More anti-bomb than rapture, but will you rise and meet your savior in the air??

I feel like a lot of people are about to learn things about their doctors.

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: "When I asked why you did something, it was because I wanted to know why and I thought if I asked, you would answer, and then I would know, which is what I wanted. I was not expressing a criticism or a demand. I was asking a question. The question I asked."

The Lynx are stone-cold killers: defector.com/the-lynx-are...

Clarification below. The advisory went to all department heads of the largest college on campus (College of Liberal Arts). Faculty, students, and staff who weren’t included in the update are left hanging in the breeze

The Strib doesn’t mention that the U administration advised faculty to hold classes online today instead of on campus

But yeah, when Jesus tells you to pick up your cross and follow him, he means metaphorically, and carrying a wheeled cross around just makes lapsed Catholics like me start laughing. Knock it off, we need the wood!

It's the start of 40 Days for Life this week, they'll probably bring it out at some point, although the folding cross belongs to the evangelical/fundie antis and 40 Days is much more of a Catholic dealio

The antis at our clinic also have a wheeled cross that they bring out on special occasions. Much smaller than this one, AND it's hinged and folds up for easy and convenient transport.

u know what 2 do.

Who allowed it to be Sunday so that we all have to go to work again tomorrow

get a little too high and text me, yeah you

✅ F1 in Baku, Norris out of the top 5, Russell podium, Sainz podium, underdogs have a little fun, my Ferrari gentlemen absolutely mediocre ✅ СКА выиграла ✅ Vikes won AND I stacked a bunch of wood ✅ Lynx won tidily And still a pariod of preseason Wild. Nice lil autumn equinox.

B30.2 Mythical cock.

ahem strib readers will find this familiar

bless up to these two boogers and The Weather, all of whom conspired to make this generally a snoozily day prime for 12 hours of sports

The antis at our clinic also have a wheeled cross that they bring out on special occasions. Much smaller than this one, AND it's hinged and folds up for easy and convenient transport.

arm day

I'm very tired of Dems treating rural America like a cudgel to shame Big City Liberals, using their supposed conservatism to stop us from making statewide progress. One of the main DFL voices objecting to the marriage amendment in 2012 was from North Mankato. What are we doing.

this spider friend is chilling in my package drop box but I am NOT FOOLED. Any spider-knowers who can help with ID?

ahem strib readers will find this familiar

me, murmuring to myself any time I'm on an airplane:

✅ F1 in Baku Currently: Лада-Тольятти:СКА Noon: Bengals/Vikings 4 p.m.: Mercury/Lynx Perfect rainy Sunday, although I'm the rain stops so I can stack wood during the Vikings game and listen to it rather than watch it (divesting is a process, for me).

Modified Smooth Operator from Carlos Sainz

me trying to read since having covid

There was a cheer as the guy in front of me saw his barn on the Jumbotron. #farmaid40

I haven't seen a hummingbird in a couple of days so I think they're on their way. Those fierce little bundles, flying thousands of miles. It's magic to think about.

I have a pretty high tolerance for pain, discomfort and inconvenience, except when I have an ear infection, at which point I become an inconsolable two-year-old.

If you see this duck it’s a fuckin miracle, your luck will change, fortune will smile, this is a duck Bluesky doesn’t want you to see.

I've been lifting weights long enough and the gym I go to is chill enough that I'm generally not intimidated when there are a lot of bros or whatever. But when I went in this morning it was packed with 65yo+ white men, so I turned right around and left and will lift this afternoon instead.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔦𝔡𝔴𝔢𝔰𝔱 vast & vaster

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onhockey dot tv has like 200 games listed rn

Omar is the only MN rep who voted no. In case you didn’t want to scroll through.

onhockey dot tv has like 200 games listed rn

the way he says “banana” will illuminate my dreams

Today is La fête du travail the 3rd of Sansculottides in the year 233. Sansculottides is the month of complementary days. Today we celebrate labor.#JacobinDay More information on labor

I too reveled in counter butter upon moving out lmao

My grandma always announced at family gatherings that she had cold butter and soft butter because people like both

your children are yours for only a short while, etc

he interrupted her and she got super passive aggressive, she's just like me fr

he interrupted her and she got super passive aggressive, she's just like me fr

1992: Internal Aeroflot from Moscow to Krasnodar after spending 3 days in the Vnukovo airport Also bad, but not a flight, was when I messed up a ticket purchase & had to spend the night in the Sofia airport, which was almost totally empty except for some rando who had a bottle of brandy & a dream

frontally deservingness

It occurred to me that keeping my daily pills in the kitchen might make more sense than in the bathroom, which seems like a major aging marker I can't explain

Please uplift this family. They've been through far too much.

I’M TRYING

Let's goooooooooo Nebraska (vs. No. 18 Creighton in Omaha tonight)