@gorl.gay Guess who I’m watching again! (Not pictured: Reigning hide and go seek champion Earl Gray, who made a VERY brief appearance)

look you can just say you’re going for Most Bang Energy Drink™️s consumed in half an hour you don’t have to pull this slow-roll reveal shit

Slightly less HP and slightly more torque than the 1987 Honda CRX Si I had in high school and college. I miss the shit out of that car.

alright

Once again worth pointing out that Sliding On Ice has given both women's and men's sliding sports equal coverage on the platform from its inception and will continue to do so. Am I saying that makes SOI superior to ESPN? I'm not not saying that, anyway.

Hell yeah lunch

Look at how cute she is!!!! I painted that! first of my paint by numbers and I love her 💖

And of course, here's a ride around Nürburgring in the Dacia.

In this house we cheer for the #300 Dacia Logan Is it fast? No. Is it sporty? Also no. Will it pass any cars on track that aren't damaged? Absolutely not. But will it come in last? Also no.

OH SHIT IT'S NÜRBURGRING 24 WEEK! OH SHIT IT'S ALSO EUROVISION SONG CONTEST WEEK! OH SHIT IT'S THE COMBINATION NÜRBURGRING 24 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST WEEK!

The NFL with Giants-Cowboys:

Primetime Cowboys-Giants games will continue until morale improves.

In case you missed it, we just hit 30 years of the Mt. Everest '96 Disaster So happy "don't fuck with nature" to all who celebrate

Shut the hell up, everyone. This is the definitive Millennial song: youtu.be/K8UV7SAhvG4

Radio ad guy saying the full name "Skyrizi rzankizumab-rzaa" gave me flashbacks to white folks trying to discuss snoop Dogg in the nineties

All my homies hate Bowlero

Canceled all my post golf plans for today because I was in a genuinely bad mood due to life stuff (and missing an eagle putt on 14) so I’m doing nothing all night. So if you’ve got questions? Comments? Concerns? Fire away, fam ngl.link/thekenchilds1

Pre-snap movement, and the wider field means more room for stuff happening

Love bowling! Wish I could do it more but don’t really have folks in the area to bowl with That and the independent lanes closed a while ago so we only have a Bowlero here now. And fuck Bowlero.

Hot Cherie, by Hardline

I’m 46, but it’s an immature 46

Have an 8K at the end of the month, then some random 5Ks between now and fall half marathon time

I'm basically @peark.es out here talking about macroeconomics

1989 without question

“No More Lies” by Iron Maiden

If left to my own devices, I will eat the same five or six things every week without thinking about it. And I really like maple syrup, and had gotten a new waffle iron. What was a one off thing turned into a weekly thing

Thanks! I’m sure it’s mostly the fashion sense.

After maple syrup and whipped cream: Nutella, chocolate chips, and strawberries!

Yes You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have my time on the apps

Holy shit we have one! Congrats to the official PGA Tour golfer of bluesky, Kristoffer Reitan!

White Lion doesn’t get enough credit for how good they were Danger Danger’s first album was amazing and they don’t get enough credit for that Also Vixen

Oh yeah. I’m not a big club thrower or whatever. And while this was a bad miss (6’, broke right to left, caught the lip) I’ll honestly have enough eagle putts this year where it doesn’t phase me. That said, when I make an eagle I still do the eagle dance every time and let out a proper “ka-kaw”

The Delawareans are shaking their heads.

Canceled all my post golf plans for today because I was in a genuinely bad mood due to life stuff (and missing an eagle putt on 14) so I’m doing nothing all night. So if you’ve got questions? Comments? Concerns? Fire away, fam ngl.link/thekenchilds1

A little tussle between Georgia Swarm and Halifax Thunderbird players

You could tell me that this is literally any sport and I’d believe you.

Forgot how to golf for 3 holes.

Cody Ware has wrecked and is now in the way. Race is official. #NASCAR

When I said Caitlin Clark looks like Aaron Rodgers I didn’t expect her to ACT like Aaron Rodgers

Caleb Williams, shout out Mom.

Having a Utah Jazz Won the Draft Lottery Beer Sporting my best @thekenchilds.com apparel (yes New Belgium cranks out these Trippels by the katrillions but they're a good B-minus tripel in my book and I can get them at the grocery store in glass bottles)

Time for the Go Bowling But Not At Bowlero At The Glen

Forgot how to golf for 3 holes.

WHO IS GOING TO THE INDY 500 and who would like to have a lil pre-race meetup in the pagoda plaza?

Anyway, new t-shirt just dropped

US Open officials saw that fit and immediately lowered the handicap.

8:30 AM tee time today at Washington Duke Golf Club! Slightly bittersweet: I’d been fighting to get my handicap down to a .4 to play in tomorrow’s US Open local qualifier here but could only get as low as a 1.0 So instead of a practice round it’ll just a nice day on the course, not bad either way

Good news: I probably had 3-4 Jolt Colas a day through most of the 90s and was a brand ambassador when they had their brief comeback in the mid 2010s If something kills me it won’t be heart disease anyway.