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Claim to fame? That’s easy. During Do You Feel Like We Do on Frampton Comes Alive when Frampton is hooking up the tube to make his guitar talk you can hear a guy in the crowd say “woooo!” and that was my neighbor’s dad!

Can you bet on whether he will angrily push a ladder over again

Charlie Kirk watching the TPUSA halftime show in heaven: How is Kid Rock unable to lip synch to his own song oh my GOD this is terrible God: Uhh use my name in vain much??

Honey is everything ok you’ve barely touched your ferments

Wife and niece tie for the win. Thank you for participating in this betting exercise even though it was obviously rigged by the Illuminati.

Welcome to the Turning Point USA Superbowl Halftime Show. Kid Rock has fallen ill. Please welcome Scott Baio and James Woods as they perform the Who’s On First routine.

One of the Backstreet Boys went to Noah Eagle’s hair system guy

Sizemore’s in! Are you?? Get your Prop Bet picks in before the heat comes around the corner. Fun! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Mike Johnson when they play Lee Greenwood in the club

Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting (get airlifted off a snowy mountain with a broken leg after a violent wipeout)

I don’t know who needs to hear this but witches’ titties are not inherently cold

Give me meat and ferments

The Eagles can remain superbowl champions if mike pence has the courage to cancel this game

A Boston vs Seattle superbowl replicates the migration pattern of Dr Frasier Crane

boston has too many sports championships imo

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

Guy who loves to identify trophies

Bro is roasted

He gets us dot com? More like He get sus dot com #jesus #christ

When the bathroom ceiling fan needs to be replaced women want the kind of man who is able to call his friend from high school to come over and do all the work while I watch

If there’s one conference I enjoy watching the Patriots lose a superbowl to it’s gotta be the NFC

Filling out my TPUSA halftime show prop bet sheet - Erica Kirk flame intro like Kane / sparks intro like Goldberg (going with Goldberg sparks) - Lee Greenwood cowboy hat / no cowboy hat (gotta go cowboy hat) - Kid Rock looking haggard / not haggard (haggard all day baby) - Flags? yes / no (yes)

A fraternity visits the Oval Office to discuss some of the memes on truth social

Nothing screams alpha male more than logging onto twitter to announce how little of a FUCK you give about savannah guthrie’s mom. Thank you for your service, sir.

Fascist! and the Piss Bros

Sir, hateration and holleration have both entered this dancery

Oh you also think MacGruber is the funniest movie ever made? We’ll see about that, pal: When MacGruber tries to recruit Vickie St. Elmo for the mission, she declines and he hands her a note before leaving. What does the note say?

Ok Nicki quick follow up: Which one?

Nangle made me laugh on a podcast so when Mayor Kenney did the soda tax I asked her to say “don’t tax my Cokes” on twitter as a joke and she did it, much to my delight. So Nangle is aces in my book and whatever she wants to do with this episode is fine by me. This video is from 10 years ago.

What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas What did Delaware? A New Jersey

How hard is it to coach offensive line. See that guy? Block him. Done. Just gotta have a hoarse voice and yell a lot.

“Do something, Morey!” Sixers fans were beggin Now he’s got us cryin over McCain Like as if our name was Megan

Chappell Roan:

Guy from Upper Darby saying “Bezos sunk The Post”

“Nothing beats a jeevacation holiday!” ( 🎶 darlin hold my hand 🎶)

The flu has been hospitalized for Mitch McConnell-like symptoms

If the handshake Tom Brady refused to give Nick Foles after Superbowl 52 was a human being it would turn 8 today. Happy birthday little fella.

The first of a series of delays. If Artemis 2 ever gets within 230,000 miles of the moon I will eat an original Star Wars action figure on youtube.

They won’t release the Epstein files because Bill Gates is all over it and if people start to dislike Bill Gates then they might start to dislike Microsoft Office

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside. You lazy bastard.

A question we all should be asking ourselves youtu.be/Ku5sdcnQO4I?...

We won’t see Punxutawney Phil again until his outdoor speaking event at Utah Valley University scheduled for September

I take a look over my boulders As I get older Gettin tired of muthafuckas sayin ‘Warren I told ya’ You don’t see what I see Every day as Warren G

Online opponent brings in Mets reliever Ryne Stanek whose first pitch sails out of Shibe Park and clears the rowhomes across 20th st