Additionally, this woman has a very unhealthy relationship with whomever told her that eyeliner was flattering. Girl, check their motives. They are not your friend.

all i'm asking for is one day where i don't hear from brendan sorsby's lawyer, agent or a local judge please

The secondhand embarrassment I'm getting from reading this letter is wildly uncomfortable. If I were Brendan Sorsby, I would change my name and move to another country.

Friendly reminder: if the recipient of your absolutely unhinged behavior isn't exposing you in public, they're probably laying your shit out in private. With receipts.

where are these camps and what is the application process for getting into one

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

I've heard most of Ken's Dating Calamities™ over the years but they never get old.

Sounds great. Send Trump & Co. back to Europe.

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

As I told my friends earlier, I am so uninterested in scrotums, that if forced to pick my husband’s (of 20 years) out of a lineup, I’m not confident that I could. His is unremarkable, so, to me, that is perfect.

I've been laughing at Ken's dating stories for, like, 10 years now. He's the only person I know that has dating stories that rival mine.

good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies

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You can pry Threads from my cold, dead hands. That site is a fucking GEM.

I tagged Ken on our discord server and said he would probably appreciate this playlist (not just because of Papa Roach) and he responds with a link to this skeet. My morning has been made.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

what I'm hearing

I can’t even be mad at Amazon about this. 13 years is an eternity for a product like this.

How I yearn for a time when this was hilariously absurd.

This 10 second clip is the most American thing I've ever seen.

This sounds very much like my late-night social life circa 2005.

Cool. We're going to be able to experience first hand what it was like to live in Cold War-era Russia.

Page One in KC:

For no reason, whatsoever, I want you to know that Mediterranean Shipping Company has a container ship named the "MSC CRAPOLLA."

I almost want to send this to my boss (the company owner) with no context or commentary other than a string of laughing emojis.

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

Whoa.

It's just unreal how little thought or planning went into starting a new massive war in the Middle East.

Instead of “explain it to me like I’m five,” I’m now explaining geopolitical container shipping/drayage/supply chain news to my husband like it’s Formula 1.

every once in a while you'll see people like Rufo encounter the monster they've created and it's always a bittersweet feeling this is what feeding leopards gets you

Weird. I thought it was the trans women inconspicuously using the women's restroom that we were supposed to fear. Alas, it's another cis, white, Christian male. www.tmz.com/2026/03/18/j...

God damn. Randy Walters is a son of a bitch.

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Pulitzer for the reporter that shoves a microphone into Pete Hegseth’s face that’s actually a camouflaged breathalyzer.

I am experiencing severe second-hand embarrassment for all the people featured on Inside the Manosphere. The unfortunate part is that I don't think any of the people that should be experiencing first-hand embarrassment actually are.

This article will be cited as the motive and the suspect list will consist of all the highly educated, female voters, who mostly vote Democrat.

Operation Bounce House by Matt Dinniman might be the most timely book release of all time. Can we get some Rhythm Mafia merch for the innocent Iranian citizens? www.tmz.com/2026/03/12/w...

Good lord.

I just realized that Daylight Savings is tomorrow. I was not prepared for that. Fuck.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

My former babysitter was a Victoria's Secret angel.

No idea about my dad’s dad. My mom’s dad was the manager of contracts for engineering firms. Kind of like a lawyer without a degree.

No Context Teams Chat

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

In the great words of Princess Donut, I will share a message for Donald Trump; “you done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.” gcaptain.com/trump-orders...

I love the Friday or Saturday nights when Ken randomly shares a picture in our group chat, and it’s a rando (or randos) sitting in the sled at Zig Zags.

There’s not, thanks

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

It would be ironic if the first winner of the FIFA Peace Prize personally derailed the World Cup.

This is so much more inspiring and wholesome than when I used do a Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise "Hate Bake" while live-tweeting throughout the episode.