that’s smart financial planning

An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream

Offering up an entire swath of the population to be liquidated by the state... ... but strategically

Bovino should be arrested as soon as he sets foot back in CA

Race as a construct is so powerful that only now are many people saying ‘they are killing us’. They have been killing us. We have all been us the whole time.

You don’t reform, restrain or restrict fascists. You wipe them out. Just admit this agency was created due to an overreaction to a terrorist attack and now we need to abolish it and start anew.

There is no way in hell the United States under the Trump regime can host the World Cup in a few months. They are murdering citizens in broad daylight, threatening war against NATO, and lawlessly kidnapping children and foreign heads of state. The world has to organize a boycott. It’s not safe.

Help the Frankenstein monster I help create and justify is trying to kill me and the village 🤦

Roving death squads

it's an honor to serve 🫡 www.todayintabs.com/p/twenty-twe...

These dickheads don't realise they're making people even more militant by doing this. Their bosses know what they're doing, they want the chaos, but these grunts don't realise they're creating terrorists by designating activists as terrorists.

"Arbeit macht frei" -JD Vance

Snow, sleet, and rain can't stop him from delivering that message 🤣

If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed. Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.

Famous boat that turned around.

One court decision, two different headlines. Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Supposed to get down to -17F tomorrow night in Minneapolis. So they're just straight up murdering people

The president is such a messy bitch

Canes right now...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772

This would require him being driven by the desire of power rather than desperately seeking the love and validation of an absent father figure. He ain't got that dog in him

Just shitlib cope that the military and cops are still good institutions instead of central to our problems

We have to get rid of Schumer and Jeffries. This is about saving our country now. They have to go.

Being too worried about committing violence against violent groups in case they get more violent is called surrender

What is to be done, Tim?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

"Shithole in the Sun" is one of my favorite Violent Femmes B-sides

the next person that tries to tell me I'm unfairly mean to democrats, I'm showing up to their house

"Financialization of Accumulation". No actual production, just vibes Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT

No, they're saying "beaux!"

Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me

He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson

Why should I change my name when he’s the one who sucks

It’s 20 years since Ronaldinho ripped Real a new arsehole in the Clasico. And the look on poor Iker Casillas’s face. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but admire the artistry in front of your eyes…

A fun thing about YIMBY dorks is that they are incapable of scrutinizing the hyper capitalist economic model that treats housing as a service that can only be solved via free market principles rather than a human right that may be at odds with endless profit and rent seeking

This is just Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Kinda sucks that @meganamram.bsky.social couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet. That would have done numbers today

just....enjoy this

"I could smell the onions and mustard"

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

Bobby Portis out there fighting imaginary demons

i don't live in maine. i've never even been there. so i shouldn't have to hear about this guy anymore.

Man is still banging on about passing an examination high school gym teachers use to determine whether or not you have a concussion

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

There has to be a reckoning for this, for all of it. No more “look forward, not back” nonsense. Not this time. Those who ordered this evil shit, and those who carried those orders out *must* be held to account.