thing for my supper

me @ indo-european subjunctives

Beast weapons

classic 'if I fell asleep right now I'd literally die' friday night vibe

'other ppl would be doing even worse if they had to play with my build' seems like a fucked up way to encourage yourself

sorry for ignoring your urgent pleas about the deadline all morning. i received some beautiful flowers from my lover and had to arrange them in a state of calm concentration

Love and stress are dueling inside me

these policies are bogus dude

we're wrapping up the europe/america thing. embarrassing chapter, time to move on

anything is possible in the rivers and lakes

哎

A breath of fresh water

Nobody's talking about this

Mind blown

no work only meeting

(hint of epigenetically indelible philly accent) be like water

it's a good thing the twitter era is behind us and ppl don't just rt unsourced stuff anymore

everything happens, for some reason

i need to eat at Effortful Kitchen soon or i'll vanish in a flash of ball lightning

wives

😳

new print in the shop, hali with gloves and plums #maxswebsite maxds.bigcartel.com/product/hali...

like always i'm going flat out & at the same time chilling so hard it's disgusting

lightheaded

screaming

sickos yes

asking firing squad which elf bar flavors they have

baring my teeth (threat display)

Mao Zedong saved my life

every day so many things go viral. In our fast paced online culture this can mean forgetting the little things. Can we get this photo of darth maul to 20k likes?

Pay full amount with wallet instantly

tfw the ants you were licking off the sidewalk turn out to be too spicy. who can’t relate

天下大乱

bro is possessed by the spirit of debate.. it eats him from within

i'm so in love and busy and unhaunted i forgot to celebrate zhongyuan this year wtf

an office chair for the mid-21st century

Pilot over the intercom: the uhhhhhhh debt must be paid.

3 months until akachan lol

align with me

marvelous

I feel like a decade of irl ice bitch tacticool + his kind of tiresome a-list casting / prestige gamer era have put kojima's highest kitsch/camp etc highs out of his own reach so i'm like 1:2 re: whether some le carre stuff or whatever can save this one

so tired i just image searched a currency conversion

few records remain from the tumultuous years before the jana ascendancy

they accidentally let me see the grand scheme of things

i love chocolate 维他奶 so much it's unreal

开开心心的

if I told you what this writer is doing to genre conventions you'd probably blush

Gamers awaken

[Obama voice] The plural of Lego is still Lego

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