#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Been a good couple weeks

I talk about you in therapy (flirting)

Man when Walker III looks bad he looks very very bad

the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal

You either die young, or live long enough to watch your heroes beg you to smash the like button & turn on notifications

Flank Aaron

Felt self-conscious enough at the nude beach without everyone criticizing my badminton skills.

But enough about Stephen Miller... FOLKS

"Sexual Matador" means he records only experimental independent sex acts

Click-bait: Is coffee good for you? My answer: I know it's good for people around me.

Breadtube is what I call my throat

‘excuse me while i slip into something a little more inevitable,’ i murmur seductively as i don my diaphanous burial shroud

The mind boggles at what an 'Unprecedented Catholic Backlash' could possibly be because 'Precedented Catholic Backlashes' have been creatively cruel & tortuous. I mean the term 'backlash' could be literal here.

Enough about the Rapture, girl let me get caught up in that WAPture.

"It wasn't meant as a threat...it was clearly meant as a vaguely menacing commination with plausible deniability if it doesn't go my way."

@ Disney: now bring my dad back, you sumbitches

So weird they think Charlie Kirk is Christ-like but Kimmel is the only one getting resurrected.

If you're an addict of any type, I hope your day goes as well as possible. I won't preach because I was, and I am one of you. You're my people. I got your back.

Favorite 10 TV comedies in no particular order: Cheers Arrested Development MST3K Futurama The Simpsons Kids In the Hall Mr. Show Venture Bros. The Larry Sanders Show 30 Rock

I'm down with the rapture if it means all Christians disappear.

Chris Simms just said "the most under talked about" lmao

Conservative Christianity summed up in one image. Cosplaying persecuted victimhood while controlling everything.

Technologically advance a band: EPWebMD

Rams are just better than the Eagles. Better QB, better WRs, better D, better coach. I fucking hate it.

Absolutely adore these BBC Archive slice of life stories. This guy's highland booze-filled bike trek to visit a friend is awesome. youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...

starting my day with a little (Satyajit) Ray of sunshine #filmsky

Modern-day Romeo and Juliet where he deletes his social media because he thought she deleted hers but really she just got temporarily suspended for pissing off the mods so when she gets back online she sees that he deleted his account so she gets super sad and deletes hers

Mess your kid's head up by using an Anne Geddes calendar to teach them where babies come from

🎶 That's me in the corner. That's me in the spot. light. Losing

First date idea: come and pick me up at the airport

I used to think Bo Burnham's Inside was going to be the definitive, lasting, COVID-inspired work. Now I realize it's going to be the next couple decades of government fuckery.

I sincerely hope that guy in the protest photo is careful. The folks in the most iconic protest photos often seem to end up dead.

Happy Birthday to one of the funniest to ever do it.

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

The word "Luddite" is not an insult in a world where refrigerators play ads

the last thing a worded letter sees before it gets sternly-ed

Seeing too much AI, not seeing enough "Ay, I'm, walking here!"

Nuns send prudes.

just another reason to mock Disney Adults

The most prescient film I've ever seen, Chayefsky saw it coming 50 years ago

Jimmy Fallon being the last is some real Aureliano Buendía eaten-by-ants shit

Been a week so in case anyone forgot: Charlie Kirk fuckin sucked.

You may as well go out saying something worthwhile because the fascists are gonna come for the most milquetoast comments too.

Watched the John Ford classic My Darling Clementine with my film critic pal. You can listen to our discussion here or wherever you pod: daredaniel.com/2025/09/16/m...

I'll have my people cancel plans with your people and we'll reschedule future cancellations

NW: IYKYK

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

I mean...look at this stylish gadabout. One of the best to ever do it.