this is my message to you, dear followers, to never persist with a book, film, or game if it's not hooking you after about 100 pages or 1.5 hours. there are some exceptions, of course, but not every classic or iconic piece of work is going to do it for you, and that's alright.

I heard theyre selling mommies at Daddio's

absolutely HOWLING at andy serkis' hair here omg

Who called it a dog tag instead of Collar ID?

This happened to my friend, Steve

Just been walking around the woods marking property corners along Land Lot lines (lines established by the gov in the original 13 colonies plus or minus a few using metes and bounds. The rest of the states use a Public Land system with sections, townships, and ranges)

Opening a pub and inn called The Guessing Goose in a small coastal town in the Codswolds and I'm gonna be cranky but lovable and maybe the locals will find me a bit "odd, that one"

Just looked up a new, overpriced mexican place in town and their splash page shows dog butthole

How do you know if a star has died? You read its orbituary

Seeing a guy that can only be described visually as jellied dog piss

This movie streaming app is reminds me of a type of fandago one might have at home, not on the steets, say, nor in the clubs but in the home

About my butt...

jump into the preheated Wok of Ideas

It's @badbisque's pre-bday weekend and we are going to a cat cafe, into caverns, and up to the top of a mountain

Dawg, when I was 11 I thought this game looked AMAZING. I thought there was no way games would look better than this

Socialism isn't going to work if y'all stay racist. It's not gonna work if y'all stay sexist. It's not gonna work if y'all stay transphobic. It's not gonna work if y'all stay ableist. Everyone needs to constantly work on that for these systems to work. And we SHOULD because we want EVERYONE to eat.

charging children for food in elementary school should be a capital offense

All individual wealth above a certain threshold (I'd say $200,000 a year) is forfeit and to be redistributed to schools and hospitals to ensure americans have actual universal education and univerdal medical care

i missed the last couple ones; wanna join me today?

My wife may not have been an emo teen/YA but I was

Been workshopping this idea: if a rich person does a crime they should be punished for it.

Trying to imagine things but i cant

Just fucking blasting my thoughts out there to like 5 people. These last 6 years have just hollowed out my soul and mind and body and I just want peace for everyone and justice to actually mean something

Society priorities: Feed people House people Provide medical care for people Educate & inform people Protect people's minds & bodies Do not fuck children Our society doesn't do even one of these things

Everyone take a second and let's reassess everything: We should not be doing anything technologically without figuring out the basics. We do not need to be attempting to build AI when we, as a society, have not figured out how to display unicode symbols on all devices

When i was like 7 i learned not to trust cops, politicians, lawyers, direct coworkers/students, religious freaks, and people on tv. I am SHOCKED that others did not learn that. Did y'all have like toads for parents instead of human adults that had been bullied by The System?

Pounding a beer; cooking a meal

Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes. benefits to donating: - temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce - badass scar - you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool - good karma - you save my life (please share)

Reading history books and realizing that all these people fought to end tyranny with every fiber of their being and starting in like 1950 we all just said "my racist grandpa probably knows what's best for everyone"

Wake me up when we form the militias to reclaim our country from both of the corrupt parties.

Love getting the "healthy" bread that is so healthy that even mold refuses to eat it

Semi-annual reminder that Macho Man wrote a really sweet song with his brother Lanny Poffo about how much he missed his friend Mr. Perfect that explores grief, loss, and celebrating our friends in ways that we probably collectively could do more of.

COVID was the ruling classes experiment to see if people would give up on the social contract to prioritize themselves, once they saw people were willing to let disabled, elderly and poor people die for their own convenience, they have slowly taken the mask fully off day by day and now we are here.

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Oh, that's my dicinal weed

Soda l'orange

World War 1 was the first war ever

I thought happy gilmore 2 was about to end but we are only 40% through it

I want a Gilmore Girls-based Soulslike where Paris has to correct the tyranny the Lorelais enacted upon the world. Michel is final boss

Putting the rotisserie chicken carcass on top of the egg crate in the fridge like some mad, macabre simulacra of The Modern Chicken

I, as the owner of my bank account, claim that everyone has to put THEIR money in MY bank account. Hmmmm it appears making claims doesn't actually mean those claims are real.....troubling

Elon is like if sauron and ayn rand had a baby but let eric cartman raise it

Spent a dumb day at work but did have a good convo with an indy wrestler i met in the woods

When I fart while watching something I try to pass it off as "a 4-D experience" designed for whatever crap we are watching.

how about instead of a government shutdown they do a government shut up. I'm sick of hearing the stuff these freaks say!