NBC hyping up that CeeLo Green returning to the Voice isn't exactly the flex you think it is. Read the goddamn room

honestly believe that the most upbeat song about the most depressing subject is Veronica by Elvis Costello

Jesse Love is PISSED and he is WALKING~!

Honestly believe this race will end clean.

Giannis looks like that food influencer who throws his glasses off when he eats something good

Third Place going into final jeopardy ass

1) Charlie Brown did not have hoes 2) You can like waffles and pancakes

Natalie Decker, hello.

I don't watch much O'Reillys NASCAR racing, but the fact that Jesse Love isn't driving a Love's Truck Stop car is pissing me off

(JBL voice) "ASS, MAGGLE, ASS! I LOVE IT!"

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Because of thunderstorms predicted in the Daytona area tomorrow, the Daytona 500 starts at 1:30 PM tomorrow instead of 2:30.

Dexy's Midnight Runners, Men Without Hats, and Flock of Seagulls were punching bags in the 90s. They were one hit wonders, but those songs ruled ass. If you hate 80s music, you don't have a soul. Period.

THE GODDAMN ARBY'S PIT BOX!? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING

Couple years ago on Halloween, a little girl around 4 years old trick or treated my house w/her mom. She was very scared of my skeleton decorations, so I said "don't be scared; you know, there's a skeleton inside of you right now." She looked at me and ran away. I think of her often. I hope she's ok

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CAUSE A MEDIUM ONE AT DAYTONA ON STAGE 1?! No wonder you fuckin' fucks are in Xfinity.

Do not romanticize the NHL on NBC.

the one thing I missed on my last trip to FLA was not going to Culver's. For fast food, the place simply *fucks*.

If someone says "Culver City" to me, I think of a wonderful place where cheese curds, butterburgers, concretes, and walleye comes from. It's good to know the real Culver City is good too.

Mascot Slam Dunk contest. Open to all mascots. Including Gritty, Tubby, and the surviving Pop Tarts

Wait. I thought TJ Oshie was under contract with ESPN. How is he on NBC!?

this is also how I learned a guy sent to the gulag of the NHL (Winnipeg) is a goddamn American.

given how I feel right now, pozole would hit harder than a fuckin ELE

You think Denmark is still salty about the Greenland thi- Ah. Yes.

Men's curling scandal

Sumarin wants me to try the hockey mullet haircut because of heated rivalry. Baby, I turn 40 in two months. That ship has sailed. That ship sailed as soon as we started dating.

Happy Valentine's Day

me and my pit crew

Harley Cameron famously made some of her bones trying to seduce Bowens. AEW crowd understood the assignment there too.

I just realized that with the split of venues in Italy, there are likely multiple Tina mascots all over.

aaaaand the french guy just shot himself in the dick

I know I talked about allstar games yesterday, but I want t correct something - the Four Nations Cup stuff last year for the NHL was really good, if it wasn't for the spectre of MAGA and Trumpism all over it

(Mulaney voice) I am an adult, I have access to 500 dollars.

2 on 2, celebrity and NBAer, play to 21

Our first date was a local restaurant near Rutgers which is now closed. It was my first time eating a wedge salad. I was confused by the concept although she encouraged me. I stayed the night (innocently, we were talking a lot) and then I was terrified because I was living at home at the time

"party sub" has a whole new meaning, @normcharlatan.bsky.social

could be smackdown could be womens hoops!

*gritty teeth* that verse did not age well tho

With 38 billion dollars you can build a fair and equitable immigration process

I was such, such such a Dodge/Ram fanboy when I was younger. What Fiat and Stellantis have done...

I'm assembling a team

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LOGANO'S HAIR SYSTEM

Oh, cleetus was driving the Black Rifle Coffee truck? darn what a shame feel terrible for the guy

Travis Pastrana is still racing NASCAR? Man, god bless him