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I finished playing my first Ace Combat game. Fighter jets are awesome 👍

Half a block of tofu for dinner

My first Eastern screech owl

Lifer Eastern screech owl 🙂

My pet peeve is how overused the "{rustic noun 1} & {rustic noun 2}" naming formula is.

My name is Portman Tow

dork eyed junco. no that's not a typo

Cold but sunny nature walk

An conditional surrender

Captain Ahab getting visibly disappointed when he finds out what the unusual_whales account is actually about

My name is Allen A. Dayswork

Friday tomorrow

Milken cookies

College roommate unfollowed me on Instagram but then refollowed me on the account they made for their dog

Baseball soon

In this house, Sora is the guy from Kingdom Hearts

oomf shaped object

It goes deeper than this, but the Zen lifestyle is kind of a blueprint for avoiding mild depression - Meditation cuts down on overthinking - Emphasis on physical labor - Vows can be practiced no matter what life throws at you (very A.C.T. pilled)

Thinking about the Strait of Hormuz being closed and also how Oracle was planning to spend a billion dollars a year on gas generators because they didn't want to wait to build real power plants for their AI data centers

How goes it?

eastern bluebird #birds

You make me want to be a better man, playboy

It's almost hot out

The one and only time a FANG company tried to recruit me, they sent me a 300 page PDF to read before the second round of interviews so I dipped out

Quitting time

Happy spring equinox 🌷

I got shot down by a chill-seeking missile

The snowbanks are running out of snow

Friday tomorrow