Healing is great and all, but have you tried disassociating?

i mean… yes? that’s kinda always been their thing.

Billion dollar idea MagSafe suction cup dildo for the phone that uses piezo electricity to turn dildo movement into real power. A phone, powered by gooning.

Full grown adults still believing in karma. Thats worse than Santa. Bad things won’t happen to bad people inherently.

something i think we could stand to talk about more is the inherent power play involved in wanting to fuck an elf unprotected;

Do you think about the alternate universe where tiny tim died a thousand terrible tiny deaths

The only time I’m feeling sexy is when your butt is in my hands.

Radical Lefts Cum and proud of it

Black ppl ended slavery gonna need the stoners in the back row to say it back

free palestine and help hossam he is a good kid who's been keeping his family alive for years help him

damn unc you gonna crash out in your goblin era

Not saying I’m terminally online but

I tried muting cum on this app and I disappeared in real life.

Maybe it was a typo and he was wishing a merry Christmas to the radical lefts cum. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I gotta stop hanging around younger people. I just said “this is ass” and it wasn’t a positive statement.

If your vanity plate is not easily deciphered I will make you your own acronym. Nice driving behind you “Eat A Fat Sack Motherfucker”

Bout to watch Avatar fire and ass or whatever it’s called and I’m really excited for the fire whale to capsize a sky ship ? I guess? Whatever happens it’s going to look cool.

bro i been on here for like two years when it was invite only alt text your shit you fucking cunts

gross national product …………… kinda rude ……

These are my funderwear. Fun underwear. And they’re fun to wear.

The amount of money James Cameron spent in Avatar on the feet alone probably ‘does it’ for Quentin Tarantino.

Flooding the zone. Auto Zone

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

10 things Battlefield 6 doesn’t tell you . 1. Where is my dad?

we need matriarchy like right fucking now

If you shit cookies , would chocolate chips be the corn?

Okay hear me out , we enter the manosphere discretely and convince desperate men that the best way to pick up women is to drop your phone in front of them and that starts a meet cute. Now you’ll have a bunch of people throwing their phones on the ground , hopefully breaking most. This is how we ..

Nikki Glazer is killing me

Roll tide except it’s Yule tide and it’s gay

get your kids what they want for Christmas- just say 6 7

Hey I got you this post. No big deal. Do you like it?

We have to stop this from continuing!

Hmm getting blocked by more people than normal. wtf did I do 🤔

I’ll flap YOUR jack… wait… I’ll jack YOUR flap.

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo. I don’t know who this is

kind of insane that humanity was just like "let's drink poison" and now its such a huge part of society

rightwingers privately disagree with a good bit of what they espouse because it’s not about being moral it’s about getting unlimited money and personal power

I keep mixing up the phrases from NBA Jams and the arcade basketball game and now I don’t even know what a ‘Twisteroo For Two’ is. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Your mom works here

I put a happy face on one side of a box and a mad face on another side of a box and got in my daughters face with it on my head and she had the most fun that she’s had for a couple days. I learned a valuable lesson about buying gifts for kids so now I’m going to buy her a box making factory.

*toilet announcer* “FROM LOOOONG DISTANCE!”

Strictly hog-wise speaking, I prefer Christmas with the Cranks.

The shits I take in some of these public restrooms are so egregious, I’m surprised they don’t put wanted posters up outside of the bathroom.

This is what I use to comment on your post.

Jesus is the Quentin Tarantino of religion.

First Russell Brand was raping with a bad boy image, then continued raping with a reformed born again Christian image.

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

I have no motivation for work this week. It’s real bad

I can’t think of a better analogy for America than the Epstein files. A bunch of files about numerous men raping/SAing girls and the only person in prison is a woman.