Sir, we're approaching the upper limits of gloom. Perhaps we tred back?

One man’s muck is another man’s treasure. Except for that pile of muck over there. That muck all belongs to grubby Peter

I've been a very naughty god and I deserve to be disciplined sternly.

If we didn't have wind, we'd have to operate wind chimes by hand. And we'd call them "Hand-Chimes".

No one can agree on whether berries are poisonous are not - I have seen compelling evidence from both sides.

sandpaper treadmill

So the kororā in our region have more chicks than anywhere else but these stuffed shirts won't let me run a Promiscuous Penguins campaign.

dougal dog dragged his dog bed to the middle of the lounge, and had a wee kip. strategically placed to monitor for potential dinner or walkies activities 🙂

tricking billions of years of evolution into being on the computer

this adorable picture of kate bush making the rounds looking like every ‘new wave’ girlfriend i had in chile circa 1983

thinking about travel

ive been rendering all kinds of shit unto caesar lately

the weather gods need a good spanking 😐

🚨 some personal news: just got raptured 💅

sponge maxing, living its best life 🙂

you guys 18 minutes more daylight this week….. <looks out window> nvm

Pickle pickle burning bright Give me sodium if you might

God loves ribbing me

would you trust this man to batten your hatches?

the storal of the morey

High school in the 50s ruled. We had hella milkshakes and we all drove there in hotrods

Above all else, humans love eating alliums

"What to Eat", a monthly publication on food and home economics. St. Paul, USA, ca. 1905. Ref E.569-2004, V & A Museum.

need more than four reapers to take me out tbh 💪

i do not believe that ideas matter

mister Gorbachev, pull down that thong

Everyone post a Batman!

a deadly game of cat in mouth

touch grass they said

i’ve got super juicy thighs but i also occasionally get super juicy thigh cramps. swings and roundabouts but always that awkward couple of hours where i can feel the vestigial ache and am slightly afraid of moving (or stopping moving) 😐

challenging day for a bike ride in pōneke 🙃

reading about side bias of tail wags 🤯 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail_wa...

there should be french women that sing songs to me

favaism combines two of my great loves, beans and art 🙂

Why do childless mfs named rumplestiltskin always have the most to say about being a good mother 😤 sitting at home on your spinning wheel ass 🤣

many are saying this is the biggest yawn 🙂

Marmalade Update: Marmo is having Sink Time

“Never go to bed angry” People will often tell you this to stop you waking up too powerful

coming out as twee to your parents

cat bites boy

tūī beak deep in the kōwhai flower 😋

it’s the last day of te wiki o te reo māori! please enjoy this video of my smarty pants bilingual cat #kikorangi

i asked about you and they said

this could be us but you 🫵🏼 playin

mushrooms and mamaku

ata mārie 😊

thinking about my enemies. i hate those guys.

speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee