If the music isn't drenched in gut wrenching sadness I ain't want it

Microdosing nostalgia by changing my texting ringtone to the first ringtone ever

I'm so proud of my cat she's so beautiful and strong 🥺

Noah Kahan's Stick Season album is so beautifully composed and recorded 🥀

Music hits you so much harder when you're high

In all honesty I spent so long supporting my wife through her schooling financially that the things I wanted to do for myself I couldn't afford. I don't regret it and I'd do it again without hesitation, but my own dreams finally coming true like building a gaming pc have been really healing.

Popups on phone internet browsers should be illegal

I should not have to sit in traffic mainly because I have to get home to pet my cats

New monitor came in. OLED curved. 🙂‍↕️

Did we all have Bluesky accounts we looked up to when we first started or was that just me

Chicken fingers make me forget I want to die

Crinkle cut fries are the worst type of fry

Curious minds wish to know: what is your favorite form of bro? Some examples: breh, bruh, brah, bro

Normalize looking like a fucking bum at the gym

It's raining here which means I remember who I am again

For every couple there is one partner that has a phd in girl math and one partner that follows strict logic.

As your doctor, I am prescribing a lot of weed and several Nacho Libre viewings STAT

Every day I thank the universe for giving us kettle chips

I'm no economist but it's probably not a great sign that most of us want to be hit by a car so we can retire.

Men's fashion is so fucking dumb sometimes can we please get something better than collaborations with beer brands, formula 1, and NFL teams???

Y'all's Fall themed usernames make me so happy lol

KFC is better than Popeyes and I will die on this hill

It's funny because some of yall still call me Sock

One of my Gen Z employees just asked me who George Washington is

Back when Facebook was relatively unproblematic I used to make a tradition out of changing my profile picture to this every Fall. This is my first Fall on Bluesky and I was hoping we could continue the tradition. 🥺👉👈

It all went downhill after society chose Facebook over MySpace

Good night moon Good night moots Good night room Good night Bluesky 🌙 🌾🐇

Carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are done

One time this guy tried to convince me that having a clean ass is gay because "people only clean things when they're expecting guests".

Changing into comfy clothes when you get home from work feels like a Sailor Moon transformation.

These states are anything but united at this point

Feeling apathetic after scrolling through hell

Open world video games are great except I have a terrible sense of direction and I'm ADHD as fuck

Some of y'all didn't grow up watching Iron Chef and it shows.

Watching Howl's Moving Castle just to feel something

Cancelled my Disney+ with extreme prejudice today. I don't care if boycotts are futile, we've got to have principles somewhere.

I'm really cool and totally NOT lame

CHAT I HAVE THE ZOOMIES

Drank too much coffee and now I'm like

Kids these days will never know how it feels to send "brb" on AIM.

Dumb people make me so mad I gotta go play Simpsons Hit and Run

This vehicle brakes for tardigrades

Instead of fighting each other my cats should see the greater common enemy: the vacuum

I waffle between two ideals: 1) Love is always the winning argument 2) No war, no peace These are never universal. As much as I would love to always turn the other cheek, our tendencies as humans can make that a slippery slope. Sometimes we cannot afford to stay spineless in our tomb of silence.

ⓘ this user is terrified to exist

Sentience was largely a mistake

Nobody can tell you who you are except me, and I think you're a cutie patootie. xoXOxO (little hug, little kiss, big hug, big kiss, little hug, big kiss)

show me your eyeballs

It's really heavy being an empath in veterinary medicine

Idk who needs to hear this but there is an empowering freedom in loneliness through independence.