They always leave out the best one.

I find myself rooting more for the NFL players with the puffy helmets.

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Start your weekend with an insane 10-minute medley of Beatles tunes as performed by Cher, Tina Turner, and....Kate Smith? God bless 1970s America, indeed. youtu.be/FKUGDLOMwUA?...

In this economy?

ALL YOUR BASEball players ARE BELONG TO US.

Maybe Second Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled.

Trump Tells Generals: 'Find Me Baggins!'

Wordless Wednesday:

Why doesn't the president simply speak with Tsar Alexander, Napolean and King Frederick William III to work it out?

Whenever Tony Dokoupil's not on the screen, all the other reporters should be asking, "Where's Tony?"

Eric Adams? The financier?

King's Things . . . It's My Two Cents! . . . If you have to make a BM in a public restroom, there's no better place than a deserted beach pavilion in winter . . .

Lose one for the Kiffer.

I was walking in a hotel lobby yesterday, and I heard a woman who looked to be in her 30s say the most unexpected thing to a friend: “Have you ever seen the Sylvester Stallone movie Over The Top? He plays a trucker who arm wrestles.”

I'm going to admit that I didn't anticipate what happens next.

Calling for Mogo/Beppo romantic fanfic.

Beautiful shots in Paper Moon (1973), by director Peter Bogdanovich and cinematographer Laszlo Kovacs.

"Cease quoting laws to us that have swords girt about us."

I had never put together before now that the same actor, Philip Stone, played Alex’s father in A Clockwork Orange and then Delbert Grady in The Shining. (He also had a role in a third Kubrick movie, Barry Lyndon.)

I really feel like 2026 is the year in which I accomplish this.

An advanced alien society that communicates only with the titles of I Love Lucy episodes.

One Wright makes a right.

Honey bottles are shaped like bears even though bears only eat honey, they don't make it.

Larry Fine and 23-year-old Lucille Ball in the Three Stooges short Three Little Pigskins (1934).

Back in 1975, the FCC implemented a short-lived rule which required nets to air family-friendly programming from 8-9 pm. It only lasted two years, but CBS had to move All in the Family to 9 pm. Norman Lear and the cast responded with this awesome remake of the show’s theme: youtu.be/IvrIltxWnS0?...

Scientists confirmed in 2025 that time slows down when approaching a black hole almost as much as time slows down when watching Stanley Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon.

"You fool of a fucking Took!"

“YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT?!”

The Bells of St. Mary’s, which opened December 6, 1945, is shown on movie marquees in both It’s A Wonderful Life (1946) and The Godfather (1972) in scenes in both movies that are set in December 1945.

Every Christmas our family gathers to watch the story of innovator and industrialist Sam Wainwright—so successful that he was able to advance his friend George Bailey $25,000, which was more than three times the amount needed to escape criminal charges for misappropriated Building & Loan funds.

My annual Christmas Eve wishes to Mets fans everywhere.

Breaking Entertainment News.

I’m so into the Christmas spirit that I already don’t know what day it is.

Thinking about TV on Christmas Eve in the 1970s when suddenly all the good shows disappeared and every channel was a church service except for the Yule Log.

Every David Wright ballot, an angel gets its wings.

Many of the items on my to do list are older than Bret Baty’s tenure as a New York Met.

Bari Weiss reading this:

The Christmas movie Die Hard ends with a Christmas miracle removing Sergeant Al Powell’s psychological impediment to shooting suspects.

2026 spring training, literally: Meet the Mets.

A Charlie Brown Godfather Christmas: Carlo abuses Connie, knowing what Sonny’s reaction will be.

A Charlie Brown Godfather Christmas: Don Corleone warns Michael.

"Hail Saint Nick."