You should get one day off every year to just explore your sexuality

I hate it when someone gives me a speeding ticket. I'd rather you just didn't give me anything at all

I hate it when someone gives me a speeding ticket. I'd rather you just didn't give me anything at all

I would rather be bored by a gull, than gored by a bull..

imbibe

I could never be a farmer. i hate onomatopoeia.. not every sound needs a damn word

Nice shadow dude. it would be a shame if it were to become noon

The guy who named the "splendid hermit crab" was in a good mood that day

Smokey and the Bandit is rated PG for coors language

Dark Enlightenment Columbo

Walked in on my bard performing for other travelers

It's impossible to predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

The kid on the school bus who brags that he knows what a hundred plus a hundred is grew up to be the guy at work who brags that he knows what a million plus a million is

Thinking about when my kid was wondering why the tooth fairy even likes children's teeth

I'm as adjacent as the next guy

The mcdonalds touchscreen stations are conscious. how did it know i wanted an extra cheeseburger

Obsession and the Backrooms are good but i tend to gravitate towards lesser known cult classics like the Mandalorian and Grogu

"Common xtc bridge w coming up" - the cool dad

Found out my wife and children have a separate group chat where they just make fun of me

Always a little treat, getting to write "to do so"

You can read all the books you want. But you'll never truly experience the world until you get up and look out a window

I love to pre-save albums on Spotify and then on release day have to use the search function to find them

Again with this

I hate it when movies are filmed "on location". Movies should take place in a void

Don't joke about dystopias.. a dystopia literally ruined my life

Yesterday earlier

The visual effects art director on The 'Burbs, Bill George, is in Joe Dante's replies on Facebook, casually posting these behind-the-scenes photos of that iconic opening zoom shot

Nice of boards of canada to drop the new album on a weekend so you can do acid

Surely Shirley Jackson’s Son Jack’s Son Shirling wrote that

Watching The haunting of the haunted house on haunted hill (not to be confused with the haunted hill house hauntings)

I will never use ai in my writhing process

Blue Origin, more like Orange Conclusion whatever

Tomorrow later

Nasa should have sent some astronauts up to the moon in secret the day before apollo 11 to wait for Neil armstrong and surprise him as a prank

The Pope went off. I hope he never writes an encyclical about me..

I would hate Hell. I'm too much of a worrywart

They should make a bath mat that's always damp

I've listened to a lot of Terence McKenna lectures and I hate to say it, but I fundamentally disagree with him on how to pronounce hallucinogen

Just saw a good omen.. that's a bad omen 😬

The epithet "little goody two shoes" is a holdover from the days when only the most insufferable children had two shoes

If something happens to me, it was foul play. But don't worry about it, it's fine

When the prog rock stops proggin, and starts rockin!!!!!!

Daniel Day-Lewis remained in character at all times when shooting There Will Be Blood. He insisted on being called Daniel

@oldfriend99.bsky.social You're big on r/beatlescirclejerk

the morning after the party the hosts wake up and find toast crumbs in the stick of butter. "who could've done this? it could be anyone who made themselves toast last night" i'm already long gone.

I'm the guy at the party who forgets to put the milk back in the fridge

I love XTC but they can be almost like a jump scare on a playlist with other stuff. But in XTC mode they're the best band in the world

Trying to shriek more

There keeps being a fly

[KING KONG] Like the earlier Kong, this one has no visible genitals; he doesn't need them—Kong is a walking forty-foot genital. (1977)