Anarcho-communism with Bill & Ted characteristics. DO AWESOME SHIT AND BE EXCELLENT TO ONE ANOTHER

welcome to bluesky where you have to guess every day which of your friends will be banned for an incredibly tame retort to days of harassment

HELL yea

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

do you even put mustard on your beats ho?

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Duolingo are you sure you want me to be capable of that

1337 h4xx0r type shyt

one day I will be interested in a man who is capable of replying to texts on the same day Kalshi and Polymarket have the odds set at: 0%

okay I ordered groceries and I did some cleaning bc Amy FaceTimed me and assigned me things to do but now I am sweaty and probably need to take a shower even though showers are Difficult. but I need to wash my hair. made enough room profess that I'm less overwhelmed tho!!!!

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

ok wait he was AT this talk and has a question at 1:07:49 omg we stan a learnèd king

OK mattress is flush with the wall again. im sweaty so im resting. room is still faaaar from Clean but it's a start and makes me feel a little less insane

made some good progress putting trash in da bag but then I got too warm and took a snack break and now I gotta try n get back at it

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Fox Sports graphics department going hard

Do all these hypocrites have short memories !!!

called a hun a nearsighted nonce today so that's my contribution to humanity

me: does 5 minutes of extremely light housework

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me n my giant trash bag vs the world

I have done my 2 computer tasks! I have some Life Tasks I desperately need to do, mainly getting trash out of my room, idk why that feels so incredibly overwhelming. there is simply So Much Trash maybe my friend Amy can body double with me later ima text her

Dont fall in love with a loan player…🫣 too late! Araujo fan club right here 🍀💚

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I have done one of my 2 computer tasks also need to order groceries that is definitely a thing I need to do today

ur NOT HELPING!!!!

I have two (2) tasks I need to accomplish today on da computer and I know they won't take that long I just gotta sit up and Do Them but. brain so tired.

barely slept and got called a taig on Instagram so I am starting the day with zero patience

Sunday’s @claptoncfc.co.uk goal-gifs. 3 of 3. Marta B.

my mom sent me a tiktok edit of Pele everyone I know who loves me but isn't really into football has just been sending me random football things they find to be supportive hehe

ianthe stop scrolling. listen to ur podcast. close ur stupid eyes

I love stuff like this way more than all the AI videos lol

football is da best. I go to footy events and run into friends I made at previous footy events and then I make more friends who I will see at future footy events and I get to day drink and yell with my friends every weekend and it's just da best.

was fun singing GOOO HOME YA HUNS with everyone at the pub haha

holy shit

I kept singing ch-ch-ch-chia every time they cut to him after my friend said he looks like a chia pet

IANTHE JUST TAKE UR MEDTIMES

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

my pub crush was kissing the one other girl who shows up sometimes today so i'm glad i have a new crush from a different pub to replace him lmao

im genuinely so happy I get to hang out with these guys every weekend

current status of chess guy btw

uh oh it's 1:20am and I didn't take my medtimes yet cuz I took a fat nap after I got home from da pub oops!!!

I will literally kill for this loan player

As one commentator said “if they didn’t come to cause trouble why were they wearing masks?” youtu.be/NhPd0ssTDOI?...

singin with da bhoys

what happened to no surrender lads? run along on home 🍀🍀🍀🍀

get the fuck off the pitch ya fuckin smurfs