cars aren’t people, and i stand by that

i admire your commitment to the bit but my commitment to the whole thing is a lot more impressive.

web browsing today is roughly on par with the early 2000s with how many pop-ups you have to close before you can do anything

new obsession. the vocals on this tune suck so hard and i can't get enough of them.

love people who are into ecology and rewilding woodlands with native flora. they’ll see an invasive tree and just flip their shit. they’re real haters with just causes. i salute them.

it’s always ”gotta go fast” with you dude, why don’t you try and ”gotta go ask what she is into” first?

the porsche 911 carrera turbo 2.1 is probably the meanest looking porsche ever made.

me when i'm hemp

question to the "any press is good press" people: how do i progress past the "everyone knows me and thinks i'm a stupid lolcow" stage??

it would be pretty fucking cool to be solid snake.

telling a 70s bond writer “hey, you can’t do that. it’ll ruin the continuity of the overarching Bond Canon” he looks at me with pity in his eyes, seeing me as a simple minded dunce who cannot grasp even the basic premise of “making a movie where hot spy fucks good and stops bad guys”

is coke zero a prequel or a soft reboot?

peak

i don't care about automotive innovations, bring back writing TURBO in bold letters across the body

I have had this in my soundcloud profile since it was released on.soundcloud.com/HJr6wJK3LzBL...

song with buildup so long you die before it drops

need to drop this in a set so bad

i'm really stressed about a delivery but thankfully google drive has decided to do a handstand and shit all over itself so now i can't even manually solve my issues. thank you larry page please go ki

my pronouns are 12.99, or 19.99 for two.

how do i buy stocks in plumbing? i want to invest in the general concept of electricians. i want to fund a garbage collection operation.

i watched the eric adams interview with ziwe once and now all my ads look like this

gandhi after talking to a moderate centrist for 3 minutes: alright wheel in the fucking tanks it's over

gearing up for christmas right after halloween is november erasure and should be illegal

why pay 20 bucks a month for chatgpt when i can lie to you for free

yo who up fucking they books?

we can not achieve any of our political goals by fighting against the needs of our adversaries, but rather the path forward is collaboration founded in our shared interests. this is why i propose we put vitamins in the chemtrails.

they made a new barrel you have to wear when you’re destitute and it’s really skimpy and sexy and that’s just soo degrading tbh

Good lord, some of this stuff... A complete Roland System-100, chanced €13,050, no takers.

women only want one thing and it's disgusting (hot wife in v10 lexus lfa)

anyone got into the beta of weed 2?

coffee with booze in it kind of morning

love a meeting that concludes with ”no one is going to die”

I wish all the best to Americans but I am fucking bone tired of America.

we killing them for freedom cause they tortured us for boredom/ and even if some good ones die, fuck it, the lord will sort em

i have never been to war but i think putting on your headphones backwards is the worst thing you can experience.

inventing a new type of extreme hot dog meal called the CURRYBURST

first date question: if you could do any full access factory tour, where would you go?

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

damn, this blows, and by this haha, well let's justr *plays giant steps by john coltrane*

okay so just an idea, if you're an e-retailer selling japanese workwear inspired streetwear maybe don't have your models hold a katana

Zohran says you’re trans now

lets goooooooooooooooo

for once americans manage to keep it together and do something that isn’t deeply embarrassing. maybe better things are possible, and maybe a brighter future still lies ahead.

Minolta Autocord + Harman Phoenix II (120)

yeah, my professional email adress is [email protected] and if you have a problem with that i'll have hr type up an action plan so long that you won't even have a single minute left over to work on your okr's this quarter

a lil test render before my gpu crashed lol

"man door hand hook car door"

my dream job is selling teeth from a ice cream stall shaped like a whale fetus