See, I knew khakis were tools of evil.

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10 (IG: real_marinertheseapuppy)

If Beyoncé is actually releasing a song that got “leaked” that means she running interference because her husband bout to do something stupid in public.

Because her man hates her.

Both of their wigs get on my damn nerves.

And didn’t put it on Tidal 🙄

We already have a professional display. Nobody needs the amateur show.

I think my cat locked himself in the bathroom again because he keeps opening and shutting doors for no reason. He about to learn today.

Went to the ballet last night

P.S. Jonathan Joss was murdered while protecting his transmasc husband, Tristan, one year ago last month.

Happy Put It In Reverse Terry Day to all who celebrate

Exactly!!! That shows me you don't like your products

If your product was worth its salt, you wouldn’t need a celebrity endorsement! You already have the brand name and brand loyalty spanning decades so why you gotta peddle gadgets when you make GLASSES baby don’t piss me off!

Everybody wants to be earth shatteringly famous and WORSHIPPED just for being earth shatteringly regular and it’s scaring the hoes!

This is a great distillation of USian culture:

The funny thing about the Meta Glasses is that people are so desperate to have them as a status symbol that when you watch the footage they record, it usually reveals that they be boring as hell. Like why would I want to watch you drain our natural resources for you to be regular?! Baby ENOUGH.

15 downnnnnnn. This is prime “I just be doing shit, man” era now.

posting the evergreen post

This lightninggg

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we have 5 mins we can still do it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 cabo verde 🕯 win 🕯 prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

I do NOT want Argentina to win, fuck Messi.

We need a God of War style game for Xena Warrior Princess.

Isn’t this the same tech that Dubai was using to cloudseed Iran to start that drought they had?

If Cabo Verde wins against Argentina babes I’m about to be back outsideeeeeeee

Isn’t he Jewish? Hold on……

Okay that wind outside is fucking NUTS

So many businesses lost money because of how they locked everything down near MSG and people couldn’t even walk through the MSG portion of Penn Station. In a heat wave. Fuck her.

Baby these storm clouds rolling in do not look nice at allllll and they’re talking about it raining for a week straight so you knowwwwwwww everything is about to flood

Caresha’s song ain’t the problem.. It’s that she’s a ignorant homophobe who defended a abuser because he was nice to her👀

Going through peoples medicine cabinets is some real pathological shit idc idc idc. Why you want to be in somebody else’s business that badly?!

X-Factor is a metaphor for the overseer class and the Democratic Party in X-Men 97 btw if that wasn’t obvious.

I love men with long hair.

Singing, tapping AND playing the trumpet at the same time in a jazz bar is the most New Orleans thing and I’m thoroughly impressed.

People being funny but this is what a real performer looks like.

Everybody under 50:

The X-Men theme song still gets me hype every time just like it did back when I was 7.

This is community

Grilling with a stainless steel cutting board as a flattop is BRILLIANT. #BlackPeopleInTech

New Tomi Adeyemiiiiii

Musty. There is a whole contingent that’s into that.

Okay I don’t need yall adding no more features until I can go a full day without an upstream failure.

The Great American State Fair has closed until 5 pm due to extreme heat.

Not gonna lie, the fact that AI data centers are being cooled while Americans die in the street from heat stoke is really pissing me off.

Lemme call 3-1-1 and ask them how I can let Taylor and Travis know how much I hate them. . .

Black folk discovered a whites only Facebook page and then this happened/is happening

I literally do not know how like 6 of the things I did last night even happened. I accidentally walked through a literal crime scene. Like complete with caution tape and the swarm of cops at all that and an hour later I was shaking ass in the club.

“Wanna get a quick drink?” Turned into me getting home at 6am. I LOVE SUMMERRRRRRRR

Become ungovernable!