What's your second-favorite pen? #penultimate

TABB, CLOSED #tabbloidheds

It's gonna happen this year I can feel it

all gg allin, all the time

This kind of smart, audible urbanism is illegal to build in most US cities

Mr Dinkins will you make a pledge for less than one latte a day to ensure the future of public radio in your area

"Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation" is a hell of campaign slogan for the GOP.

I appreciate the automatic subtitling rendering her title “Miss Gnome”

You should only be able to buy tickets to this through a dial-up connection

If you can recognize more than 12 bands on this bill, please talk to your doctor to see if Lipitor is right for you

🎶sausage rolls and steak bakes🎶 youtu.be/iumiHCm_vTg?...

Via Del Piazza

That's A.I. Roker and you have been in The Matrix for 26 years

I mean, we were all here, just recently, when Bluesky was 100% Bad Bunny & 100% Game 7 of the World Series. It was great. That we don’t have that all the time is downstream of the One Special Boy doing a Daily Fascism, not something wrong with this site or its population.

Gastineau ran so Dunker could fly

And, it wouldn’t be Beef Days without the Ribeye Steak Dinner consisting of an 8 oz. ribeye, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, roll and butter, and a beverage (lemonade or water)

SO TIRED #tabloidheds #theregion

🚨🚨🚨

Stone Temple Pallets

Home of the WOPR

This is like seeing a carrier pigeon or fax machine in the wild

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Jerry Ford has entered the chat

#propnewspapers @newyorkmammoths.bsky.social

Today, this ombudsboy becomes an ombudsMAN 🙏

News you can use, but ignores RED KOCH, hence not canon

Transpoportation was a late-era Gary Numan banger.

Bless the Rains

Ambivalent Frontman

Hold me closer, Tiny Zima

No seriously:

Can I Borrow a FLAC?

Nothing Compares U2

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Today’s mood.

1989.

Have you no decency ?

Ice cold

Today’s mood.

Snowfall betting markets on fire rn

Take the Skinheads Curling

This kind of sprawling, car-dependent performance is totally legal to build in most American cities

*ice t voice* The teens call it whitmaxxing

Smashing that like button cracked my screen