Real mystery as to why ever player on the 49ers is dead huh

Every rams player has yips

Hey look, that’s my industry! #IsThatGood

american calmed by sight of hamburger

I would be the most hands off manager in the world if I was this douche. We’re talking “Hey guys, you do your thing, I’m just here to remove obstacles and keep the bullshit off of you. Let me know how I can help” type of unqualified manager. I wouldn’t even turn my camera on in meetings.

this is what my dreams are like

also writing about Penn State feels like hell now

First five years in my industry: Awesome. Tons of room to grow, turns out I’m awesome at this. Last 5 years: What if we set of a nuclear supply chain bomb and turned every waking second of this into a never ending hell

It’s 9:20 on a Monday and work already has me becoming the Joker.

Jalen Carter is going to get one of these one day #Eagles

Matt LeFraud

Interested to see how LaFleur deploys Micah here on 4th and 6. Gotta get the ball in his hands.

I’ll never root for Dallas to win. That being said….lol

Noone has more unearned cred in the NFL than Matt LaFleur. Pepé Le Pew ass name.

Jordan Love looks cool until you really need him to not colossally fuck up

It’s ok if you were duped by the Packers after week 1. I wasn’t but it’s fine if you were.

Alonso opting out really is just *chefs kiss*

No matter how annoying the birds can be, at least they’re not the ravens

Just going to pretend like this team isn’t giving insanely strong 2023 vibes and crack another beer

Vic should be allowed to walk Sirianni around on a leash all week at Novacare

D is gassed because the offense is coached by two of the dumbest guys on earth.

Oh so that’s why Kelee doesn’t see the field. Makes sense.

Kind of concerned about our injured generational DT on an already not great DL

Yeah I mean…you can’t do that lol

Is that good

Jalen, sweetie

Nick Sirianni has a single digit IQ and every week this team reminds you that it’s largely made in his image

Jalen throw 1 deep ball within the bounds of play I am BEGGING YOU

Not having an NFL caliber pash rush will do that to you

Normalize fan-voted half time coordinator euthanasia

Jalen looks horrible in the pocket rn. What is happening.

Fuck the flag, what’s that play call?

What the fuck are we doing

Mukuba you dickhead

Patullo back in his bag of dogshit, I see.

Hate the run. Understand why they called it there.

Lmao Pryor got beat IMMEDIATELY on that rep

Time to trade for a guard

Word on the street is that Dean Blandino allegedly shoves dog shit INTO his own ass.

GREAT pass off by Kelee on that crosser. Looked like he carried the seam as soon as WR crossed the hash.

We can just kick it through the end zone. KR coverage team is ass cheeks. No need to stress test it

sir a second shovel pass has hit the end zone

It’s taken three years of begging, but they’ve FINALLY integrated the goal line shovel and boy does it look pretty.

That was the most PI I think I’ve ever seen and somehow Q got away with it?

Worst thing Allar could have done for this team and his draft stock was return for his senior year.

He’s just so dumb

Kotelnicki is such a coward it’s sickening