Get Rich Or Die Postin’

Silent Hill game but ur just Trump walking around his crumbling mind palace trying to make sense of it all (you cant, you are in a hell of your own design)

while I was gone I started reading Cicero and the historical accounts of Josephus and also finished the entirety of the Cum Town premium episode anthology

Brian from Family Guy was led astray by lust and liberal arrogance

Look at yoshi looking up at his dumbass score for his dumbass game for dumbasses

watchig a Cuban cartoon “Vampires in Havana” that my third cousin gave me on a burned disc in 2017

TJ Maxx and Marshalls have really good imported food I’m eating Greek grave leaves and baklava for 3 dollars

[Paulie Walnuts voice, trembling] back in my day, we didnt send no fuckin appeal to da modz, we did our time like a fuckin man

I apologize for offending the feelings of the moderating team’s ideological ally Chud the Builder. It was wrong of me to say this before he went on to attempt murder of an innocent black man. We need to work to build a better Bluesky, one that is 50% right wing or more to appeal to advertisers

gta chinatown wars was so good

Mao Zedong? More like she’s meowing on ze dong -gets pulled off stage by an immaterial cane-

white people invented nothing

i like when house songs have the beep boop sound from She’s Homeless

$1 shots at Fucker’s Bar & Grill

theyre inventing a computer that isnt fueled by hatred and the glee Lucifer feels when he further separates man from God

as a leftist u shsouldny believe in “border”line personality disorder. yikes dudeborders are fake

just put it on my tab dickhead. put it on my fucking tab now

hi abby

i think we should drink blood more often

getting harassed by a four-eared cyclops alien named Tungus

We asked several rabid hogs what they thought of the pedophile war. Their ecstatic squeals in praise of the antichrist through mouths full of blood may surprise you

would u lot have been team blue or team green in the sports of Constantinople

fantasy settings have extremely devalued gold currency

chips ahoy such a whimsical name. ahoy! chips o’chocolate abound

we should all be hearing lute in the towne market

i wish i was an orc

bunny is wet for an amazing reason

this is like if standup comedy made you 0 dollars

city boys up 62 quintillion points

paid shavacado

being a cool big city guy with a profound personality

im in the witness protection program

Tommand Jerry

new mob guy bit called Donny Pringles

Running a shopping cart down the hill of imagination

I’m starting to think you dont carry the flame dawg

Every now and again you'll see pink colored objects next to green colored objects in the background but it's never commented on.

theyre making a compass that always points True Home

Fairly OddParents reboot but its just about his divorce and IRS audit and nothing else

Opera (tragedy) about a shitposter who falls in love with the pretty woman always in his notifications

Any good PS5 games i can get on disc (im never connecting this shit to wifi ever again)

Zoey 101 happened to me in real life

Mormon missionary zoomer protag survival horror game

theyre adding Butter Dog and the Grink to the next Smash game

check it out now the dog soul butter right about now butter dog brother

guys birds are dinosaurs they carry the flame

The fact u can cool the inside of your house in the middle of a summer heat for a couple bucks a day is so cool