unfollowed famous porn star charlotte sartre on instagram for posting non stop anti fire work scolding in her stories all week

This is a libshit joke. This is a low hanging cheetoh in the white house level dogshit joke.

Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?

Woodstock 99 was a magickal ritual. Woodstock 99 was a mass ritual equivalent of MKULTRA using Charles Manson, the Process Church the Brotherhood of Eternal Love, heroin and speed to discredit the hippie scene in the late 60’s.

Went to 7/11 to steal big gulp cups so we can walk around the local 4th July celebrations with them full of booze

she think on my therefore til I am

tfw no one chipped in for 🎱:

can I install soulseek on templeOS?

A few DSA members win local elections and suddenly all the "vote blue no matter who" folks are praying for the second coming of Hitler

If you worldbuild like this, Michael Moorcock should be allowed to break into your house and beat you with a sock full of coins. (I’m talking about the tumblr post, not what I’m quoting).

THE WESTERN WORLD IT IS EXPLODIN’ VIOLENCE FLARIN’ BULLETS LOADING YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO KILL BUT NOT FOR 4CHAN YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN WAR BUT WHAT’S THAT FLAG YOU’RE SHAGGIN’

It’s the day of your 18th birthday. You go to Wetherspoons for your first legal pint. Your older brother pulls out their phone and sends you your first ever youtube link and you sit in complete horror watching ‘Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History’

Imagining a 17 year old, learning to drive and joining the army and has never ever seen anything on the internet and then on their 18th birthday being allowed to log on and blowing their shit smooth off in the first 6 hours of exposure to online.

Bourbon barrel aged maple syrup in the protein smoothie, fuck it. This means nothing to me man, I’m a demon.

Preacher curls > concentration curls

Mostly what I’m getting at here is a lot of you should do way more schitzoposting and less arguing with Kamala voting shitlibs with less than 150 followers

Nothing more humbling than adding more weights and lowering reps to nearly all of my weight exercises and then still doing lat raises with the same light dumbbells as when I started

Fireworks rule and are good.

Carville should go out the same way his buddy Hunter S Thompson went out

they turned off CERN and now Charlie Brown has hoes

You can just go online and say things. You can post the most utterly deranged shit imaginable. Minutes have only been 45 seconds long since Covid? Here, let me fav every single one of your posts. Colors are brighter since they turned CERN off- followed.

If you worldbuild like this, Michael Moorcock should be allowed to break into your house and beat you with a sock full of coins. (I’m talking about the tumblr post, not what I’m quoting).

@ianthe.online I have barely seen a single match of the World Cup, but I have been hugely amused by every single ‘pausa de hidracion’ meme you’ve posted. Thank you

Succeeded in installing a Linux boot onto a flash drive, while listening to Hawkwind’s seminal live album ‘Space Ritual’.

I fucking love the fun labels on my account.

@constablelabeler.bsky.social I am a Wastrel

firefox, you only updated yourself yesterday please calm the fuck down

Wife just pointed this is full of typos so fuck my entire chungus day

Doing extra stretches and cardio this morning so I can skip today’s weight session so I can relearn how to put a Linux boot on to a flash drive.

I wonder if Taylor Swif unplugs her devices before she goes to bed or gets on her private yet? I wonder if the US military turns their vehicle engines off on base when they’re not in use? These people will treat you like you’re morons with a completely straight face.

*ray liotta in goodfellas voice* as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to play guitar in hawkwind

Imagine how good it would feel to fent lean in front of this

seen a bunch of shaolin temple videos of people bear crawling face first down stairs and really wanted to learn how to do that but then i saw a video of a guy bear crawling backwards uphill and now i DESPERATELY need to get in crazy shape to learn to do that.

Don’t let A24 see this post

just saw someone on reddit say the dungeon crawler carl books are as good as stephen kings dark tower series so i really have to log off for the rest of the week

Oh man my bad, I shouldn’t have mentioned the dipshit axis. Now i have people talking about Tim onions girlfriend in my replies

If you’re betting on wildfires happening, your soul is already dead and someone should help your body join it as inhumanely as possible

These are the words of someone who knows they’re on the losing side of a war.

steven universe is such a redundant character. like, we already had bobby hill.

club sandwich and various deep fried sides for dinner type monday

These are the words of someone who knows they’re on the losing side of a war.

this whole online ID verification push stuff is turning me into a weird crank at rapid speed because I've never seen such an unpopular policy forced through with such speed in so many countries simultaneously with basically zero real consent from any population, just pure elite collusion

Look at my opposition party dawg palantir getting all our data

anti firework propaganda started early this year, fuck you.

saw a t-shirt this evening that really moved me

If you’re betting on wildfires happening, your soul is already dead and someone should help your body join it as inhumanely as possible

Getting back up to heavier weights and less reps, which feels good. Being out of practice from being at the farm, and barely lifting over winter, got me down a bit. But we persevere!

Ok all the werewulf jokes have been done, pack it in