S h e e e e e e e e e - i t !

A few weeks ago, they sent a robot to the Mavs and Kyrie accidentally killed it by pushing it over and this so funny www.instagram.com/reel/DSYWNRj...

That lil kick turns me up every time!

I would be a different kind of gay altogether if I had feet small enough for the popular heels.

No you don’t understand, I’ve watched this multiple times a day for the last week. I’m OBSESSED.

$$$. Cash. C.R.E.A.M. Benjis. Dinero.

Cause a need is unmet and if they communicated it healthily they wouldn’t be a princess/brat

You can’t beat Black people.

They mean white. A lot of the left thought this was gonna be their time to show they didn’t need “identitarianism” and it’s not worked

“many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers” is deep wisdom and you don’t need to reproduce to embrace it!

President Trump says he’s removing national guard in the aftermath of Supreme Court ruling.

Prob earlier than this, but I'd say no child left behind. When they started pushing kids thru school who wouldn't have passed, it devalues the degree. And once Black women became the highest percentage of college-educated, they definitely wanted to devalue higher education.

Baby just hated everything about the life they picked for themselves to. The point that they wanted to test death to get away from it. And now they’re all in the dating pool!

Baby when they have that class action lawsuit about all the GLP-1s shutting down people’s livers in like 8 years it’s gonna be wild times in the kingdom.

Everything about these past 5 years have just been a vindicating blur for me. Like it showed me that I know what the fuck I’m talking about and what the fuck I’m made of but I’ve been sitting here feeling half crazy because people keep acting like nothing happened.

I still find it hilarious that people were willing to brave literal death rather than sit at home with themselves. Also it’s wild how so many people were were coming up with all this fake info regarding the vaccines but were signing up for so much Ozempic that diabetic people were out of meds.

I AINT HAD SEX IN A LONG TIME!!! music.apple.com/us/album/i-a...

Everybody Getcha sum… music.apple.com/us/album/get...

You better share your location before I snitch!

Please don’t fuck me low!

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GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT GOT

GIMME MY GOTS

I cant stand a muthafuckin deadbeat dad, bruh. You can never trust a muthafukka that will diss their own child.

Aside: this is the thing that makes punchy. "Get better at viral politics?" Oh. . . you mean like "abolish the police"???? The saying that everyone knows because they immediately wasted time undermining it???

Obama was/is confirmation that there is no shape Black folks can take that will appease white people. Obama is the personification of everything white people say Black folks should be and *they hate his guts.*

Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater has announced the great Carmen de Lavallade has died at age 94. A dancer extraordinaire, of course, and could act too. Here she is with Harry Belafonte in the often overlooked 1959 noir, Odds Against Tomorrow. It's a small role, and she totally steals the scene.

(Because they are losers)

The two things amongst a lot of “American“ staples are cars and guns. Both industries manufactured their need here. Gun manufacturers needed to sell surplus because demand didn’t align with supply after the “Civil” war. They sold guns under the guise of “Americana“. Making a “want” a “need”.

My daughter snuck in my room to sleep and plugged up her galaxy projector to shine on the ceiling. I woke up to all that red light and got terrified. I thought burnt sandals finally got me.

2026 is about calling in the old gods and destroying the patriarchy

This is kink

Got really close to my dealers family this year so I’m going with his wife to her sisters house so we can all get SHITFACED.

Reposting to hopefully get more eyes on this. Please spread the word, so artists can check if their shop got lifted & listed. I’ve seen comments elsewhere say that this is a Shopify issue, and there’s supposedly a way to opt out via email. Not sure if it works, but worth trying.

Granted I have only recently began to afford hotels by myself but still.

Like idk I get the email and any miscellaneous charge the put on after the booking fee is just gonna get disputed anyways sooooooo

Well color me juvenile because uh…..

I feel like a lotttttttt of people are gonna be deleting their instagrams in the coming year. Everybody over it.

I need to take this lil boy to the groomer but I don’t feel like getting out of bed so that’s just gonna have to wait.

If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.

But innovative!

A lot of talk of bootyholes but I’m not seeing bootyholes! This is why the country is in collapse now!

I think I want a forever anklet.

The ADHD rates are too high for these shows to be going this long between seasons

Might buy the fake arches and just be done with it.

Every now and again I have to make sure I can still do palms to the floor and a split just to make sure I still got it.

The real hoes can frolic, the ones in training still need to sit in the house #RealFuckersOnly

Also, how do yall deal with turbulence while drunk?! Baby I would be spewing chunks all up and down the aisle.

Airports, flying and turbulence all make me nervous so I be in that bitch zooted from toe to tip, you hear me?! I get there early AF because if it wasn’t for those updates coming directly to my phone, I would be too high to damn read. I barely know I’m alive by the time I get off the AirTran.