Black helmet absolutely eating shit gets me every time.

Mac Forehand? More of a Jack Backhand guy myself.

Hey, speaking of

Shoutout to Lindsay Czarniak for leaving ESPN and not instantly turning into a grifting chud like the rest of her ex partners in the industry

The slow mo luge jiggle is really something else

If rocky was real, I would have k***ed him in the ring instead.

KOKOMO

This peacock interface is so bad

I’m not crazy, my leg is actually broken. Take THAT healthcare system.

Oh fuck liquid death and their AI commercials

Well he played like he got hit in the head with a brick so I’m not sure it’s useful context here.

I REPEAT

Drake Maye fuckin SUCKS

Any time you can make it a 2 TD game instead of a 2 TD game you gotta do it

Dead

Neither team should be allowed to win this game

I’m a Feraligatr man myself

Leclerc Arcanine main confirmed

I’ve been saying, gonna come down to a kitten’s whisker

If you skate to anything from Interstellar, it’s an automatic gold medal.

*every time I see an Italian athlete compete* Is that Charles Leclerc

i imagine it is very tempting for curlers to just whip that rock down there as hard as they can and clonk everything around a bit

I’m mid jestergooning

Walked to yards and it’s -12 real feel out what the fuck.

Died doing what he loved 💔

Quick, look, a politician said fuck

she habeas on my corpus til i writ

Leaning over to my wife: maybe they should’ve toned down the Italian shit

TOOL

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Narcan but for Helluva Good french onion dip

So graceful

me after being kicked in the head by a horse:

[Snowboarding TV commentary] EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!

Mental health? Brother, my brain is an infinite cat 5 hurricane of absolutely the worst shit you could fathom. I’m doing fine.

Surely Kamala shamelessly rebranding her politics as anything she thinks might buy her a point or two won’t backfire

Sirianni is an idiot and so is Howie for keeping him

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

Sell the team

Suckin on that sweet sweet 12G

This is Jurgens fault. Irredeemable rat doglookin mf

Stouts out I’m gonna fuckin sh**t myself in the head

Another McCain has fallen

That man ain’t doing anything “himself”

Definitely not a problem that this keeps happening

At this point, I don’t understand James Harden’s bit, but I love it.

There should be a mandatory captcha for anyone over 45 where you have to pick out the AI/fake posts before logging in

Sixers have the juice