Captain! There be dolphins here!

WHAT ABOUT ME? What about Jalen?!?!

Well, well, well

Good morning and welcome to game day. GO BIRDS.

@floridanorcross.bsky.social any lunch recs in Clearwater besides frenchy’s?

Ok, now I need it spliced with Mike awesome going “tell ‘em Oya!”

One thing I want to complain about. Buc-ees has a lot of billboard advertising, usually a witty saying and distance to the store. They had a sign in GA that said “I ASSURE YOU WE ARE OPEN”. Perfect, love it. “33 miles” ARE YIU FUCKING JOKING ME YOU COULDNT GET AN AD BUY 4 MILES AWAY

I call this move “fuck your Yankee blue jeans”

At least I have emotional support pop tarts

Jerkoff looking like some rich Corellian rival to Han Solo

CUT TO: DF windmilling their arms and falling off Cobo Hall

Is it weird that I am extremely OCD about brand standards for logos and wordmarks but I couldn’t give two shits for editorial style?

Stolen from @jjarchitect.bsky.social

Wait, does GB losing help the Eagles?

Bro had a hard enough time getting rid of the Elvis voice, Remy might end his career

Cut to: @garandall.bsky.social

Shana gonna start asking for Kraft dinner and a Caesar next

“Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, theirs was the most... delicious.”

I’ve been to the Florence SC Bucees 3 times and I’ve never seen it like how it was today. Just an absolute fucking zoo. Still spent $125 bucks

Remind me next year when I have the bright idea to follow my parents schedule to drive down to Florida to take the fuckin’ auto train

Me trying to navigate Buc-ees

Gwen is rocking out to Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Frosted Brown sugar, hot fudge sundae, chocolate (Canada only) Honorable mention: Canadian Raspberry

Frosted Brown sugar, hot fudge sundae, chocolate (Canada only) Honorable mention: Canadian Raspberry

It’s time.

“Do this in remembrance of me.” #CFB #PopTartsBowl

To say my kid’s eyes LIT UP when she saw this. Just need it in automatic

There are SO MANY DOGS in this hotel

Me creating the correct fuel window to get to buc-ees and then our night two hotel in one stop

Bettman also allowing the Coyotes to go to multiple incompetent owners and their idiot failsons leads directly to FUCK UTAH

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I think most of us have a great “lost sweatshirt” story. Mine was a twill stitched Rangers CCM fleece that a girl I was seeing “borrowed” from me. I asked for it back but ended our time together because she had other issues. I hope she’s doing better, she still has it and it brings her warmth.

Mets Twitter demanding he get hired was constant meme hilarity 5 years ago. @afishcalledwanda.bsky.social

Good morning from North Carolina where my mom got some bad food advice. I also had to explain to my father the differences in regional BBQ. It did not go over well.

So the storm was a bust, but just fucking everyone yo because of the ice

Of course, sold out in 14

Plow should have been named Snowran Meltdowny

Don’t ever disrespect Hello Kitty again.

They were up 15-2 to start the game!

When I drove for Uber early on, I seriously played with the idea of streaming on Twitter. People were asking after some of the stories I shared. Ultimately I decided not to do it for safety and privacy reasons. 10 years later. We have idiots like this.

This is amazing