On our last leg of the trip we got a double queen room so he could have his own bed and it has quickly gone to his head. The laziness and excess disgusts me

The war on Happy New Year

Only a few more days left of my 30s and hell might as well just say my life

What’s in and out for 2026 sort of depends. I don’t know what the vibes are yet.

I left my big bag of dog stuff with all of Titus’ traveling medicines in Arlington so I really have been sharing my trazodone with him

Smiling through it all can’t believe this is my life

Wishing you all some beautiful moments for 2026. We will make the best of it

Good news

Erika Kirk jokes are going to turn her into our Chief Supreme Court Justice

When something goes a little wrong during travel. That’s life baby. Moving on

We are at Six Flags Over Texas to see how they operate when faced with wind and low temp limits for coasters, but it is clear the Arlington Entertainment District inspired Qiddiya City. A place in the middle of nowhere to suggest everything is normal and fun, nothing to see here

The coaster elite are slurping up their free trips to Riyadh

“They’re going to need to take this one down”

I accomplished going to the bathroom in 2025

Are you ready to go home? Sound off in the comments

What is the poly market like on my family dinner going normally has anyone checked

How I Met Your Problematic Mother

Tomorrow at the Big Family Dinner everyone might act normal but they very well might not. I’m enjoying the anticipation !!

I believe all humans have generous spirits.

For you movie goers out there, Dad has the inside scoop on the real Marty Supreme

Got 2 breakfast sandwiches in Tulsa for 9.50 SIR PLEASE LET ME PAY DOUBLE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

My love language is all of the love language do them all to me please.

Grotesque thing. Too ashamed of its actions to even look me in the eye

Happy Hot Christmas to my friends in the phone

I’m playing for the championship in my fantasy league, somehow

Making a note to come back to a 35+ woman’s social media feed when she starts up the posts about how she’s finding out she’s strong and she can do hard things

“Does anyone else not feel Christmasy this year?” yes YES we are ALL very aware the walls are closing in around us chill out. you’re the 501st person I’ve seen ask. put a sticky bow on your head

Until just this moment I thought Marty Supreme was a biopic for Martin Scorsese

Titus always does well with other dogs when he’s off leash but it’s one of those things that I hate to test. Unless it is my parents little freak pugs

The pugs are circling

Apparently restaurants are crowded on Christmas Eve. Yall heard about this??

Yeah man I’m the new Director of Deal Making at Kyndryl

Trying to figure out how much an apt in Tulsa rents for in one of the old art deco buildings. It’s important to construct several parallel realities so you know you’re living the right one

Whatever the newest update did to make the iphone camera worse is upsetting me. I can’t quantify it I just know I hate all photos now

Hot Christmas everywhere is blasting AC so Indoor Christmas is cold

Jesus is the raisin for the season

Fuck OU

Back in the middle of the country which starts when all the trucks start getting taller than my cx5 and they’re parked outside of the space

Hobbies: Reading Articles, Bitching About Articles, Defending Articles, E-mailing Article Authors,

Looked at a DC dog rescue where the adoption fee is $460 for your standard mutt adult pup. That’s nuts

People act like an 18 hour drive is some kind of feat, a difficult thing. It’s actually simple and American.

QTing an article with “this should terrify you”, “this should scare everyone”, “are you paying attention yet??”

Universal Studios Qiddiya City… what a world

Oh the weather outside is delightful, but the fire inside is frightful

Santa baby just slip an a/c under the tree, for me

You play in front of people 40% worse than when you practice alone. That’s what I always say

Popping trazodones with a dog

Don we now our hot apparel

“It’s ILLEGAL to rename the Kennedy Center without an act of Congress!!” Oh ok. Ok.

This year, to save me from tears, I’ll get heat from somewhere special