Between Friday night and right now I have done three burlesque shows I have driven about 1,000 mi And I have had 10 hours of sleep

I don't love this dress on her, but I've been trying to figure out what the issue is. And I believe it is the gloves

You've done the work of purchasing the hips.. get the outfit tailored to fit them

Yeah. It doesn't fit her body well. I can tell by the puckering of that detail right around her hips.

#nailwars ☺️

.... He had one job. And was to bankhead bounce in the right direction

"you back in the joking business?" - Nettie, to me because I made my Daddy laugh Me: "I'm naturally funny"

Last show until August.

That's what he get for touring with that abusive muthafucka Whack him again

Are you doing the chocolate box show?!

I look so good.

Mmm Me and these lashes may not get along yet. But this eyeliner? Yeth

I want Black people with a lil extra money to stop opening restaurants and bars if you don’t know what you doing. It’s crazy how many businesses here fail because of poor practices.

Save your physical media. Thrift stores carry a lot of CDs, DVDs, VHS tapes, etc, in case you were wondering where to buy some stuff.

This is legit upsetting because I really do enjoy the things coming out of a24 but nobody is above the program.

Absolutely not

Hydrating. Next. I'll take out the trash.

Listen, I'm not pretending to like nobody. I will keep it very cordial and polite but since everybody who's partners with my friends is a plus one in my mind anyway? If it don't matter

Despite how little attention I have paid at work today, I have actually accomplished things

....are....do cages not exist?

I haven't fought a nigga in a very long time but that would be the day to put me back on that path because what the FUCK And if I lose, then I just lose that day but you're not going to touch me without me getting a hit in that's not going to happen

At a minimum, a " WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM" Was that video real? I do not understand

As somebody whose head is always on spin, that man would have caught a knee to his chin

The fact that it was believable that he might be is an issue as well though, because if he was in direct partnership with Target it wouldn't be off his usual MO. *looks at the NFL*

I fucking knew it. Jay Z is not in a partnership with fucking Target.

Spectacular ankles so skinny

Might have to drop this festival. $500 on top of what I have already spent is...

I have a late night gig tonight, and this weekend starts a very busy one Let me double check that I have everything for tonight

Is this AI?

And he got money

I miss the days of this being on Instagram live or something. Does pretty Ricky have enough hits to go song for song?

Yep

Lol

I can't go to sleep until I finish this cup of water

And is also quite nice on the eyes. .but that's neither here nor there.

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

Have you seen maternal instinct on Netflix?

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

Like, yes please put those intentions on front Street, do it for me in an obvious way so I can cut your ass loose And y'all hear that right? This is actually pertinent to the conversation that was happening earlier. You see he said romance This is how he's asking for romance.

Um. Wow?!

On the one hand that guy is an asshole and on the other hand this voice message is exactly why having these men in your house on date number two is dangerous. I'm glad he made it plain so you can go ahead and cancel that date

Let me take a mosey on down to CVS since all of my nail glue is dry as a bone

It's very interesting because the way I treat myself and the way I treat my friends and the way my friends treat me..... very indicative of the type of care and romance I would like to receive. It is plain to people who observe. It is pretty simple to people who are curious.

Remembering George Michael on his birthday (June 25, 1963 – December 25, 2016) 💙🕊 🗣️I hope you understand… sometimes the clothes do not make the man… FREEDOM....

Lord. Why? A WASP?! I WOULD LIKE AN ADULT.

I'm sorry? A giraffe is missing? It's a giraffe??? Is it in the forest?

I feel like people think this is a defense of sorts, but saying we live in a prison propped up by the people is... not inaccurate. Criminals, smart ones, absolutely SHOULD distance themselves from stupid ones, and stupid ones should be way more aware of their surroundings. 😭😭😭😭