This world is simply too cruel for a soft Vietnamese twink like me

Not enough people are obsessed with me

Can I DoorDash quaaludes

Sorry about my anxiety it stems from the moments in my life where tragedy struck in literally the worst possible outcomes

If you didn't wish me a happy AAPI Month yet you are cancelled

Check out this sweater I bought in New Orleans I think when Justin Beaver said swaggy this is what he meant

Yo the bouncer at the bar we went to last night asked me if I was 21 🙂‍↕️

Checking in from New Orleans 🙂‍↕️

If I were a gambling man I'd wager my wrists will be the next body part to start falling apart

Guy in front of me on the plane is inhaling like 2 dozen buffalo wings whole cabin reeks of buffalo sauce 😂

*meows in depression*

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell. I'm a hustler baby, I sell water to a well.

Please reincarnate me as a little pine tree next life

On my way flight to New Orleans. There's a dude on my plane with a saxophone in a case.

I hope the xenomorphs find you

Can I post this here

My wife saw a video of me from like two years ago and said wow look how young you looked 😒

My overall diagnosis for y'all: horny

I don't think I have feelings I am just pretending ⛈️

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Crazy that it's free to follow me 🙂‍↕️

Can any Italians out there tell me if it's wrong to put Nerds Clusters on pizza because it tastes pretty good currently

Just beat Control moving on to Persona 5 potentially

This and ripping my gooch ✨

Just saw a cop pull over a taxi driver. Call that ACAB.

In the arms of an angel Lil Jon remix

You ever go into a clothes store, see the prices, and just think to yourself Jesus how can anyone afford anything anymore?

My newest obsession is falling back in love with ice cream. Some would call it childhood healing. This was strawberry tiramisu. The cake inside was super spongy and light. There's a time and a place for sprinkles but if you're a snob like me you want a more sophisticated texture contrast.

Wife just said beating me at games is her favorite hobby 😭

It's been a damn near perfect day, getting high at the outlet mall

Noah Kahan, Olivia Rodrigo, and Kacey Musgraves all releasing music this year IS my Super Bowl

Guys I'm going on a trip to New Orleans with some close friends and I'll be the last one to arrive meaning I will be living out one of my fantasies of arriving via plane to friends waiting for me at the gate

I don't want to alarm you but there's a rumor going around that you haven't watched Howl's Moving Castle in a while.

If I were a worm would you come to my birthday party?

I think my attraction towards mentally unstable girls started with my childhood crush on Azula.

When I want another tattoo I feel it right in my gut

My cat is my best friend and she doesn't even know my name

I don't think my seasonal allergies have ever been this bad 🤧

I beat the first Death Stranding yesterday. Beautiful game but not my cup of tea. Starting to play Control today.

@madssmokeslol22.bsky.social we miss you dude

Just ate a box of mac and cheese that's been expired for 3 years if I stop posting permanently after this you know why.

Theme party where everyone is dressed as some sort of crustacean?

Speaking of Earth Day somebody please pay off my student loans

My biggest fear is being somehow perceived as a republican

I just remembered that I'll most likely never get to try quaaludes and now I'm mad again.

The bottom in me sees the bottom in you 🌅

Bugs r cool 💕🐛

Hot take here but I think pufferfish should be the size of elephants.

I hate accidentally making eye contact with people DONT LOOK AT ME 🙈

I manage a team of 35+ people. At least 30 of them do not believe men should cry.