they should have had shark tank episodes where they let crazy old cranks present their inventions open audition style

I would like to listen to canceled band brand new's deja entendu

stumbled upon some weird videos for korean babies so I'm rocking with this now

reading phishing test results really makes me lose hope

if you see a guy doing neutral hangs at the park it's probably me. back hurts

don't think I'm built for sunday brunch. drinks make me feel worse than usual and then I have to nap and wake up to a more concentrated case of the scaries

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"Some people can reply" that's true

as satisfying as it is to have exactly enough spliffs to get through any given day I have to return to my overarching keep one rolled philosophy. you never know what tomorrow will bring and you might need it

they're saying my activation phrase but I'm ignoring them

blue powerade zero would go bonkers right now bro

OP: boys are hot REPLY: no girls are 13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure ME: No they do that on purpose now

cmon falcs, keep stinking like this and I can disengage from football and save all the sundays for the rest of the year

just remembered bill clinton bimbo number 5. I think limewire was lying about it being weird al

not bro's dark passenger...

computer dirting harry. the gorill ofs

urban farm dog

I'm stinking like crazy

the first time of the year you listen to harvest moon, you're like, wow. every time after that is even better

the storal of the morey

somebody got shot outside flatiron friday

can't even muster the friday enthusiasm. tired, body hurts

whole squad nourishing one another

gm

every morning when I wake up I do the farley letterman entrance in front of a live studio audience

smoking on the roof listening to sonique

kid at the farmers market playing bobby caldwell down for the third time jazz guitar style. sick

took the lock core out of the door, reset it and reprogrammed to a new key all on the clock. computer, boris invincible gif

gunk... you can't see it until it accrues in high enough volume, but it's everywhere around us

someone must have just sent him the 4chan alien guy thread

when our aircraft is over the lunch site

scheming on what to do for a Surprise Husband Weekend

pearl got scared by a loud sound into not eating but I got her to eat by redoing the loop we do when it's meal time (hungry? sit on your mat, wait... take it!)

have to throw away my last caramel turtle square because they absorbed the flavors of cod and char from the fridge. revolting

gotta change the air filters while I'm still sweaty

really want a theremin but it seems like an instrument that is most enjoyable to play accompanied by others. also they cost way too much

pearl made one of those fat little carpenter bees mad and it pooped on me. looked like a tiny dot of mustard

computer, he's simple, he's dumb, he's the pilot

ironically, history tablets will refer to this time as "The Awokening"

sheeshers bro

people stopped saying "points were made" and that's when discourse ended in this once great country

I'm your favorite person's nowhere near favorite person but most underrated tolerated friend in the current meta. but the rebalance will change everything...

I don't think balkanization staves off the bloody outcome you think it does. but maybe you're right

3 drinks deep the rest of the day I guess. I think it'll turn out alright