I’m excited about dune 3… …dune 3 different positions with your mom, that is

From blocking me to sending me blatant AI videos about dangerous chemicals in Croc shoes in 5 months? Incredible shit.

Kept the nose strip on and it’s really enhancing today’s weight sesh

The material on this jacket is crazy. The entire item is so well made.

500mg magnesium and a nose strip and eight hours sleep with a window open has fixed me

good morning to all my fellow russian trolls and bots, let's discredit kamala harris and the democratic party some more today

so every palestinian banned was banned by a human, who looked at someone desperately trying to survive a genocide, and decided to cut them off from any access to support

destroying the trees themselves instead of the peaches is where this goes from unmitigated greed into actual evil

If the government says: “You must show Document X to vote,” and “Document X costs ANY money,” then the government has created a poll tax.

I actually don’t think Charli gets to say if the dance floor is dead

See this hood? Dropped on top my head, and now I have a gnarly bruise in my hairline. I added the padlock so it wouldn’t drop on my head a second time

They got dented cans of gas at Wawa, save a few bucks

@coppergurl.bsky.social you’re a psycho, you should delete your account

Alc of Traz

Every day I try and make my face look paler and chalkier

Aaron ‘Streisand Effect’ Roderick

october 29, 2024. "have you decided what religion i have to belong to from now on"

Every single one of these are so fucking good

This was in the simpsons font btw

“Babe we‘re going so Costco can you please iron my ‘THE ATF IS GAY’ shirt?”

ur telling me theyre building a balls room..... what about the penis room....... anyone said this fuckin shit

when I hit an adult that has called me fat they instantly played the victim and told my parents that I was violent and crazy and my dad, a life long pacifist, told that person that if they called me fat again he’d let me stab them. you don’t have to let anyone victimize you.

As someone who grew up a fat kid, I learned early that punching a child or adult in the nose stops this sort of shit fairly instantly. Don’t be afraid to teach your kid how to punch. Fuck these ghouls.

Pronouncing Aaron Roderick like adirondack

*damon albarn voice* FARM LIFE

Sometimes a day on the farm is driving each vehicle in turn from one spot to another and nothing else. There is a reason for this but explaining it makes you sound mental.

*damon albarn voice* FARM LIFE

I have personally walked through all three fields here cutting down kilometers of netting and pulling up kilometers of drip tape and I’ve disked and harrowed all three fields twice each. So why am I walking through the fields STILL picking up netting and drip tape?

started putting on so much zinc sunblock for the farm, I’m starting to look like Marlon Brando in the Isle of Dr Moreau

started taking psyllium husk for fiber and it’s been incredible for my poos, lads

Bluesky devs should stop being cowards and add a label to every account showing how many strikes they have AND how many strikes the moderators arbitrarily think each account should have before they get the ban

Arbitrary strikes on your account so the devs can ban you whenever they want for the slightest infraction is so fucking dumb.

We’re ALREADY listening to Abba

Correction: I have a nose ring and a face tattoo and a big gold chain

I’ve got a face tattoo and a big gold chain

EXACTLY 420g lmao

@dorianscary.bsky.social we’re making Baja tacos, come thru

eris forbid a white they/them bust out the masa azul

this platform sucks so badly and having will stancil as the main character every two weeks is so fucking lame

Stancils DARVO posting will continue until morale is in the dirt

99% of Stancil’d problems would be resolved instantly using one simple trick (logging off). However since he’s currently in the throes of posters madness (the online version of Creutzfeld-Jakob) his ego won’t allow it because his nefarious and shadowy and completely made up enemies would “win”

if you invoke Isabel Fall you should have the decency to be driven into hiding first. Fuck you.

Not even fleshsimulators month long crash out that lead to him going fully mask of fascist compares to how fucking mental this post is.

This is the greatest post that’s ever been written on this dumb platform. This is pure posters madness, schizoposting in its purest form. Stancil beat everyone. No one will ever post anything more deranged than this, ever.

Seems like a good morning to not be on this stupid website

Damon Liam Jarvis Crispian