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i yearn for a strange looking blob type device with 13 gigabytes of internal storage. 2003 was cooking.

The only body positivity I care about is your body positively crushing mine ok!

loaded fries? what? like a gun? that's sick, you are sick.

if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible

ferrero rocher is the name of the scientist, the candy is called ferrero rocher's balls

right here. fucking honda drivers. fucking absolute buffoons. nice subaru, fucking idiots.

i have a bad habit of leaving half a drinks worth of booze left in bottles, and now that we're moving it's become a big issue. what can i even do with 3cl of: tequila, jägermeister, riga black balsam, and triple sec? two bad jäger bombs and a sad margarita?

Starting a new app called BluesGuy and we're gonna call em "Scats"

no gods, no podcasters

do you ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you quasi-religious and even more anti-capitalist

cheat codes? more like shit codes. cause you're only cheating yourself. besides.. why would you even want your head to be bigger? i think your head is beautiful as it is.

guys... "dommy mommy" is short for domination momination. i wouldn't go joking around about that if i were you.

i would hate to be in a photo where everyones face is redacted but mine.

IT'S NOT FAIR

they made laserdisks and you fuckers slept on them. laser. disks! damn you all to hell!

i’m so frigging pissed right now i just found out about wars

if i got the opportunity i would sell out so hard. whats even the other option? sell in? how does that work. what does that mean? what do you mean by that

biblically accurate sonic 2 any% speedrun

good porn is like jazz

brb. fighting angels. winning.

his full name is jonathan bonathan jonathanvi

i kind of get demons on that one

if you try to summon me through a portal i would get so angry

i think i could beat donkey kong in a fight

yoo who else up pissing in the pool from low earth orbit??

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

drum & bassoon

it is december 26, 17:12, someone just started launching fireworks like it's later next week

i know a guy who works in the industry and he told me the tagline for drum and bass 2 is "oboe blast", not feeling very hyped any more

why did we ever stop getting real freaky with fonts?

guys be like "i'm a huge gun nut" and then not even know how to breech load a blunderbuss

2pacistan

what did mariah carey mean by "i don't care about the prisoners underneath the christmas tree?"

all i want for christmas is ramen that breaks the spirit of danish people

2 drum 2 bass

inventing drum and bass 2: drummer and basser

billion dollar idea: a playstation 5 that doesn't look like ass

when you are a fish every food is soup

Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there Me:

being a basic bitch sounds kinda fire, being a complicated they is a lot of work

i... love soup

two things i really appreciate about analogue workflows with high skill/knowledge requirements is how they 1. make you do quality assurance at every step of the process 2. force you to evaluate if your idea is worth the time investment of seeing it through

The H in HRT stands for “Heart of Lorkhan”, Micky.

instead of their "first hundred days" politicians should talk about their "first hundred pounds" where they spend the beginning of their term bulking up for maximum power

yeah i study theory

porsche stay winning

Linus Torvalds is the reason my parents divorced... 😔