This isn’t even a bit, I HATE tv. I haven’t owned a tv in over ten years.

I’ve walked 8 miles and pulled up over 600 fence posts and my entire body hurts please someone make me get off the couch and make myself some pad kra pao

Somebody stole a Buddha statue that’s in one of the alleyways that crisscross my neighborhood, which always has tiny offerings around it. Whoevers Buddha it is put these signs up and a temporary Buddha statue.

This is the ”progress” Henry is talking about, you know? These white libs want the fascists to stop killing them and go back to killing our black comrades

This joke is for @gustavgnahler.bsky.social and @theorchidshow.myatproto.social

*captain Beefheart singing bat chain puller voice* fence post puller

This. I’m begging people to stop sharing Aaron Rupar’s posts because he’s not even a journalist or an official commentator, he’s just some random clueless white dude who happens to post a lot.

if a liberal "changes" his mind and wants to join your movement, just remember that Black Lives Matter was co-opted by liberals who did nothing for Black Lives and got themselves some nice mansions while the original organizers all got lynched

TV was the greatest mistake humans ever made. Now everyone has to have an opinion of the latest Disneyslop, and know the names of useless reality tv stars.

You don’t hate liberals enough

Allen Dulles, the man who went on to be director of the CIA, spent WWII in Europe, ignoring reports of concentration camps and telling high ranking Nazis that he would help them safely leave Germany by the time the war ended.

There’s a lot of people* in here supporting someone with credible ties to Epstein, and also a whole bunch of people** saying how nice a guy George W Bush is. These people are not on your side. *Libs **Libs, again

Oh man it’s so incredible* that some people on here want us to care what a bunch of people on Twitter, who are completely divorced from reality and have display names like renegade cesar, who no one outside of Twitter has ever heard of, that they’ll post screencaps on here for engagement *annoying

Why not make 2026 the year you give yourself some time every week to unsubscribe from all those annoying emails

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Watching the final episode of season one of Andor for the first time after the events of this weekend is super interesting

calling milk White Potions

I fucking LOVE YOU, Costco

Bolsonaro will have to go to hospital about this

Chelsea brough home a new plant and it has two stalks/tendrils and I have never seen a plant that very visibly moves around as much as this. Every time you look at it the tendrils are in a completely new direction. Going to enjoy sharing a space with this eldritch beastie.

it was so good there was a lot of Hog

As much as I enjoyed ‘28 Years Later 2: Bone Temple Boogaloo”, a voice in my head whispered, every 25 minutes or so, “hey remember that time Alex Garland thanked Andy Ngo in the credits for ‘Civil War’ (the worst movie of 2024)?”

Bone Temple was fucking WILD, bro

Please stop interacting with Canadians ffs

Everything is so terrible so me and Chelsea are going to watch Bone Temple and then drop a lot of money at the fancy sushi place in town, fuck it.

Finally got the ‘Toxic Posting’ from haileys labeler, lads

They opened a grocery outlet in the same strip mall as the laundromat and now there isn’t any parking anywhere

It’s laundry day so I’m dressed like a toddler

It’s Piss Yourself, Piss Yourself Right Now Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Today I cleaned my house and bullied an idiot off the Internet and made baba ganoush and made my first ever tiramisu.

You can just make tiramisu. You can just separate egg whites and egg yolks and whip them both with sugar and then fold the whipped yolks into some mascarpone and then folded the whipped egg whites into this and then fold into some whipped heavy cream and also soak some lady fingers in coffee…

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: blur underworld dj shadow my booody valentine carter the unstoppable sex machine

Am I good enough to make baba ganoush and tiramisu at the same time

Much like one of those billionaires who don’t actually have any money because their entire fortunes is in stocks or whatever, I also have no money because my fortune is entirely in cans and bottles I have in dozens of trash bags waiting to be returned for their deposit

someone in discord once asked me to try to summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory

Vance is basically saying “Quit your job!! Slack off!!“ Secret Subgenius??

they should make one of those conveyor belt sushi places where the conveyor belt ends at a hole you can put your entire head through and then the sushi just fulls directly into your ready and wide open mouth. i’d pay a lot of money to do this once a month.

posting on this juiceless platform that you just want to get cummed in, a perfectly normal thing, is going to get weirdos in your menchies saying that this is harmful and related to slavery.

Me: I’ll never be more than an enthusiastic amateur making mid baked goods Also me: what if the next time I have a couple of weeks where I don’t have to drive a tractor, I made some choux pastry and attempted profiteroles

I’m going to clean my house and then make baba ganoush and attempt tiramisu for the first time and then if that’s not stressed me out too bad maybe some cookies, and then finish the last two episodes of the first season of Andor

Having one of those “groundbreaking music that meant a lot to you in your formative years will be the same music you listen to while you clean your toilet in your late 40’s” moments

I love learning things online like telling some they’re wrong about a very minor thing is “bullying“ and being ”emotional“

My main take away from the first season of Andor is that Andy Serkis looks more like gollum every year

When I live in the woods and building an earthship and growing peyote I’m going to post exclusively on LinkedIn

this is why the internet was better in 1998. this chud would find like maybe one other freak on the forum to agree with him nowadays this mf could post this on X, get algo boosted by musk, have a podcast next week and be the "vice chair of the anti-woke media dept" at the whitehouse by march

Imagine sharing an anna kackhiyan post from twitter on here just for some engagement.

InkedToTheBone? More like TakenSeveralBlowsToTheHead

It’s crazy how I live in america and I’m sick of hearing about america

handjob police, crank off this man