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normal unremarkable local woman
He is skeptical of the top blanky
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World show me colors and lights
about 15 hours ago
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My dad doesn’t trust airlines or airports and is convinced my brother’s Thanksgiving flight to see me will leave him “stranded several days or more”, like his layover is on a deserted island
about 17 hours ago
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tinybaby
about 19 hours ago
Probably because it's too good
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The dog that hasn’t barked
about 20 hours ago
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jeevacation
about 22 hours ago
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1 day ago
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Nothing on Earth more torturous than the corporate hiring process
1 day ago
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I can’t be my authentic self around you due to the disinterest you have in the minutiae of my sex life
2 days ago
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Sending the pope an email
2 days ago
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Am I a killjoy for thinking this is extremely goofy and insensitive???
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3 days ago
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A Republican senator saying something intensely wrong about how insurance works even though I know he absolutely knows how insurance works will bait me every time. You fuck
3 days ago
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It’s Mad Monday. Feel free to be a little mad 🤪
3 days ago
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Getting a photorealistic dog tattoo that covers my entire back
3 days ago
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Finally ended up in a fight with her about this because I was so annoyed. I haven’t fought with a friend in years!!!!!
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3 days ago
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FSAs can’t go towards premiums so I am not sure how this works and it definitely doesn’t incentivize healthy people to go ahead and pay exorbitant premiums
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4 days ago
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If you graduated undergraduate after 2020 I am your mother
4 days ago
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I already want a nicer bass clarinet. I fucked up
5 days ago
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Oh man I just remembered this. God dammit
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5 days ago
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I would die for the Benadryl carrot
5 days ago
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The hybrid robot mop/vacuums don’t even work well I can’t imagine this thing is useful for anything other than some light intimacy
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5 days ago
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Fantasizing about about JD getting smacked in a fair and free general election
5 days ago
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Starbucks must hate their workers so much
5 days ago
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The guy that fell at the WH actually being a glp1 patient who was invited by Lilly is funnier
6 days ago
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Dr. Oz said the #1 highest healthcare cost is loneliness which is why your ai companion is going to help you avoid getting vaccines
6 days ago
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We have invited this panel of 4 maybe important lobbyists to throw around some acronyms that you should know but you only have a vague hunch about due to context clues.
6 days ago
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My son is home waiting for me to return from the mines
6 days ago
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No one wants a Tesla anymore how is Elon going to hit a bunch of insane sales metrics
7 days ago
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Healthcare is so fucked we’re so fucked
7 days ago
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I love ruining the workplace
7 days ago
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Soon we’ll all have an ai companion in our pocket that we talk to every day and it will tell you “your doctor told me it’s time for hospice”
8 days ago
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Love what you’ve been doing with air traffic lately
8 days ago
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The DC striver is truly unique and it sticks out at a table of people who weren’t taught to cram in all that information about their accomplishments while speaking
8 days ago
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This is just like when Tulsa, Oklahoma elected Mayor Monroe Nichols
8 days ago
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Pulled the suitcase out into the hall
9 days ago
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Did the classic thing of riling myself up about a scenario that isn’t going to happen
9 days ago
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I’m going to a conference this week where the first speaker is a big Part of It All and the rest of the conference topics after that are how to try and adapt to the poor decisions made by the people who are a Part of It All.
9 days ago
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I had Dick Cheney at 103 I am shocked to learn he was 84
9 days ago
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yeah that’s right you guys don’t deserve a clear photo
9 days ago
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Begging him to please do Freaky Friday with me just during this week
10 days ago
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Last night I had my tarot read like oh haha silly fun. Well guess what.
11 days ago
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The brutal algorithm turns again
12 days ago
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Night 2 as Ms Rachel I’m going to need more people to get to it with celebrating and acknowledging me
12 days ago
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Yes I have a work event coming up do you have anything that scratches like shit under an ill fitted suit coat
12 days ago
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I hate traffic signals what do you mean I can’t go on red
12 days ago
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We had some kids come to the door and one goes “she’s doing Dora”
13 days ago
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Love an opulent bathroom because no matter how you slice it you have to have a shitter in that thing
13 days ago
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As I gain popularity in the region I am being invited to events
13 days ago
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Marshmallow scents bad
13 days ago
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🫵 little baby cuddling with his piggy toy
13 days ago
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