Me: Why use AI when you can just google? Google: Shut your whore mouth! We’re just AI now!

It’s too hot for anything else.

But but but I was told the people of Bolivia were desperate to be free of socialism! I was told they would welcome free markets and neo-liberal policies!

Losing your 300k a year job because you come into work fucked up after your boss found out you beat your ex-wife is just…….whew what a loser.

This is also why alot of kids sports are so expensive.

They actually might be foundational to us as a society, gender neutral.

Okay, so then it doesn't apply to you. And of course you don't have to accept what people call you. But telling people not to use it is just tone policing the oppressed. "Breeder" is in the exact identical category as "cracker" or "gringo". Term used by the oppressed to refer to their oppressors.

Hot take: bring back jiggle physics but make it equal opportunity

Disabled folks are some of the most courageous people. We have to do most everything while afraid.

They don’t deserve it lmao.

Heteros.

No. Yall take up a lot of space arguing about nothing. I try to mute but yall arguments are so damn pervasive. On everything.

The breeders are arguing…….again.

i see what kinda day it's shaping up to be on here

“Today Malcolm leans to the Orient: ’Chinese will be the future leading political tongue of the world, and Arabic the spiritual.’” 1964

It really is cheaper to leave the country than to pay summer childcare fees. That’s why all the families just go to Europe for August………..yeah that sucks but I’m not lowering my rate babes.

I hope them people get their money but I want that strike to keep going because my boss won’t be able to make it to work if it’s not running.

When it’s really hot? Like once a week. And random trips when I’m feeling moody and it’s cold outside.

Personal experience.

Everybody that would’ve taken the dinner with Jay-Z would’ve been on that island in a heartbeat. I will not elaborate further.

All of my budget is about to go to buying linen because this summer is gonna be stuuuuuuuupid hot.

conversational fluency in any/every language I encounter.

Golden Girls Remake - but its with a Haitian, Nigerian, Jamaican, and Black American grandmothers.

He’s serious

Wanna roll up so I can go back to sleep but I also don’t feel like going downstairs to smoke nor do I feel like rolling up

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

When Black american neighborhoods allow any other ethnic group to integrate in, rapid Black displacement follows. Every other group is simply too antiblack to work to preserve our historic spaces and legacies. This is happening across the US, from Oakland to Harlem and Bed-Stuy.

Nap was AMAZING☺️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Baby who do I talk to about getting my mom banned from Instagrammmmmmmmmm SAVE ME

You know what I love and find so refreshing? People who are unapologetically themselves. Who talk the way they wanna talk. Who engage in the hobbies they love. Who ignore outside noise. Who are immovable regarding their authenticity. I really appreciate folks like that ❤️

Hi. 😊 Black American here. Norway is an almost entirely white country. The United States is racist as fuck. That's why we don't have a social democracy or, like, healthcare. Follow for more glimpses into a racist society where white people* would rather die than see a Black person succeed.

Crispy chicken fresh lettuce three cheeses ranch dressing

"Password can not be a previous password"

iloveMakonnen gets the last laugh.

No but seriously! Handing them out like candy! Community!

Spending too much time in any bar is depressing but they swear they got to close that bitch down. I be like shit you finna help mop and put up chairs too?

Also, I notice, at queer parties baby they be sharing like shit while also being generous. We will come to function with bottles and then buy more bottles while there and then will SHARE everything. Breeders be trying to take their bottles home or be in the section with two bottles to 12 niggas.

I realize the main difference between partying with breeders and partying with queers (other than actually having fun) is that with queer people, substances are only a PART of the night, with the breeders, they’re the whole feature.

Imma start calling straight-passing gay men tomatoes… Technically, they’re still a fruit

Equating leftist politics with whiteness is like equating feminism with whiteness. And a lot of yall are too smart to be talking about the broad reach of racism with such reductive language.

“Do you remembuh g-“

In Jamaica, Queens!

Then they had my aunt and went and got a 4 bedroom house with a finished attic for like 10 more. They both had their own cars too. Man.

My grandmother and her ex husband had a four bedroom, top floor, corner unit off Willoughby and Throop off of her office worker salary and he was a handyman. I think about that a lot.

My brother in anarchism!

Hey shawwwwwttttyyyyyy cmere gimme them goodies!

Baby this was my SONGGGGGG

Boomers didn't deserve the 70s