Very Atlanta. Much Decatur. Word to Flat Shoals Road.

I also don’t think people who were affected by Obama-era deportations would particularly care for everyone advocating to the return of that norm. That norm was as violent for them as it is for everyone else currently. That’s the problem.

This is move that got Chris Brown KILLED in Stomp The Yard

Does hoochie wear have an age limit because of like body composition changing as we get older or because it is genuinely tacky/out of vogue? I’m asking this genuinely.

Wait, hoochie wear as an age limit? The breeders are so strict!

Left: Clinton Right: Obama

This, basically:

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

"Beneath every cynic, there's a frustrated romantic" - Peter, Fringe. I agree lol

James Van Der Beek was wealthy and people raised millions to give his family after he died only to now feel “taken advantage of” because they released the 4.5 million dollar price tag of the ranch he had just bought a month prior to his death. That’s yalls fault for giving rich ppl money. 🙁

PUBLICLY. QUICKLY.

The Targaryens are the UK The Lannisters are America. I’m not deep enough in the lore to figure out the rest.

The seven kingdoms in Game of Thrones is a loose metaphor for the nato big seven, right?

I am of the school of thought that Stevie Wonder is 1000% blind because is an ancient warlock that sees using magic and his magic sight is how he is so good at writing songs. Because they’re all spells.

Being a Libra.

My 4yo been dressed in a full outfit with stockings and shoes since 9am. Me: where are you going? Her: just in case someone wants to take me to dinner.

I knew that lil chile was a damn Targaryen. I called that episode one.

I need to get better at everything

At a family function and they’re watching an hour-long “porch pirate” compilation video. All of the videos are AI.

Don’t come into my life and then try to shape yourself into who I think I want you to be, please . That shit feels super weird .

lord of the flies (2026)

"You fucked with SQUIRRELS Morty!!!"

The account listing after Fredrick Douglass gotta be a bot.

I need people to understand humans are not the only life forms out there in the gigantic universe. We just don’t have the capabilities to have faster the light travel.

I saw Black people on this app crying and whining over HRC not winning just last week. People refuse to connect the dots. It’s so tired. 😂

In fact, a brief survey of World History says the opposite 😔

Democrats having a deportation off in 2026

Ai. All of the books are gibberish.

I feel most like myself when my hair is in a fro.

I be getting these tiny ass braids and designs and will still have the nerve to be mad when they take 4 business years to take out.

Europe produced its Western Civilization by stealing from the rest of the world. That's introductory.

I hate that they got to him too

When he gets mad at me for not flip-flopping because I ate before the sesh:

Drop an Album that was important to you when you were 19

-I feel cheated that Baker’s went out of business before I started wearing heels. -The Purple Store because used to have the best bundles -Chipotle back when burritos used to be 8 bucks TOPS and didn’t give you listeria.

I’m gonna go get my weekly breakfast sandwich while my hair is deep condition because productivity has become terminally implanted I fear.

Sidenote: Marina Diamondis is a god tier name.

We dont talk enough about how this was a foundational pop album

AI just full making up plausible percentages for a company has me CHORTLINGGGGG. You down to the meeting projecting your quarterly goals and AI just in the background waving its arms like that court interpreter who lied that she knew sign language

“AI was just inventing plausible sounding percentages” I’m sorry but that is HILARIOUS.

A jewelry sample sale? Oh wowwwwww

pls stop calling yt ppl who are settlers in any country on the African continent anything that includes the word 'African', no matter how many generations ago their violent genocidal settler ancestors have been there. call them dutch settlers, german settlers, etc.

Why would AI be there? Why would AI be there?? No really, why would AI be there???

This cat has been wearing me thin all morning Jesus.

This is worse than useless, to the point that if I were more conspiratorial I’d say it’s direct collaboration to protect Epstein’s associates.

But Animal Collective never really left my collection. I’m just gonna listen to them more.

See also: Animal Collective

White people really bought back measles. Like legit. In 2026. I can’t believe I share a timeline with so many stupid people.