K9 is not a threat to pop one. Ever.

As someone who watches YouTube more than all other apps combined (and who's algorithm is absolutely fucked now) this kind of stuff is entirely my jam. Had no idea there was so much hidden content. youtu.be/zYmkOInF6Us?...

I have decided the Knives Out series is the spiritual successor to the film CLUE (which should be a series) And I love that

When I reskeet one of my old Twitter bangers

Laughing and smiling along with everybody calling the very younger-than-me Philip Rivers an "old man"

Her eyes sparkling with tears, Koko the Gorilla signs one last message for mankind. "More like Breaking Good," she says, collapsing to the ground

chicks rock

IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?

LMAO how can you be a tribute band for what is essentially a glorified tribute band?

One day on the Airplane set Lloyd Bridges was stressing, cuz he didn't understand the humor. Like why is he saying these odd things & a spear hits the wall behind him? He asked the Zuckers "What's the joke here?" Robert Stack loudly interrupted "Dammit, Lloyd WE'RE the joke!" He got it.

guy who loves doing laundry: all i want for xmas is dryer balls his gf: what

The only Serge Pricing I'm okay with is this scene from Beverly Hills Cop

your honor, my client will be entirely different molecules in 7 years

Some days I am all "gather ye rosebuds while ye may" and other days I'm pure "the paths of glory lead but to the grave"

*whiny voice from the backseat of a car trip for Philosophy 101 students* "Are we yet?"

Fierce defenders of the Democratic Party go so quickly from “you don’t know him like I do” to “well at least I have a boyfriend, bitch.”

I bet 99.9% of murder-suicides turn into "murder-onlys" halfway through

2025 really is the year of "Oh, you don't like that? Here's a bunch more of it!"

(Threateningly) You’ll log.

*Don Henley voice* Out on the road today I saw a dead head sittin' in a Cadillac

Remastered all of my embarrassing memories in 4K.

When jingoists thank US servicemen for "fighting for our freedoms" this is the type of shit they're talking about.

Long term, serious relationships are defined by knowing that one day your partner will do the absolute ding-bat dumbest shit you've ever seen and being able to discern between if it's something you'll both laugh at or if you need to be supportive

Baby, it's incredibly stupid outside.

It's wild that 42yo Aaron Rodgers will be on the injury designation for "broken wrist" and not stuff like "slept awkwardly"

Holy shit that Okada PBU

Put some respect on the name

🎵 On the 12th day of Christmas, Bruce Willis gave to me, 12 Monkeys, 11 Seagrams commercials, The Whole 10 Yards, The Whole 9 Yards, Catch .44 (8) Lucky Number Slevin, 6th Sense, 5th Element! 4 Rooms, 3 eps of Friends, Look Who's Talking Too, And Die Hard, a Christmas movie! 🎵

The cashiers at this Old Navy apparently have to wear red and/or green clothes. One is wearing a blood red Cannibal Corpse shirt. Well played, kid.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

"So listen, my elf and I saw you across the bar and we're really digging your vibe..."

Me and Peppermint the Elf running lines

Did...did Matt Groenig draw him?

Hint: it was the maps app to tell you where you’re going

Tired: walking into a room and forgetting why I went in there Wired: looking at my phone and forgetting which app I wanted to check

In this 🏠, we document good hair days

Just finished a text conversation with my friend Ryan while thinking the entire time that it was my other friend Ryan and got away with it

Doing this again Friday night

my film critic pal & I have discussed some deliriously bad holiday movies and if you're into listening a humorous breakdowns of terrible movies, may I offer: Corkys '12 Days of Christmas Movie Dares':

Highest praise one could ever receive considering the source

"Ope, looks like we just lost Tyler..." - every podcast with multiple host screens

One Battle After Another is like a GenX Iliad

I tried watching some archival footage of old towns from the 30s and some MNF from the 70s and soon realized they had been run through some AI "fixer" absolutely destroying them. Saddened me to think that soon these AI monstrosities will probably be the only versions that remain.

save this shit for linkedin

"email address cannot be added to block list because it has already been added" WELL THAT DOESN'T SAY MUCH FOR THE EFFICACY OF THE BLOCK LIST DOES IT?

BlueSky is so weird because something will go mildly viral with likes and quotes, then after a while notifications just stop like a spigot got turned off

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.