Someone can't have just regular telekinesis in Star Wars. It has to be "the force"

NGL I'd rather be abducted by aliens and probed by Bigfoot than run into anyone I know at the store

sanguine

Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store

@hellocullen.bsky.social is your post about the clockwork orange guy on here

Rewatched My Cousin Vinny for the first time in ages, good movie, but suffers from terminal early 90s music score, sounded like Just For Laughs Gags

Absolutely breathtaking interaction

When i first saw Velcro i was like man, it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

My chimney use has gone through the roof!

When you can predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

Smokey and the Bandit is rated PG for coors language

"Going under" for an operation tomorrow 😬

You should get one day off every year to just explore your sexuality

I hate it when someone gives me a speeding ticket. I'd rather you just didn't give me anything at all

I hate it when someone gives me a speeding ticket. I'd rather you just didn't give me anything at all

I would rather be bored by a gull, than gored by a bull..

I could never be a farmer. i hate onomatopoeia.. not every sound needs a damn word

Nice shadow dude. it would be a shame if it were to become noon

The guy who named the "splendid hermit crab" was in a good mood that day

Smokey and the Bandit is rated PG for coors language

Dark Enlightenment Columbo

Walked in on my bard performing for other travelers

It's impossible to predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

The kid on the school bus who brags that he knows what a hundred plus a hundred is grew up to be the guy at work who brags that he knows what a million plus a million is

Thinking about when my kid was wondering why the tooth fairy even likes children's teeth

I'm as adjacent as the next guy

The mcdonalds touchscreen stations are conscious. how did it know i wanted an extra cheeseburger

Obsession and the Backrooms are good but i tend to gravitate towards lesser known cult classics like the Mandalorian and Grogu

"Common xtc bridge w coming up" - the cool dad

Found out my wife and children have a separate group chat where they just make fun of me

Always a little treat, getting to write "to do so"

You can read all the books you want. But you'll never truly experience the world until you get up and look out a window

I love to pre-save albums on Spotify and then on release day have to use the search function to find them

Again with this

I hate it when movies are filmed "on location". Movies should take place in a void

Don't joke about dystopias.. a dystopia literally ruined my life

Yesterday earlier

The visual effects art director on The 'Burbs, Bill George, is in Joe Dante's replies on Facebook, casually posting these behind-the-scenes photos of that iconic opening zoom shot

Nice of boards of canada to drop the new album on a weekend so you can do acid

Surely Shirley Jackson’s Son Jack’s Son Shirling wrote that

Watching The haunting of the haunted house on haunted hill (not to be confused with the haunted hill house hauntings)

I will never use ai in my writhing process

Blue Origin, more like Orange Conclusion whatever

Tomorrow later

Nasa should have sent some astronauts up to the moon in secret the day before apollo 11 to wait for Neil armstrong and surprise him as a prank

The Pope went off. I hope he never writes an encyclical about me..

I would hate Hell. I'm too much of a worrywart

They should make a bath mat that's always damp

I've listened to a lot of Terence McKenna lectures and I hate to say it, but I fundamentally disagree with him on how to pronounce hallucinogen

Just saw a good omen.. that's a bad omen 😬