i think it's only fair to block those who post the spit take gif on sight

this is an ltj bukem appreciation account

Happy Autumn

damn i put mgs in my sir fry instead of msg and now my shrimp have nanomachines

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

get in loser we’re getting turnt on route 35

pokemon gold - national park (turbo falcon edit)

did it hurt? when you fell. we all saw

snorting lines of ket (ketchup)

get in loser we’re getting turnt on route 35

brb i got something really stupid rendering...

johto national park (しぜんこうえん ) - hard house remix

i should remix pokemon gold tunes

pokemon crystal meth

i think this is the best summary of my approach to life in general

man, it's bullshit how ants are better at structuring a society than us.

they said it was impossible, they said it couldn't be done, they were right and i should have listened.

the ideal life in this social order is to build an app where you can post slurs at strangers, get unfathomably rich, move into a gated community, and then spend the rest of your days terrified of literally everything that lives outside of your compound.

"DO BETTER!" - Silly Police: Special Wowzers Unit

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

fascists going media analysis is always fascinating. it's so reveling about how they operate. just saw a lady make a video essay about why villains in a postmodern world are all bad. she was railing off against morally grey antagonists and making bad guys worthy of sympathy....

i bought 10 sticks of palo santo off ali express and then i got an email suggesting i pair my purchase with a Honda branded puffer jacket. help i'm being read to filth by an e-commerce website.

one must imagine sisyphus horny

hello magpie on my balcony railing, i love you.

wtf the L in lbgtq stands for ”lesbian”??

labubus are kind of like funko pops for people who are into funko pops

it's been a long time since we heard about the boer in the news, which means that he's probably gearing up to do something really annoying and stupid.

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

desperation meals can be turned into something beautiful and comforting, but desperation drinks are always kind of weird and sad. i just had a rum and tonic, and... i can't explain what's going on in my mouth right now but it's not good.

I'm sorry but as a fortifications Enjoyer everyone needs a Welsh sea fort

the bank approved me for a small mortgage, and i made the terrible mistake of looking up which homes i can afford to buy if i moved to the countryside.

jimmy kimmel: y'hear kirk's wife told his kids that he was "going on a business trip with jesus" which might seem like a weird thing to say to kids who watched him die, but, no, it's actually a beautiful story. see, that's what charlie told them right before he shot the family dog [pause for laughs]

you would not believe how many times i've put this video on. it is foundational to my mental health. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-0B...

hngg... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGk...

every single thing i learn about eyes makes me increasingly uncomfortable about having a pair.

it has over 3100 rows now. it also has 39 pages and each page has about as many populated rows and columns. our company is big enough to have direct ties with google, and our representative called us asking us to stop using the sheet because it's starting to become an issue for them. for google.

you can use an online spreadsheet as a group chat

i think it would be fun to have a upper middle management position at a huge company. not many other jobs where you're in a position to send people you have office beef with to the other side of the planet "on a business trip".

its a good thing you only get 12 shots on a roll of medium format. harman red is one of those films you want to shoot in one go, every moment you have this loaded in your camera when you just want to take a normal photo feels awful.

hhey boss, quick question did you say "moderated debate" or "murderated debate" cause haha i might have royally bunged this one up

silent letters are a waste of ink, if capitalism is so innovative why hasn't it done anything about france?

interesting development, i look pretty damn good in a bandana. potentially entering a new headwear era.

micromouse is motorsports micromouse exists in the same space as isle of man TT, the dakar rally, and formula d.

i had a dream that i was walking around one of the major train stations in the city and i found a hidden section that had been left abandoned and in ruin. i had just loaded my camera with a roll of harman phoenix, and i was devastated that it wasn't portra 400. i need help.

Looking for something and have uncovered the owner's manual for my old 2002 Suzuki Swift. I'm not a new car type of guy so do manufacturers still use adorable cartoon characters in new manuals?

a band in my circle of musicians is releasing an album in 8 weeks, and their mastering engineer just jumped on a plane to india to do some silent hiking retreat for a month, so now i've been tasked with making their vinyl master. i am more out of my depth than i have ever been in my whole life. lol

thought i'd lost this