Ds going on TV to insist going to the SOTU doesn’t make them look cucked

The NHL is 90%+ guys who stopped academically at a 3rd grade level and have never thought deeply about politics beyond what their rich parents told them (non Americans included). To enjoy the beautiful game you have to enjoy the art not the artist

Being concerned about any of those last 3 things as it relates to BlueSky and still posting here is lacking a huge amount of general awareness

Dropped him off outside until 8pm

An enterprising sports journalist would have pulled aside 1-2 USA men’s hockey players and asked what they think the FBI is

I was wondering why the dog wasn’t restless today stuck mostly inside and having to go outside in rain. Because he snuck into the basement and took a huge dump

Paying a bunch of money to learn people want less genocide and more social support and water is wet

God is using a pumice stone on his heels (way to describe snow to children who are scared)

Team Canada humiliation ritual

Letting the dog out to poop during the Intuit Turbo Tax intermission

This is the fastest hockey game I’ve ever seen. Best of 7 please

They can take away my TSA PRE CHECK but they’ll never take my UNITED AIRLINES BOARDING GROUP 6

Everywhere you go here you meet 4 attorneys I feel like I’m one too at this point

The other member of the household is saying they’ll root for Team USA tomorrow because we’re in the USA. I won’t accept this kind off treatment

Half of all anxiety I experience living in the DC area boils down to what is the best method to come and go from the place I’m going and what if I don’t choose the right method

I consider myself pretty plugged in to the whole thing but who the fuck is James ??????

Whenever it’s US v Canada in Men’s Hockey I have always rooted for Canada. With the women I root for the USA but the men are not worthy of my support.

All I know is I couldn’t hear the guy talking at the butcher so I did my polite smile and nod and somehow it ended with him saying, “I bet you and I could get in a lot of trouble together.”

More snow? Snow Thanks!

Googling Katy Perry age

Me and my dog

The Pitt dedicates time to them bitching about unseen administrators yet doctors are running around using an unapproved AI scribe app with no uniformity or oversight. Seems like pretty lax administrators, to me…..

facebook comments never let me down

TV show like Succession but it’s a large health system and it is about 4 unrelated white guys

Not ready to fully address the horrors I experienced flying Southwest for the first time after the changes

I’m hearing in another episode of The Pitt a young man delivers this line to his brother on the show: “Are you gooning me, bro?”

“Same her.”

How can Mitch McConnell survive 400 falls but all of our loving grandparents didn’t even get one?

My kids stomping out of the room on Christmas morning when it is revealed I accidentally purchased them the slurless version of Grok

After seeing a bunch of posts about prepping for massive disruption I’ll get right on it, my motivation to survive that would be very high

Vivid dream about Israel bombing Dallas

Actual line in The Pitt: “I’m going to recommend they get health insurance through the Affordable Care Act.”

Observing Lent Through Humility

Mark my words: in 20 years being able to read, living outside in a tent, and knowing more than 2 people who survived will all be status symbols

Can’t believe I died in the Lake Tahoe avalanche

Why did something so wack have to happen to someone so dope?

Back home and under attack

This is how Titus acts at dinner time too. They’re all the same

men’s labeled hiking clothing: sturdy, has 4 visible pockets and 3 secret ones, state of the art material works in any weather women’s labeled hiking clothing: what if you looked fuckable in flammable material with an extra tiny coin pocket

Once our mid size city gets an Ikea it’s over for you hoes

Yesterday we came across some nazis filming (probably) some youtube shit and my heart feels sour now

I scheduled an appt for my first colonoscopy and now my instagram algorithm is full of people from 30-45 who are documenting their colon cancer journey online

All respect to the coasters but Florida has vile ass vibes in 2026

The Pitt is funny because the interim ER chief supposedly institutes something IT wise. Ok! Fantasy world!

Any Swinger Friendly gynos out there that take Anthem?

It’s ok to loudly talk about having a dump truck ass even if there’s not one back there. No one has to know

I’m fine if the Potomac sewage spill takes me to an inch of my life through whatever but I draw the line at my dog being unable to enjoy any water feature near us

Calling a guy with 3 kids a beta cuck

Overheard a mom telling her toddler son she was going to beat him to a pulp if he left the restroom stall. Not a great day for me to overhear moms.