the monsters scoping out the bar for cuddles and food

i ran a comprehensive structural analysis on your mom last night

They are proclaiming me Heavenly King, which is a major upgrade for me.

i drive a 67 rizzler

My beloved sleeps with a tub of moon dirt between her silky thighs in the night

just one man’s experience but every woman i’ve met named stevie, georgie or francie has been cool, funny and smart.

gah it is such a gorgeous day

spanish tourists taking selfies with bread and jamón on the waterfront

my name is Tomaytos Tamahto

Inside u r two wolves- peepee and poopoo

accounts with nakey boy pfp have discovered my timeline 👍🏻

everything is awful and burning down but i built a small church for earthworms and they are starting to use it

autumn chill in the morning 👎🏻

uh i dont kno what u talking about my swine love they pearls

Man I'm not supposed to be scheduling teams calls in supposed to be getting my shit absolutely annihilated sloppy style while a cooling breeze wafts off the pacific

my homunculus’ homunculus has a homunculus now. it is a lash tall and has a bad attitude 😕

wouldn’t lemon crepes be nice for breakfast tomorrow 😋

ray harryhausen stop motion, featuring the music of tito puente. if i had a pub, this would be playing on a small tv in the corner.

Verily, my lord. 'Tis the same shit; only the day doth differ.

Did you all make out with a tree today or do you hate nature

my foes are rolling me up in a big buttery pancake to teach me a lesson but i just get really sleepy

taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion

🙏 thanks to this website i know what a steamdeck and a homunculus are and im picking up a lot of contextual information about sponge bob et al

seven tiny arms and a surgical kit please. my homunculus is going to be the most powerful drum machine the world has ever seen

storm's comin. open window was thick with it, trouble congealing on the breeze like yesterday's aspic. leaned back, pinging unlit lucky strikes off of my homunculus' forehead at full speed. dame glides in like so much velvet smoke, "help me wizard gumshoe" "beamt it toots" squeaks homunc. nice one.

I wonder if Gary would use one of these

nightmare log: there was a banner ad included in my dream

did a skeleton write this

Noses innit

found some really old ball point pen drawings in the computer

Persona some-grata

my haters are seasoning a delicious broth before they lower me in

bitter tahini, sour apple and sweet dates for lunch 😋

food doesn't taste gay enough. needs to taste gayer

At 3k followers i will grow a human heart

sudanese kids watching saturday morning khartoums

Canadian indigenous artist Roy Thomas (1949-2004): Moose and Wolves, 1977, silkscreen.

Gmail is short for Gelectronic mail

my sensory homunculus!

It's always funny to log on here and see you all still posting, while I have been away experiencing Success.

wolves be like awoo awooooooooooo

your heirloom kittens shed crumpled verdigris fur. their silver whiskers tarnish, darkening. still you hear the wind-up music box purrs

Bedeviled eggs

valley of windswept geezers

feet guys vindicated?

Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat

Me: dude you got gravy all over your shirt The mindful spiller: I know