did a good deed and got rewarded with a couple of yorkshire puddings 🙂

Well, surely the jest ends eventually?

happy stick time for my girl 🙂

does anyone want to treehouse with me?

yellow rose 🙂

it's Marie Curry's bday (inventor of radioactive curry) :))))

a fruit carrier

Shut the fuck up about agave nectar

Ceramic art by Sophie Woodrow

waiter! One Goodlunch if you please. Extra good

it is mid spring and we draw nigh on to cucumber season 🙂

reclining in the baja realm on throne of swindled hams

watch out! i’m gonna be unstoppable today (banana, 7 hours sleep and wearing my corduroys)

Ghosts is like horses. Skittish but capable of incredible speeds when whipped by a short man in jovial attire

tesla board voted to pay me a trillion and one dollars for being such a massive cutie 😊

would 😋

our fans have raised $99 for the kids so far: particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/featur... we're also offering download codes to anyone who is supporting a worthwhile cause, hit those DMs if that's you

You just tucked in the wrong guy

that’s my sunshine girl 🌞

going to the charity shop to buy a piece of kitschy art will cure me.

they have nude car towing in tāmaki makaurau now?

i have poaster’s ennui atm.

peeing at the urinal with my pants pulled all the way down to my ankles and my shirt pulled all the way up to my nipples

french tourists with fancy cameras petting the monsters with the back of their hands, ‘les joli chiens’, warm misty rain and hollow toot of ship horns from te whanganui a tara

i am born to wear warm woolies 😊

Mi hovel es cu hovel, please take a briquette of peat

speeding about in the race car of the mind

[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three

they’re calling Friday “Smooch Day” which makes Thursday, you guessed it, “Smoochers Eve”

I’ve never seen a moon this beaver before

~~~~earthquake ~~~~

update, had this properly scanned, of tséyiʼ (canyon de chelly, arizona), explorer’s rock, circa pre 1900

san juan county, new mexico, 2004

3 x great great grandfather with his pony, opou pā, wharehine, aotearoa

The Irish word for ladybug is Bóín Dé, which literally means "God's Little Cow"

out w the bros yanking hams

watchig every car leave the gas station whispering to myself hell yeah we gassed up

Night blooming cactus on my evening walk in Tucson tonight!

slightly bitter tahini and apple 😋 #snacktime

i wish there were real bees in there 🙂

My heart is moved to pity for those who can't hack the dizzying winds and social dislocations of modernity (not me; I'm thriving).

in the end ishmael never did call me. still, i hope he's happy out there

Everyone on here is either a tenured professor who never learned how to tie their own shoelaces or a beautiful savant whose job is destroying old computers with a bulldozer

I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules.

Spanish anime fans be like dande esta la ghibliotecha

Doctors are saying that the healthiest people do these 3 simple things at the start of their morning routine: * squat in an uncomfortable position on the bathroom floor looking at the phone. * hit the vape 20 - 30 times. * stand up and get a head rush.

pov you being straddle carried by a series 520 clark straddle carrier

sitting on the couch in the dark sandwiched between two warm pups listening to tales of mozambique by count ossie and the mystic revelation of rastafari

honestly fuck king james and all of his descendants, dougal dog has been cowering, inconsolable from fireworks for about 2 hours 🥺

I can’t believe this is happening without a Joe Rogan of the Left