charging my phone against my feverish forehead

accidentally setting my alarm for 8 pm instead of am then sitting in my car all night until it's time to leave for work to save face

I hate my life.

computer. tell bedtime story. 13th century pikemen. no romance

My fellow grocery shoppers are dull and slow

wearing full plate armor to bed to improve my posture

faded off chamomile tea with honey and lemon

just found out that dayquil is made from equal parts bragg's apple cider vinegar and orange glo wood furniture polish

Witching hourquil

they're making a third kind of quil

does anyone who knows witchcraft or angel numbers be able to reverse whatever hex is upon me? i'm barely joking

crushing an empty nyquil bottle against my forehead

this has been a hellish week top to bottom and now i'm sick but at least there's a new bladee song

every day I go to my job clock in rotate a potato in my head for 8 hours and thank God for this beautiful Country

answering a call from an unknown number during job interview and allowing myself to be scammed

oh it's friday

therapist said i have "high emotional functioning" 😎

logging thick water on mygulp dot com

just spent 25 dollars on oats and oat-related products

shell mode. husk status

it's almost grouper weather

ouuuuuuuurrrrghhh

it was some heat too...

i get more freaked out and stupid every day

i don't need to eat or sleep just drive and work

Not to get political but today should be Friday

telling a customer they should listen to this song open.spotify.com/track/7x687e...

figure

put some c+ to b- style tweets in the drafts just now. watch this space

we're driving to work with NO music! #nomusicchallenge #silence

brute forcing my way into having a good day. knocking shit over, yelling at people etc. whatever it takes

woke up today to find a painting had fallen off the wall and smashed a flower pot covering the rug with soil and broken glass 👍

doing reverse psychology style prayers to trick god

let's all have fun

there's something seriously medically wrong with me

let's have fun and be ourselves

basically everything is going evil

This posting sucks.

my one woo belief is that god hates me

giving my 2 year old nephew a phone with only the dunkins app installed to entertain himself

forgetting my wallet and offering the dunkins workers free sound healing therapy sessions as payment

stirring liquid iv cotton candy packet into my oolong tea

reminiscing about my time spent sleeping

i love all my three hours of sleep

just spilled a liquid iv packet all over this painting i'm supposed to be restoring 🤦‍♂️

tell me you didn't just go genius mode in stupid land 🤦‍♂️

𝗗𝗿. 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 is a puzzle video game spin-off of the 𝘔𝘳. 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰 series[1] developed and published by Nintendo.

the bit confusing homie