neck* no...i cant....its not the chungus way

man

My beautiful dark twisted chungus life

i dont even argue anymore i just look at mfs like this

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

elder scrolls rapper at the Solitude inn freestyle night rapping abt cooking moon sugar to skooma and making it out the Grey Quarter

counting or not counting skooma violence

Baby Gronk couldnt rizz up Livvy Dunne in today’s economy

Woah man. You’re finished

Madeline happened to me in real life

we love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all we love eachother

a teletubby is a type of gundam

that Evangelical shit is like Playing Imagination for adults

in the night, in my dreams i'm in love with youuuu cause you talk to me like lovers do I feel joy, I feel pain, cause it's still the same when the night is gone I'll be alone

Great Backyard Bird Count is this weekend www.birdcount.org

pitbull was right

I think we should not pour sludge into the bodies of water maybe

i think we should all devote ourselves to protecting the birds

Damn bro are you the satyr tragopan. because your mating call is all fucked up and weird bro

welcome to the space jam its your chance do the dance

MOON WAR! MOON WAR! MOON WAR!

Sure come at me. I’ll have you stricken from the Annals

thank you Stalin for buying us time they’d have had us in milking pods by now

Is that an Amulet of Mara? I’m surprised someone like you isn’t spoken for