if you are reading this from Earth I guess you didn't get raptured, which means you've been abandoned by your God Good news tho! There are loads of others to choose from, none of whom have already abandoned you to the world of suffering

look at all this money that has been made, and not a consumer to be found anywhere, it's perfect,,,

I'm sorry I have galarian slowking in the teambuilder, it's because my mom went crazy with that tylenol

"graveyard of empires" is it? right, good, obviously a little work left to do

so is the register for the protest thing because the lanyards want attendance based bonuses or so they can apply for permits??? or secret third thing?? no shot there's a good reason so these are my stupid reason guesses

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment

Yeah well we have this little thing called freedom of the press. Yeah it’s pretty neat. 3 guys control the media and social media and they have more wealth than half the planet. If you ask about gun control they put you in a dog cage

Also this dude made a career of saying deliberately inflammatory shit to try to incite people so he could gotcha them, there is no shortage of people with motive

the real perish trap is wolfey videos making people think perish trap is good when it's not run by Wolfe Glick

this weekend proved that my heartrate gets way higher playing Pokemon than working to keep actively dying patients alive and I'm really not sure what this says about me except maybe I should see a sports psychologist about Pokemon lmao

8 minutes of deep sleep and 37 minutes of REM is good right??

evergreen

when US healthcare collapses completely between the pressure of private profit demand and insane government policy, do you reckon we'll be able to get MSF aid or something so we can keep taking care of people? or should I start learning how to cook up antibiotics at home now?

feels like half this hospital's got covid so it's a good thing we ain't vaccinating against that anymore or else uh, uhm, hmm

okay I get that the census is down but I still have to dry my hands

fomo can affect anyone

While I'm not thrilled about what's going down at CDC, I'm having a hard time being sad for the agency that betrayed everyone in defense of capital during covid by continuously revising quarantine standards to make sure people were still working.

economic carcinization as it turns out eventually every state must embrace Deng Xiaoping thought to stay competitive as a kind of convergent evolution lol

as the US is apparently starting to buy ownership stakes in corporations and approaches dengism from the other direction I guess these might be relevant for people

you've heard of raw milk Rrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Now this is to go a level even further beyond!!!

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

They said what do you do when your Basculegion gets wood hammered and I said I go to the pokecenter and get another Basc so they said it sounds like I'm just feeding Bascs to Rillaboom and Nurse Joy started crying

roman warfare guys are so boring, where the pike and shot era lads at?

gonna take a side in the homestuck drama just to feel something again

hoping to get enough microplastics in that when I die they can recycle me

Millennial retirement planning

personally I'm just glad to see my perfect boy Murkrow getting appreciation and love from Pokemon More Murkrow hype let's go

the sort of academically neat thing about Trump is he's like the highest final result of capitalism like nature's drive to produce a crab, all capitalist projects will produce people that approach being a Trump

Goddamn this is one way to respond to dumb ass rent control arguments Gearing up for a real Drake/Lamar situation for a campaign lmao

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

It's real annoying how hard it is to say anything online without having to hedge against people who will come in to state obvious shit

took my family to DC and none of the people we mugged had cash on them

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

they got potholes like tank traps in the district that will just swallow a Camry whole but sure let's put the FBI on patrol to cut down on shoplifting or whatever

glalie? you mean froslad?

okay as a guy who drives through the district a couple of times a shift I'm gonna say I'm all for making the capital great again or whatever but start with funding public works and fixing the roads and shit not putting dea dudes on the mall lmao

I guess a nice thing about the 24 hour workday is it's ez to tell how much of my life is work. I work 24 on, 72 off now, so 1/4 of my life is work. Ez math.

I hope someday this skibidi rizzler realizes his parents loved him enough to give him a cringe birthday

If you think we don't need to look at how Gladio is used as an abusive dynamic that denies the right to be forgotten and causes long lasting discrimination, you are the proverbial gnostic idiot 🎉

my favorite so far has been zorak from space ghost coast to coast

today's intrusive thought: the voices of various cartoon characters saying "blingo blango! here comes the mango!"

Me watching all my friends build J while I'm preparing to watch Sneasler put my whole team to sleep in 60fps

Oh yay, Reg H again on switch 2, can't wait for Sneasler sleeps at 60fps

feel bad for cavemen with poor vision, without glasses it must have been hard to read their phones

has anyone out there in the drakenier world translated [u]ndecided option yet? I'd go to Accord's Library for this, but...

I don't want to get any diseases I know the name of

the most infuriating thing is that people keep trying to use these things to evaluate truths hey idiot it's a statistical language model and it can only interact with the world through the limited dataset it's provided!! it has no sense organs!! it can't interact with the actual world!!