Doo doo sounds so clinical..

The air quality sucks today.. but the smoke quality is pretty good

obelisk

I'm sick and tired of every fortune cookie containing a grim subtext or sarcastic message about my life

They're coming out with 50 bucks

Me and my buddies have been drinking beer for hours and nothing is happening.. i think that guy ripped us off

The air quality sucks today.. but the smoke quality is pretty good

Imagining two guys who have each other's places bugged and they're just hearing big blasts of feedback

I could be easily outnumbered by two or more men

We shall see Shel by the sea shore

Thinking about the Bernie Wrightson comic adaptation of Creepshow today, a perfect little gem of a thing. Just absolutely gorgeous.

More like J. R. R. Taken. The man was happily married

I could be easily outnumbered by two or more men

Imagining two guys who have each other's places bugged and they're just hearing big blasts of feedback

I always secretly root for the protagonist in a story

You don't realize how ubiquitous air is until it starts turning orange

We shall see Shel by the sea shore

nostalgia is mourning bro. but you knew that

Some of the smoke blanketing my city is a little much

I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor

As a precaution I'm only eating food that isn't infected with parasites

As someone who's afraid of heights, it's scary to think that Mount Everest is still out there

You never hear about a parasite that gets rid of diarrhea

Anyone who's seen Gollum lately knows this is necessary

Googling diarrhea symptoms

I loved being 3 so much

Actually I was only lost in the woods for around 24 hours. I didn't really "survive" on berries. i just ate some berries

Several teens didn't show up to school the day after Ferris Bueller came out. It was known as the Ferris Bueller effect

When pink floyd sang "the lunatic is in the hall", it nearly gave me a heart attack

I'm going to do it

Dare me to try and grab this cop's sword out of his scabbard?

Barber poles are trippy af. seriously, you want me to come in for a haircut or stand outside in a trance?

One of my favourite things to happen so far this year is Rob Zombie putting out a song called "Sir Lord Acid Wolfman"

Put down the camera and do something

Modes of Transportation Vol. 1

You're calling me a "former" gifted kid, meanwhile i just took apart my parents' VCR and put it back together

Bigfoot will saunter off into the woods while glancing back at you instead of going to therapy

I hate it when magicians pull something out of nowhere. put it back

I just use spotify to skip songs or skip to the end of a song. i hate music

Heimlich spent years perfecting his famous maneuver. The earliest version was simply saying "what's the matter, something go down the wrong pipe?"

fun fact: bed, bath, and beyond is the only major retail chain that embraces death as part of the shopping experience

bane

Cliff Clavin: You know uhh Rhea Perlman's sister actually wrote a buncha these episodes Norm: Who? what episodes?

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

Snakes are clever to unhinge their jaws. I never thought of that

"Anti-aging" pioneer Bryan Johnson is 48 years old. What a fraud

I can mimic the famous mating call of the cicada by rapidly vibrating the membranes of my tymbal organ together

Dust is funny because there are dust "mites" and also dust "motes". That's why dust is so funny

FRACTALS/MANDEL01.GIF

That's an undersolved mystery in my opinion