(You never tell men to date down. Keep those thoughts inside. Thanks.)

Let’s get the lil homey set for his hearing aid. I know it’s tough out there but a little goes a long way

1) There were definitely signs in my youth. 2) I kissed a girl, and I liked it. And I realized that looking at beautiful women and wondering how they tasted was not something that straight women did. 3) We're mutuals, I should ask her

I knew it was going down the drain when my girl left.

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Omg please.

Yeah, It's a good time

Brett Goldstein is sexy with or without that beard.

Cars. And general automobile care. Also K-pop. Wig installing and maintenance. Sports at any level outside of drama, outfits, and hot people. Technology

I've never been to Vegas.

Everyone i know said "Oh word? Say less."

It's some bullshit, bc I'm the youngest. But he ain't gotta be responsible.

Spent an HOUR on a call with my boss because she wanted to spot check- MAAM. WHAT DO YOU NEED. I AM NOT NEW TO THIS. THIS IS MY RESEARCH.

They are basically deepthroating that man at this point and I'm tired

That's it.

Mm

Has it REALLY been 3 years since this man got caught cheating on his wife?!

He do love him a dark-skinned Black female co-star or love interest.

*SCREAM*

I hate the idea of someone tracking my location all the time. I don't care if they're never actually doing it. The fact that people are able to freaks me out. The only time I let it happen minimally is when I am traveling alone.

That sounds so fun....homegirl fashion shows and such.

The hijabis be DRESSING

These are CUTE OMG

Drake really leaning into Oktoberfest, yah?

White supremacist Jesus

I learned how to make jewelry, roller skate backwards, braid my own hair, cut my own hair, And started a garden.

TIME FOR A CINNAMON BROOM

My coworkers insist on trying to be friends and I need them to understand that I don't want to be their friends

I have made tea,.... And apparently I'm out of honey? This is upsetting

From this weekend. The butt looks great and the tights match perfectly.

I went to the store to try paron after I got a really good bonus at work, looked at the shoe and felt intimidated so I'm not really sure yet 😔

Alien Superstar whenever someone says unique Me: YOU-NEEK

I didn't intend to invite that type of story so I'm just going to adjust

As a Falcons fan ....I weep. As a Charlotte resident, I rejoice.

Greens on Black people >>

I have had the most annoying knot in my hip for two weeks. Apparently what I needed to pop it....was an earth-shattering orgasm with my legs in a specific position....bc it was gone by the time I finally went to sleep.

My hips are tight af

The only thing I was nervous about on my wedding day was falling as I walked down the aisle. That dress was an a-line and it was still a lot to handle as far as walking in LOL. I can't imagine what it would have been like in a ball gown

How else will their rippling pectorals and sculpted biceps be seen by the most people?

Where are my panties >>>

I just wanna lay up and play in her hair.

Does it help that it was a cover?

I'm going to walk this morning, I think. Dawn is in about 30, so I'll get up in 15.

I thought this said something else and so now I am just going to go to bed

🙄

Tonight seems like a good night to practice some of the things I learned in that Sex Down South workshop. Hmm.

I start my new job in two weeks on October 6. It’s a year-long contract (fully remote) for $180k, which works for me b/c it gets me exactly what I need & allows me to accomplish a helluva lot. Also, a reminder: if you’re a Black software engineer, DM me b/c they’re still recruiting to fill spots.

Baby, if the rapture is targeted towards that group, please take them away.