was looking through old photos from a trip to Bosnia to post and let's just say that in an attempt to maintain even a veneer of professionalism I will abstain from sharing them rakija is a hell of a drink

my brother‘s a cop and he just sent me easily his greatest assignment to date

“Dogs can always sense trouble before we do.” This is such a fun story idea.

Tina Fey and Taylor Swift: We’re big knicks fans because we’ve worked in new york a lot! My uncle in Drexel Hill:

when you check her drivers license

no matter how this series shakes out it’s already been an all-timer for texts

pope said don't be a striker be a center middie

“LET FREEDOM RING is closed until further notice” is a little too on-the-nose

a lot about leben und a little about liebe

GREAT MOMENTS IN PHILADELPHIA INNOVATION: just saw a guy eating an orange with a screwdriver

just left a bar in South Philly and a wildly inebriated Knicks fan walked out, jumped into an Audi convertible, and said “time to head back to Jersey City” my man you can sleep on my couch please don’t do this again

Tina Fey can't claim Delco and then sit courtside in a Knicks jersey come on

this was the exact same rationale that was used in 1942 for the forced removal and incarceration of 120,000 Japanese Americans during World War II, some things never change

My newest old man take is that no one knows how to dive anymore. Every kid is trying to flip and twist and no one’s mastering the swan dive, the much cooler way to launch yourself from a diving board.

this is the kind of stuff all rich people should be doing instead of trying to live forever or attacking trans kids

would watch a Manning Brothers-esque feed of Fat Joe just doing car dealership inflatable moves like this

kids are great because sometimes your six-year-old will walk in and say something like "I don't think cooking is as cool as Pangaea" and at first you're like "man, what?" but then you have to hand it to them because Pangaea is indeed cooler than cooking

this is exactly why the internet was created

looks like he's trying to make it through the second quarter of a West Coast NBA game

[Betsy Ross seeing a banana] what the fuck is THAT

if you ever need someone to look unnecessarily pensive during your show, you now know where to look

impossible for me to overstate just how much I loathe this organization

This summer is going to be like no other summer in Philly history. We here at @phillymag.com took the guesswork out of it for you and built a nearly day-by-day guide to the best games, cookouts, concerts, festivals, and hot-dog contests that make up this once-in-a-lifetime summer.

This summer is going to be like no other summer in Philly history. We here at @phillymag.com took the guesswork out of it for you and built a nearly day-by-day guide to the best games, cookouts, concerts, festivals, and hot-dog contests that make up this once-in-a-lifetime summer.

the plan to lie about the firing of 40-time Emmy winner, four-time Du Pont winner, three-time Peabody winner, and investigative voice of his generation Scott Pelley does not seem to be going well

genuinely can't wait to glimpse the Mos Eisley Cantina of contributors that she's got lined up

It’s far from the worst part of this letter but Nick Bilton calling himself an investigative journalist in this letter made me laugh out loud

you see 60 or so guys like this at every MJ Lenderman show

fellas is it gay to have a smokin hot girlfriend?

I wanted to see what kind of audience RFK Jr's podcast has and I expected the numbers to be low but this is incredible

I need to know everything about the person who was so over Christianity that they put their Bible in a Little Free Library

Love this @classypatrick.bsky.social interview with Deli Boys stars Asif Ali and Saagar Shaikh, especially one part www.phillymag.com/news/2026/05...

My Defector subscription continues to be the best $79 I spend every year

The CBS thing is the headline, but what he says after that is even more important. One kid showing the rest of the journalism world how to do it.

this doesn't really answer the question but pre-fame Goo Goo Dolls were trying to be the Replacements-but-from-Buffalo and those albums rule

a new front has launched in the parking wars of Philadelphia: my neighbor is now NAILING HIS CONES INTO THE ASPHALT

lmao this is the most South Philly field trip I've ever signed a permission slip for please don't buy any live frogs

oh hell yeah southstreetsam caught up with them

watching Thunder/Spurs

never wanted to fight a license plate before right now

just walked by my elderly neighbor sitting on his stoop as he got a phone call and he answered it "What am *I* doing? I'm sitting outside feeding the dogs and loving it brother" and goddamn I can't wait to be old

checking in on Philadelphia’s greatest bathroom art

every time they show David Robinson he’s dressed like he’s about to investigate whether Geico will pay out for your fender bender

I just watched this whole thing and it's legit one of the funniest things I've seen in months

The thing about all these AI commencement addresses that irks me: aren't these supposed to be inspirational? Aren't they supposed to make you excited to enter the grown-up world, to go forth with boundless possibility? Instead these kids are being yelled at to adopt some soulless tech? Huh?

one of the defining moments of my early 20s was being at a Girl Talk show and realizing the two people in front of me were having sex