that you basically can't do this with hydration breaks on uk tv makes it much more unlikely this will ever come to the premier league, thankfully. and the premier league's global popularity primes viewers to expect 45 continuous minutes.

Hopefully I purified the aura of my traffic cone earrings so I can wear em tonight. if it turns out they're still cursed ill take em off at the half lol

La Mano de Dios

Juneteenth is a reminder that justice delayed is still justice worth fighting for.   May we remember the truth of the past, recognize the path ahead, and commit ourselves to a future rooted in justice, dignity, and equality for all.

Australia in 4

o flower of scoooootlaaaaaaand

Heroes of Mexico x

The Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, by Jean-Baptiste de Champaigne, 1660, 📸 by @sizqui

when you and your boys are out sailing and see that the Isle of Lindisfarne is guarded solely by women and priests

NEW: Scotland fans in Boston have been honoured with a dedicated appreciation day as part of a transatlantic tribute to the Tartan Army Read here: www.thenational.scot/news/2...

Been experimenting with curséd imagery

History is at hand. COME ON SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I have to go to sleep or im gonna die

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yeah I gotta say I do not miss the Get All Your Favorite America Propaganda For The Freedom-Loving Patriotic Amount of $17.76/mo on Fox Nation ads lol

am I still awake because I took caffeine pills like 13 hours ago didn't even wake me up idk what I was thinking

You can't make us choose! We love all our debutants equally

Glasgow and Boston to become twin cities after Tartan Army takeover

is breá liom an buachaill Éireannach sin. mo phríomhchara ceart go leor oíche mhaith níos peile amárach ⚽

Turn their most obnoxious player into a permanent Fox sports commentator?

I apologise to Koné and promise to only use my powers for good

The terrible football match is a fundamental part of what makes the World Cup what it is. So here are six of the worst that the tournament has ever managed. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-dirty-...

i can't even enjoy keir starmer having a terrible day bcos andy burnham isn't better.

This is so funny because you think a song calling someone a sex offender is going to shock a BRIT???? Calling people nonces is our national pastime.

Every so often, I'm proud to be British. Can just imagine the glee in The Sun offices when they came up with this headline.

everything you know about modern tactics from club football is a lie during the world cup

im gonna sing O Flower of Scotland so loud at the pub tomorrow

it's called the draft/draught excluder!

A different kind of Pausa de Hidratacion

we need to find a good middle ground between most of today's matches and a horrific leg break and then an 11 on 9 ass whipping

People will see this and just say hell yeah this is what the World Cup is all about.

Timeline cleanse

part time footballer, full time youtuber

it's very funny how usually I would stay up too late endlessly scrolling but rn im just like hm nobody's posting about football. guess I'll go do something else

it is important that you see this

omg the mayor of boston signed a document officially designating glasgow as their new sister city

This World Cup needs AFCON tactics

fuckaas doctor ignored my pleas to not make me miss a dose of my ozempic so look forward to mid-next week when my coverage of the world cup will have to share airtime with my coverage of my endless fucking suffering for like a week til my body readjusts >:(

nuh uh body. we're not hungry again. teeth are already clean, give it a rest

They are really leaning into having the cameras in the back of the net in the hopes of the ball knocking one down.

please. please do this

I need to go to bed 😂

ok but that would mean cape verde didn't deserve a point off spain which I think we can all agree they absolutely did

shit I'm actually gonna need this to add to my now primarily football drinkware collection

incredible diguise

FOX just used a split screen for the hydration break. Responding to critics? #WorldCup #HydrationBreak

Get well soon Ismaël Koné x