Every day is a new embarrassment

googoo dolls iris voice

Worked mad hard at the farm for two weeks, so now I’m taking two weeks off to hangout with my wife

Pairing the fancy cocktail with a homemade version of Ireland’s favorite Chinese takeaway dish- Spicebag

Dialed in my yuzu margarita recipe. When I finally get my fancy dehydrator/proofing chamber delivered, I’m going to dehydrate some umeboshi and then grind a bunch extremely fine and then do an umeboshi rim for the cocktail

ask your not online friend if the know who hasan is. or charlie kirk before his fatal stigmata. or eve barlow. and then ask yourself if not being online is better

I might delete this one, i might not

A fat dick and immaculate politics

Burn baby burn

Nearly flooded the neighbors yard, lads

muted a whole bunch of AI related words so let’s see if that makes this place less annoying

Some well distributed fent laced cocaine would have this place closed down inside three months

did Red Kahina post this?

They definitely based Anna Taylor Joy’s Alia look on Grimes in the new Dune trailer

tried a new sunscreen this morning- a zinc stick like a fucking Aussie cricket umpire. put too much on and looked like I was putting on a base for corpse paint. this lead me to singing iron maidens ‘number of the beast’ at my nice wife who was trying to get ready to go to work at 7am

cathedrals everywhere, things of that nature

Our cat has a big sheet of paper that she loves having catnip spread onto and then has a second big sheet of paper that she likes draped over her so she can have privacy while she gets high- Chelsea and I call this her drug den, or shooting gallery

I’m excited about dune 3… …dune 3 different positions with your mom, that is

I thought I needed to go outside and touch grass but it turns out all I actually needed was new screen protectors on my phone and kindle

Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em - MC Hammer Blue Lines - Massive Attack Substance 1977-1980 - Joy Division The Crow (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) - Various Artists Powerslave - Iron Maiden Fear of a Black Planet - Public Enemy Chaos A.D. - Sepultura Fat of the Land - Prodigy

Bouncing on it in more than three dimensions

Ribbon cutting ceremony with comically oversized pair of scissors

this shit might be the funniest thing to happen in the last 20 years

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Just took a muscle relaxant- I have to fold and hang up the laundry and wash the dishes from breakfast before it hits.

I really enjoyed the memes about becoming ‘more chinesem this year and I think more of you should become way ‘more offline’ this year.

goolius jizzer

its okay everyone, we have released one (1) robotic cop who moves extremely slowly to cover the whole of detroit. crime is vanquished

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read

Ape DJ

scot snyder fucking sucks, bro. starting an official ”i hate scot snyder” club

Ok I’ll bite what’s marathon

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

tired: red teaming wired: ranked competitive robot gaslighting

get weirder 🫵

Calling the burn piles at the farm ”the beacons of bongmor”

I worked at a recycling plant for 18 months and this is completely true. Most things we ”recycle” gets shipped to countries like India to be put in landfill there. It’s a huge scam that enriches a few people.

back on my bullshit (wearing a ween shirt and a mr bungle cap)

Calling the burn piles at the farm ”the beacons of bongmor”

Just remembered the Tesla diner exists

Won’t someone think of the hegemony!

I guess people need to be told: The purpose of the military is to kill people. Whatever the recruiter told you, "protecting your country," for example, they actually mean killing people. And when they say things like, "you can get money for college," you can append "by killing people" to that.

Bins is Friday, currently

I love to wear 4 layers of clothes because it’s cold out at the farm until the later morning and also wearing sunscreen because being outside under the sun can literally give you melanoma

Just sprayed sunscreen into my mouth, lads

I need the TMNT logo generator to make a logo that says “ALL MY FARM CLOTHES SMELL LIKE DIESEL”