Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
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Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds 📍 Delco
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your signed picture of Brandon Graham strip sacking Tom Brady and a copy of the communist manifesto
about 1 year ago
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I sleep with hard candies in my mouth in an attempt to coax out the grim reaper so that I can kill him and take his mantle.
about 1 hour ago
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Me, avoiding my MILs cooking
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about 1 hour ago
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Holy shit lol what a (dumb) game
about 8 hours ago
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I forgot there was a time he wasn’t a Brown.
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about 13 hours ago
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AITA I (M32) got virtually sucked off by my (0B1001010♾️ ) agentic “employee” and my wife had me 5150’d
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about 14 hours ago
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Fat, Illiterate And Violent Hat
about 14 hours ago
I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
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Rob Hanna
about 14 hours ago
Season of giving, any little bit helps.
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The Onion
about 14 hours ago
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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The thing people don’t realize about Sinners is that the ENTIRE movie was built around finding a way to get Hailee Steinfeld to spit in Michael B Jordan’s mouth on camera.
about 14 hours ago
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I will impale myself atop the wrought iron fence surrounding the St Peter & Paul cemetery on Sproul road, like a deer, if they do this.
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about 14 hours ago
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Swelly
about 15 hours ago
Airport beer going to hit my hand harder than any beer has ever hit my hand
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Talking? I’m already drinking them
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about 15 hours ago
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Oscar Goff
about 16 hours ago
Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
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Loser mentality. Take a swing at your only competition. They’ve been eating your lunch for decades.
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about 15 hours ago
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Idk man, my wife has me do it all the time.
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about 15 hours ago
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Just had lamb shawarma so good that I quit my job
about 16 hours ago
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I was on hand for this procedure. We bioengineered his shoulder pads physically into his body so that he can’t be held anymore.
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about 17 hours ago
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Pyramid Chad
about 17 hours ago
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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Ezra
1 day ago
This is my favorite. Bounces around my head every few months.
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lol what does your agent do, man? How is this messaging not out in front. Rookie move.
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about 17 hours ago
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assbutt
1 day ago
it will forever be this
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“Why do all of the new trolleys say Turkish Airlines on them”
1 day ago
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My Spotify data analyst, calling over his co-workers “This guy jerks off more than he doesn’t. It’s not even fun for him anymore. His dick has cauliflower ear.”
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1 day ago
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Yeah this year is excruciatingly stupid in its own unique way. Por qué no los dos
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2 days ago
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Pup Harke 🔞
2 days ago
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day 🎉
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There was a Ying Yang triplet
2 days ago
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RGIII should be forced to read a list of facts about Brigham Young, live. The king of ped0s. Makes JE look a saint
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2 days ago
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Understandable that he’d be sitting on the only route concept in the playbook.
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2 days ago
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The Eagles draft guy?!
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2 days ago
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The Onion
3 days ago
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/
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Long overdue, but Spotify no longer gets a dime from me. Fuck them.
3 days ago
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DOINK
4 days ago
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delco de leche
4 days ago
Then don’t do it what the fuck do you want from me
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The names Budd. Budd Tender.
5 days ago
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Gonna rip some leaf of christ and peruse the Criterion channel
5 days ago
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CJ Fogler
5 days ago
They called it catch of the year, it's up there
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Starting the Infernal Affairs trilogy
5 days ago
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Oh my god that might be catch of the year
5 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
6 days ago
we have a ten yard punt
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Calling in an Extra Spicy Chicken Tikki Masala airstrike on this hangover.
6 days ago
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@profanity.accountant
give me the good stuff
6 days ago
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“I watch a lot of football” yeah well you might want to find a new hobby, big fella.
6 days ago
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Over exaggerating their issues Brother, they’re one of the worst offenses in the league. What are you talking about.
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6 days ago
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If my entire house started sinking into the ground, I’d probably look at the foundation.
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6 days ago
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Mike
6 days ago
everything we know about Sirianni suggests “choked to death on own saliva” is a more likely outcome than “Madden-level winning percentage” and yet
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Fubo can eat my ass
6 days ago
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Yeah where as if they fail up front, we can enjoy a slow agonizing defeat. Obviously the better option.
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7 days ago
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Get ready to learn high school football, dickhead
7 days ago
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him)
7 days ago
We’re not winning the turnover battle and that’s gonna be the coach’s take away. Which is not the correct take away.
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Oh my god an RPO
7 days ago
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