josh (oldfriend99)
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My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
about 1 year ago
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Someone can't have just regular telekinesis in Star Wars. It has to be "the force"
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I M P R I S O N
about 13 hours ago
NGL I'd rather be abducted by aliens and probed by Bigfoot than run into anyone I know at the store
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Words I Learned from Ultima
about 20 hours ago
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Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store
about 14 hours ago
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@hellocullen.bsky.social
is your post about the clockwork orange guy on here
about 14 hours ago
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Rewatched My Cousin Vinny for the first time in ages, good movie, but suffers from terminal early 90s music score, sounded like Just For Laughs Gags
about 15 hours ago
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Absolutely breathtaking interaction
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about 17 hours ago
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When i first saw Velcro i was like man, it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops
about 17 hours ago
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My chimney use has gone through the roof!
about 19 hours ago
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When you can predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean
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about 19 hours ago
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Smokey and the Bandit is rated PG for coors language
2 days ago
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"Going under" for an operation tomorrow 😬
about 20 hours ago
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You should get one day off every year to just explore your sexuality
about 21 hours ago
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I hate it when someone gives me a speeding ticket. I'd rather you just didn't give me anything at all
1 day ago
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I hate it when someone gives me a speeding ticket. I'd rather you just didn't give me anything at all
1 day ago
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I would rather be bored by a gull, than gored by a bull..
1 day ago
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I could never be a farmer. i hate onomatopoeia.. not every sound needs a damn word
2 days ago
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Nice shadow dude. it would be a shame if it were to become noon
2 days ago
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The guy who named the "splendid hermit crab" was in a good mood that day
2 days ago
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Smokey and the Bandit is rated PG for coors language
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Dark Enlightenment Columbo
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2 days ago
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Walked in on my bard performing for other travelers
2 days ago
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It's impossible to predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean
2 days ago
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The kid on the school bus who brags that he knows what a hundred plus a hundred is grew up to be the guy at work who brags that he knows what a million plus a million is
2 days ago
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Thinking about when my kid was wondering why the tooth fairy even likes children's teeth
2 days ago
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I'm as adjacent as the next guy
3 days ago
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The mcdonalds touchscreen stations are conscious. how did it know i wanted an extra cheeseburger
3 days ago
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Obsession and the Backrooms are good but i tend to gravitate towards lesser known cult classics like the Mandalorian and Grogu
3 days ago
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"Common xtc bridge w coming up" - the cool dad
3 days ago
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Found out my wife and children have a separate group chat where they just make fun of me
3 days ago
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Always a little treat, getting to write "to do so"
3 days ago
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You can read all the books you want. But you'll never truly experience the world until you get up and look out a window
3 days ago
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I love to pre-save albums on Spotify and then on release day have to use the search function to find them
3 days ago
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Again with this
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3 days ago
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I hate it when movies are filmed "on location". Movies should take place in a void
10 months ago
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Don't joke about dystopias.. a dystopia literally ruined my life
3 days ago
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Yesterday earlier
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3 days ago
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The visual effects art director on The 'Burbs, Bill George, is in Joe Dante's replies on Facebook, casually posting these behind-the-scenes photos of that iconic opening zoom shot
4 days ago
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Nice of boards of canada to drop the new album on a weekend so you can do acid
4 days ago
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PadRock
4 days ago
Surely Shirley Jackson’s Son Jack’s Son Shirling wrote that
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Watching The haunting of the haunted house on haunted hill (not to be confused with the haunted hill house hauntings)
4 days ago
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I will never use ai in my writhing process
4 days ago
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Blue Origin, more like Orange Conclusion whatever
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4 days ago
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Tomorrow later
4 days ago
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Nasa should have sent some astronauts up to the moon in secret the day before apollo 11 to wait for Neil armstrong and surprise him as a prank
4 days ago
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The Pope went off. I hope he never writes an encyclical about me..
5 days ago
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I would hate Hell. I'm too much of a worrywart
5 days ago
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They should make a bath mat that's always damp
5 days ago
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I've listened to a lot of Terence McKenna lectures and I hate to say it, but I fundamentally disagree with him on how to pronounce hallucinogen
5 days ago
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Just saw a good omen.. that's a bad omen 😬
5 days ago
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