Merry Dankmas
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He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
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You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.
over 1 year ago
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nightylamp
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when youre a hammer, everything looks crazy in HammerVision
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Shannon Stirone
about 5 hours ago
I truly don’t understand how every single person isn’t talking about what’s in the Epstein files. I don’t understand how it’s not on every news channel, the cover of every paper and website, every single trending topic. I don’t understand.
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Rachel Gilmore
about 3 hours ago
Just finished the first Dungeon Crawler Carl and my local bookstore (fuck indigo) didn’t have the second so now I gotta wait multiple days for it to arrive after ordering online oh my goddddddd ahhhHHHHHH
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natou
about 3 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Cortney McKee
about 23 hours ago
Poll taxes are unconstitutional. Any i.d. that is required to vote has to be provided by the government. This is a way to disenfranchise the poor. Call your senators.
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Yeah I was paying attention to the movie. Man… those heights. So wuthering!
about 3 hours ago
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2imTiredofThisFormat 2IveRunOutofIdeas
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about 4 hours ago
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Okay I’m tired of this format and I’ve run out of ideas
about 4 hours ago
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2Hobbs 2Shaw
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2Hansel 2Gretel
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2dungeons 2dragons
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daddy gatorade
about 4 hours ago
no one has fun any more. everyone is too busy jacking off robots
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If your novelty license plate is kid mgnt is that saying you’re a pedophile , you can’t stop having babies, or do you just hit a LOT of children with your vehicle?
about 4 hours ago
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2pride 2prejudice
about 17 hours ago
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My coworker said Wawa chicken strips are better than ROFO. Can I report him to HR?
about 20 hours ago
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Ruth Nineke
10 days ago
The gag is if you really want it I'll get it done for you and I'll show you how to use it every step of the way. Book an hour with me and let's lock in, together 🤝🏽
ruthnineke.co/book
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The only thing more powerful than hate is an even bigger hate, in a mechsuit.
1 day ago
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Gohan this gohan that, why don’t you gohan me your moms number so I can give her a nice Valentine’s Day.
1 day ago
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They’re called pickles because you pick holes and then , you know,
1 day ago
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Welp, my angel fire site from 2001 is finally gone. Guess I have to post here first now.
1 day ago
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Late night ball posting.
1 day ago
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No I did not say suck my balls, there must be some type of misunderstanding. I would never say something like that. I said gargle my nuts.
12 months ago
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The balls are the
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3 months ago
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Only SZA could make “balls deep” sound so majestic
9 months ago
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If you ever looked down the barrel of a gun you suddenly realize this could all end at any moment and that yes, you should make that funny post about balls.
12 months ago
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I thought Linked In vibes was playing ping pong in your cheeks with CEOs balls.
11 months ago
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Whew, apologies to the family. When I said I was trying to “get my dick wet” I was under the assumption that this meant going swimming. Now who’s trying to go 10 balls deep at the bowling alley?
almost 2 years ago
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FUPA actually stands for Filled Up with Pee Area and it’s just balls chocked full of hot piss
over 1 year ago
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Pedicure for your balls Testicure Patent Pending
11 months ago
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Idk why I didn’t win the softball tournament. My balls were by far the softest there! No one would even challenge me!
almost 2 years ago
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“The balls” is more of a state of mind than an actual location.
over 1 year ago
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Serious post: Balls
12 months ago
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You know, with all these things being stored in the balls, I’m afraid the balls are starting to be some kind of ‘catch all’. Remember to keep the balls organized. Pee goes on the left.
over 1 year ago
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Call me a dickbag thinking it wil hurt my feelings? Heh Fuck it we balls 🤷🏼♂️
11 months ago
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You fool, I can do your job better than you can! My proctologist-“sir, I’m gonna need you to calm down”
over 1 year ago
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Do you think they make a Disney themed condom where the Mickey ears go over the balls ?
6 months ago
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Most of the important lessons in life I’ve learned from my family making terrible decisions. I think I can do better. I have to become a complete piece of shit, for my daughter.
about 1 year ago
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Mizores Your Nakaya 🌌 🏳️⚧️
1 day ago
PUNCH NAZIS
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I’m getting in better shape. I’m jumping every Jack I see. Sorry Jack.
1 day ago
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What's a couple miles on a car that lasts a lifetime
1 day ago
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A public sex camera is all fun and games until you can hear people booing you nearby for wearing socks while fucking.
1 day ago
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Respectfully…
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1 day ago
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Happy Valentine’s Day Bluesky. I got you this flower 🌹
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Lady with an opinion
2 days ago
When being a decent human being gets you accused of being a political activist, maybe our politics is fucked
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natou
2 days ago
cops are predators they are paid to protect other predators
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nightylamp
1 day ago
dick pic is short for dickture picture
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natou
3 days ago
it's bhm let that white guilt ride you like a demon send bitch
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Actually, it’s spelled hoarse porn. Because your voice goes hoarse from screaming out “No! Not with a horse!”
3 days ago
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A harem? Brother, I barely have hair.
3 days ago
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