josh (oldfriend99)
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My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
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There's so much water in the world in Waterworld it's insane
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Thinking of buying a garbage can. but not one of those overflowing garbage cans with the flies and wasps buzzing around in the summer heat..a real nice one, in the shade somewhere, with not too much garbage
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My buddy Milhouse is namedropping Bart simpson again. That's right, Milhouse van houten
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Yeah well i used to snort germs off toilet seats
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This is the smartest thing people do now
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David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
9 months ago
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Let's keep the politics out of tongue twisters please
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
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Showing a medieval person the Bristol stool chart and getting accused of sorcery
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Glad i wasn't around for the big bang. i hate loud noises..
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I like that water has no taste or smell. Saves time, less to describe
4 days ago
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Thinking of buying one of those little glasses of water people have on their bedside table
4 days ago
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Does Bad Bunny have even a single song about football or the NFL
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It would take forever to describe every single grain of sand on a beach. That's why the clever writer simply says "beach"
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Is it a good sign when everyone is suddenly talking about cortisol
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Eating lunch in a desperate bid to stay relevant
4 days ago
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Just spotted Corelle butterfly gold dinnerware in Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot. Love to see it!
4 days ago
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That wasn't Bugs Bunny
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If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
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If you're trying to find Waldo you're a cop
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If you time things just right, you can catch the bus
6 days ago
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I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks
7 days ago
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heck's maniac
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I get a deal on everything because my dad works everywhere
7 days ago
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The Meg is on tv and i can see that it is pushing ten years old. What is going on...
7 days ago
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He's not called Legal Age Rock
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8 days ago
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For some reason very excited to see the opening title sequence of a british SNL
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9 days ago
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If pseudo science is not real science, then why is it called pseudo "science".
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
4 months ago
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We need less Kid Rock and more kind rock
9 days ago
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A pot calling a kettle anything at all would be a medical miracle
10 days ago
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2026 sucks.. i'm glad it's not a leap year
11 days ago
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I just want to take a second to remind everyone that not all cabals are evil or satanic
11 days ago
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Women hate it when you buy them this
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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something
7 months ago
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If I've always been the caretaker here...i'm owed some serious backpay
15 days ago
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The graphic is misleading. These were already two separate photos.
15 days ago
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Great movie
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I have spoken aloud exactly once. My words became known as "Dullard's Remark"
16 days ago
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Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean
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John lennon used to get mad when people would tell him "In My Life" made them reminisce about their own lives. "It's about my life" he'd say
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Memento from the Raelian recruitment session I attended in like 2005
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Text messages show protester didn't like the stuff he was protesting
16 days ago
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Protesters are being paid to not buy tickets to see the Melania movie
17 days ago
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Some of the stuff in emails doesn't even make any sense
17 days ago
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I've never seen this but I'm having fun imagining it as a horror movie
17 days ago
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