Look at the stars look how they shine for you and everything you do

I could honestly live off oatmeal raisin cookies

Everybody please cross your fingers my perm sets well

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

Guys today I parallel parked right on the first try 🙂‍↕️

Diet Pepsi is one of my favorite vices

Currently driving 30 minutes for soup dumplings 🥟

I wish I was at Texas Roadhouse right now 😔

This new profile theme I got going on is very soft boi (unproblematic)

I hope I'm just a Sims character that way I can blame my unideal attributes on poor character design

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I fucking love going to aquariums

I feel so safe from capitalism on Friday nights

Hi. The shittiest guys I've ever known were all named Tyler. Do with that information what you will.

Any posts after this one are not from Isaac they are from highsaac 🍃

I'm watching Supersize Me for the plot. The plot:

I've been overstimulated since 1994.

I have an unrealistic fear of boneless chicken wings

Genuinely curious question for my stoner friends on here: can/do y'all read when you partake?

Consider this your sign to go eat some Vietnamese food.

I'm getting a haircut and a perm tomorrow and I can't wait for this shaggy dog era to end

I've come to the conclusion that humanity takes itself way too seriously

A video game based off My Chemical Romance's Black Parade album would slap

The movie Elf is mid

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sometimes I'll take an edible right before I play a game of League of Legends so it incentivizes me to win ASAP and also makes sure I don't play more than one game for mental health purposes.

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Making a candle called "Weekend Stoner" and it smells like Cheetos and weed

Things I'm most embarrassed about in order of severity: 1. Being American 2. Not being able to roll my r's 3. This one time when I used to think I was completely straight, I was hanging out with my friend Connor, and he

I just got a craving to eat straight up ketchup

I used to think something was wrong with my body and that there wasn't enough coffee in the world to fix my unending exhaustion. Now I realize that it's because this world humans have created is impossibly draining.

Hey, it's me, that unfinished journal you bought for yourself because you thought journaling would be good for your mental health and subconsciously romanticize handwritten media.

I know it's not Friday. Forgive me.

Sorry I haven't been very haha lately I haven't been able to relate to humanity much

I know people say this a lot but it is truly scary how Christmas will be here in no time.

Woke up feeling like I should get a 3rd cat

feeling particularly evil today

Is it selfish of me to romanticize never seeing or talking to anyone ever again

I've been slacking on my moot duties lately...I definitely haven't been liking y'all's posts enough

The heating pad is not cutting it anymore I need a heating suit.

I am not caffeinated enough for this bs

I am snug as a bug in a rug right now

America comes up with a new way to test me every damn day

There's an alternate universe where I'm way smarter and that pisses me off

Having the holidays right around the corner already feels like wandering through an open world video game and somehow still finding the main objective.

It's pho weather today but then again it's pho weather every day

I feel so alive when I eat chicken fingers

Face + scent 🌧️

My last two meals

It's always fun going through my Pinterest the morning after taking an edible. Like where did high me go last night? 🤔