Afghanistan, April 2004

Bang

Fuentes is gonna be a tough sell

I’ve never even heard of this sport

I just can’t believe the drunk racist ex-blackwater merc with a nz tattoo could have done something like this, multiple times. He had us all fooled.

challenging to phrase this exactly right because it'd be in bad taste to use this as a gotcha against all his supporters, but the journalists who very explicitly framed Platner as a rejection of stuff like "HR Lady Politics" or (ugh) "smoothgroins" should take a long, hard, look in the mirror today

You thought Mare of Easttown was a bit over the top, but that's only because the source material is:

People from Delco truly, madly, deeply love being from Delco. They really do. It's not a bit. www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

world cup discourse currently

Ghengis Khan himself could reinstated Balogun and I still wouldn’t care how or why. Grow up.

If the US wins tonight, I’m flying to Belgium wrapped in the flag, wearing a full Balogun kit idc

Counterpoint: no it doesn’t, smd.

What good is a president if you can’t ask him to make a few calls in a pinch?

Tell me they’re not related

Neymar is such a twat

Ah, talking mad shit seconds before you’re eliminated. God bless.

Hinga dinga durga-ass statement. Fuck off.

Isn’t preferential treatment the whole point of being a host country

RELEASE: US Senator Mitch McConnell has been released from the hospital, Sunday, after experiencing some chest discomfort while getting rimmed out

COME AND TAKE IT

#Balogun #2A #DontRedOnMe

Look, I’m fine with corruption as long as it breaks our way. That’s kind of the whole point.

Toto telling Georgie to stfu ❤️

Whoever redeployed the safety car needs to be hung from the paddock

MAX VERSTAPPEN HAS COMMANDEERED THE SAFETY CAR!

Oh come tf on.

This is why you don’t retire

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Mitch McConnell cums like the guy on the warheads wrapper

Elaine Chao-in on that dihhh

Multiple outlets reporting that Elaine Chao tried to give Mitch McConnell CPR via his peen

Oh you root for Argentina? Tell us more about how you suck

I hate America but if you can’t accept the a free day off and grill some dogs on the 4th of July you’re not gonna make it. It’s not like troops come to your house and make you say the pledge of allegiance. Grow up.

I just saw LeBron and family touring Williamson Trade School. Sounds like they’re trying to enroll Bronny in masonry

You have to be a stone freak to be an international soccer manager

Let’s fucking gooooo

GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THOSE WHO WERE LIKE “OH, I LOVE THE SUMMER, I LOVE HOT WEATHER, I WOULD RATHER BE HOT THAN COLD”

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

RE: Country Roads You can like it. You can dislike it. Both are fine Thank you

I want to extend my heartfelt thanks to everyone who has decided to let us know that they aren’t rooting for the USMNT. I respect any unwillingness to acknowledge nuance. Boil it down. Keep it simple.

Here’s the thing: I don’t fuckin care

So you can ruin the game by endlessly reviewing arbitrary offsides with VAR, but you can’t appeal a red card. Sounds like a European sport.

Get Jeanine Pirro on the horn. This is her best shot at finally winning a case.

(the song isn’t about any specific place in particular, before anybody wants to ruin a joke)

Stealing valor from those who deserve it. The folks who live in the WESTERN PORTION OF VIRGINIA

They’ve loaded all of the BIH players into a cargo container at midfield. A chinook is preparing to fly it 100 miles off the coast, where it will proceed to drop the container into the ocean. John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads” is playing.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

K*** that man and drag him through the streets of Philadelphia tied to a shopping cart filled with pretzels