I am supposed to be moving into a new apartment tomorrow and I still have no idea how that's going to happen. I don't even know your real identity, so why do you act like you had anything to do with this?

flora could use a helping hand if you're able. reskeets can help too.

my other car is a car that has a sticker that says this is my other car

God Sam Neill was such a baddie in the 70s/80s, it's fucked up god would take such a former baddie and leave a perma-uggo like Mitch McConnell

If you're hot at any point in your life, you should get to live longer

I am breaking my personal record for ounces of sweat per hour

cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

Hello honey it’s me Sandra bullock on here for you officially due to the hacked on my other account I had to text you on here so you’ll be careful out there…

I'm lesbian-passing bi.

Burkinabé are cool people

And another. This morning. Running for his life and hit by a truck.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine diarrhea 40 times a day— forever." George Orwell, 1984

Saw a post recently calling Amanda Palmer "Steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell."

the doctors lied to me, the internet lied to me, i thought hrt would make me beautiful but im just a woman, i will never look like bladee

my sabi is so flippin wabi

happy hagfish crashiversary to all who celebrate www.cnn.com/2017/07/14/u...

The worst people will run on a platform of “we’ll hang a bunch of people” and these fucking liberal lunatics will eat that shit up. They won’t have to have a platform for healthcare, or reducing inflation, or protecting the environment. Just revenge.

Once my pussy is fully healed I'm going to do so much damage to the anti-trans hate movement

how is this any different from the nazis?

I do not believe that the humidity is only 54%, that doesn't seem right

Trying to stop my hair from laying wrong and making me look bald is like "stop that! you don't go to that high school!"

I practically live at Rush now

Not going to miss another dilation break no ma'am

This dog is the head of the HOA.

First time dilating in three days and regretting the break

why are other trans women so offended by the word "valid"? i must have missed that brainworm

Taco Bell only gives you diarrhea if you have an impure soul

I’m fine after eating 10 cheesy gorditas crunch because my heart is lighter than a feather

when your dirtbag cousin gets laser tattoo removal

Trent Reznors quarry: Nine Inch Shales

The train power went out crossing under the Chicago river just now

most-informed vegetarian

may the arc of history continue to bend towards the right people dying

I just ate Taco Bell last week and I didn't get parasite diarrhea.

Wow, look at all those likes and reskeets, quotes from my friends, and all the reskeets and likes those got just in one night. And no one has donated anything other than the $35 space junk sent me. Please please donate.

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #133 @u@ (mon/tue/thurs/fri)

I laid on my side and Inessa curled up on my belly. She started bunting and making biscuits and I was almost speechless.

There's still time

We assert it every day #armyofsluts #slutarmy

can anyone help Flora cover moving expenses? it's really urgent! she was in the hospital for several days and was just able to go home today. her links are below

Football is going home

please help flora if you can 🖤❤️

at the intersection of lime and coconut