"Do you wish you were in the shit?" "Yeah, I wish I was in the shit."

Yacht Rock has more balls than this.

Do they talk about the asshole bosses they work for?

If there’s any one idea that dominates the 20th century, it is many people either don’t want to come up with new ideas or they don’t want to step aside for those that have them.

if I'm perfectly honest, I'm not sure any of the AI companies actually know why they're doing anything other than to exist and constantly expand into industries with no concern over whether they can actually serve them. It's a global test of how much executives know about how their companies work

The whole "permanent underclass" thing is also really gross. It's a weird thing reporters are doing that treats LLMs like they're about to render large swaths of the populace unemployed - a complete lie - and acts sort of...whimsically curious about it? Almost excited to be writing about it?

Joined The Tech Report to talk about OpenAI pushing its IPO, the multi-trillion dollar tech stock sell off that's followed a global souring on AI, the RAM crisis, and why SoftBank's goose may be cooked, along with MUFJ and other Japanese stocks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5C...

Had a great time talking to @adamconover.net and @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on the Adam Conover show about Mamdani, The Reflecting Pool, the AI bubble, and SoftBank's beautiful golden eggs. youtu.be/EGqCAmXTJBI?...

Happy pride to the super bisexuals

I pitched HAIRSPRAY 2 and PINK FLAMING-ODIES. The Pope of Trash meets the Court Jester of Film Criticism.

Whatever we do, we CANNOT let “predictors” gain traction as a term. He doesn’t get to sanitize this. Meta wants gamblers. 100 million regular, 18-34 year old gamblers.

The 250 refers to how many public humiliations the decrepit president will have to endure.

Happy 100th, Mel Brooks, thanks for my favorite fourth wall break in the movies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6...

There are standup comedians who I don't think are funny, but at least, still understand the form of comedy. This guy is just not a standup comedian. He's just an asshole with a microphone who talks on stage.

This guy is the One Hit Wonder of Actors.

This is the Woke 2 version of Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce https://theonion.com/the-bear-ends-with-continuous-45-minute-shot-of-carmy-screaming-while-stirring-tomato-sauce/

This is genuinely evil. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...

What an image

Even if the legs under that table are about to snap.

Stop trying to conjure up an ethical AI company. They are all unethical.

The new centrist Democrat group boosting Polymarket is really just the icing on the cake here.

At this point, they can do whatever the fuck they want because they know they're dealing with a loser.

"We should not be telling our kids they are nothing... and replacing their own cognition, their own joy, with trash" No "A.i" in the schools. From at the @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social rally with @comixaction.com at City Hall. h/t AMNY - full clip here: www.instagram.com/p/DZ_BLWRlT5H/

It would be nice if the schemes and maneuvers from tech companies to manipulate the stock market would be initially met with skepticism from the press, as opposed to them acting as pro-bono employees of Tech CEOs' PR departments.

So white people on Twitter lost their shit at the innocuous casting of Lupita Nyong'o in THE ODYSSEY while Mahershala Ali as an ass-kicking Muslim is on the horizon.

Anyone who claims to be a Democrat that tells you 'pulling our party to the left is bad' is a Republican. The people have spoken at the ballot box. What that person considers "extremely left" is median normie now. Don't give up an inch. Not one inch. Push left.

Trump literally saying that establishment Dems and current Dem leadership is preferable for their Administration because they're easier to beat and bad at politics. That's what he's telling everyone. Schumer and Jeffries are easy to beat at the ballot box so we like them better. WILD to say out loud

This is best read in the voice of Harry Shearer as Derek Smalls in SPINAL TAP when he says David St. Hubbins is like fire and Nigel Tufnel is like water and that he's more in the middle like lukewarm water.

GoJerkMe

(Bloomberg) - SpaceX’s blockbuster bond sale is weakening so quickly in the secondary market that traders say they can’t recall another recent deal that widened this sharply. @bloomberg.com #$SPCX www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

“.. The development, confirmed to The Associated Press by a Pentagon official, comes amid a growing, weekslong, flu outbreak at the U.S. Air Force’s boot camp .. that has sickened nearly 300 people. @apnews.com apnews.com/article/pent...

You didn’t write shakespeare’s plays. You didn’t paint the sistine chapel. Those are not “your” accomplishments because you share a skin color with the person who actually did them.

Here’s this week’s second Better Offline monologue. I run you through how firms are freaking out after having to pay the real cost of AI tokens, and how the surge of open weight models could be how LLMs end up as boring offline businesses. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

I don't know why centrists Dems are complaining about progressive Dems being akin to the Tea Party when they seem to get along with Tea Party members just fine.

The Motion Picture Editors Guild and California Post Alliance secured a key achievement in their campaign to bring post-production jobs back to California, as Assembly Bill 2319 — the standalone California Post-Production Tax Incentive —cleared its first procedural hurdle in the State Senate.

It's almost the weekend. Time for our government to announce a new Iran deal that will collapse by Sunday night.

I only see one of them.

Personally I think New York deserves two brand new senators

This is gonna be the easiest vote of my life.

Nowadays, on the eve of a superhero movie getting released, I just look in its direction and ask, "They still make you?!"

These comedians sure don't like it when they're the butt of the joke.