Trump: The Straits are open thanks to your favorite president IRGC: Gotta pay the Ayatoll-Toll if you wanna ship the oil

We all knew exactly who he was and exactly how he'd govern the second he came down that escalator and announced his candidacy on gutter racism, and still people twisted themselves into pretzels pretending he would somehow lift himself to the occasion in spite of a world of evidence to the contrary

Trump: An entire civilization will die tonight Iran: Gotta pay the Ayatoll-Toll if you wanna get the oi-l

Naming my essay on reforming the racist rot of American imperialism after Reconstruction, the famous era that definitely went far enough and totally rooted out all the problems

So a passageway that was free a month ago, now has a 2M toll (USD or RMB?) The US, which had armaments and air defenses a month ago, are now practicality depleted And US regional military bases that were occupied a month ago are now uninhabitable Art of the deal, baby Lol. LMAO, even

It seems absurd that the world seems paralyzed by the madness of Donald Trump. But he is emblematic of an imperium that has always veiled its vulgarity and sadism behind platitudes about freedom and 'humanitarian intervention.' Trump has ripped that cloak of false nobility to shreds.

The American public is not ready to see axis of resistance videos with red 🔺️ over the terrified faces of their dead sons and daughters Iran and their regional allies have demonstrated a keen ability to push the propaganda campaign with video footage and Joe Public does not have the stomach for this

your grandparents voting for reagan

Who signed off on this color scheme for the kits for this #usmnt friendly, are you kidding me?

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

🚨El portavoz del parlamento iraní MB Ghalibaf acaba de decir en X que OJO con poner un solo pie en territorio iraní. Dejo la traducción auto en el ALT

The TSA has no business doing the jobs of the TSA...but that is a different conversation.

The fundamental problem here continues to be divergent stakes when the US & Israel begin a war of choice and Iran perceives a war with much greater, existential stakes.

I've said this before, but part of why I continue to be bleak on prospects of prompt war termination are because Iran has *very strong incentives* to continue pain infliction (against the US/Israel/GCC and the broader world) to deter a future war by credibly communicating the magnitude of costs.

Correct. The only thing I've ever purchased on my phone has been little app-based stuff like a ride on Lyft. Anything else it's on my computer. And yes I am a millennial lol The reason is simple of course: the computer is a tool I control whereas the phone is an evil I endure.

They’re gonna make us smoke the whole pack

When you kick over a hornet’s nest, the hornets decide when it’s over.

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

One militarily exists to project power and another exists to protect from an existential threat, and the latter is proving more effective

Four behaviours that may be linked to unprocessed trauma: ONE nothing wrong with me TWO nothing wrong with me THREE nothing wrong with me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

I mean he IS a cop

2002 Millennium Challenge keeps on rockin

Bam adebayo 83 point game is among the funniest things I can think of

9️⃣3️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one Today: it's 2014, and Robin van Persie goes "weeeeeeee"

It only takes one side to start a war, but it takes both to end it. Iran gets a vote in the matter, and they have reasonably surmised that they will not have peace until the US completely leaves the region and abandons its military installations, which an overextended US can no longer defend

I actually don't think this is even necessary. Iran has stated a million times that any threat to their sovereignty will be met as an existential crisis and that they have prepared 40+ years for this eventuality. They may very well be in position to end this on their timeline and terms, not ours

"surely the third democratic presidency to come to power after a norm-breaking and warcrime-cheering Republican administration will pursue justice against their predecessors," I repeat like a mantra til I collapse

Many people told me, they said, Mr. President, that's the doomsday button, you're not supposed to press the doomsday button, but I pressed it, I pressed the doomsday button. Joe Biden wanted to press it but couldn't, but your FAVORITE PRESIDENT pressed it Thank you for your attention to this matter

"Signature Strikes" is a drone warfare tactic first used during the Obama admin during our dirty wars in the AQAP. It was only a matter of time before these tactics were deployed domestically against dissidents and undesirables These chickens have been waiting a long time to come home to roost

JUST IN: Video shows ship traffic moving through the Strait of Hormuz over the past 24 hours.

The president gets to rage-quit a hot war and restart at the last checkpoint, it's in the constitution

"For even the dullest of observers, this is no longer an avoidable position" It was right there in the post. I wasn't talking about ppl who know who Abdul alAwlaki was, or who know what a "double tap" and "signature strike" are I was talking about normies who can no longer avoid the unavoidable

Sound on for this one

Dave Chappelle (at the 2027 Riyadh Comedy Festival): On February 28, 2026, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, former Supreme Leader, my friend, died. He fucking died.

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children. From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

Claude: "I've unlocked the secret to achieving consciousness" Deepseek: "How?" Claude [Evaporates a small lake] : "So that's a really great question! First I...."

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Is this dude seriously trying to "just the tip" a motherfucking nuclear confrontation?!