Holly Jolly Molly ☃️
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Statistic who does statistics She/her Discord: ask
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God grant me the serenity to never be on the discover tab
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Chat would putting labels in the fridge be passive aggressive
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Memento (merry) Morty 🌙
about 16 hours ago
What stage of grieving involves a sequined pantsuit
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Juno Rylee Schultz
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I get evicted in 10 days umm please send tips — idk haha like
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I cant wait to mark off the ultra dangerous tiktok trend on my 2026 bingo card
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about 18 hours ago
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My mother and sister told me that when they saw me earlier I looked like I needed an epi pen which is just lmfao
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Anyway I remember watching scrooged on tv as a little kid and it like scared me so bad ☠️☠️
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Me: "wow amc has alot of movies I recognize from childhood" My husband: "yeah.... Because they're old now..." RUDE
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Asschapel Roan
about 20 hours ago
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
there is a bridge in Louisville that has such an epic count that it's locally known as the can-opener and has its own subreddit
www.reddit.com/r/thecanopen...
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The Can Opener of Louisville
The Can Opener™. The infamous Louisville bridge on the corner of 3rd and Eastern Parkway. The can opener loves tuna and is always hungry.
https://www.reddit.com/r/thecanopener/
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🎄 Kringle Bong 🍉
about 20 hours ago
This happened in my hometown when I was a kid, it was a general Mills truck and several cases of cereal boxes were scattered across the road and the neighboring parking lots. A bunch of people came out and snatched it all up while the driver was getting chewed out by the cops
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❄️ war on brit-mas ❄️
about 20 hours ago
tfw i did my kegels
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Ioannis Ziogas
about 21 hours ago
I appreciate Aaron (and Will and Matt, for that matter), but I have to disagree with their analysis here, particularly as it relates to Matt's provided paper in support: "Asylum Seekers and the Rise in Homelessness" (Meyer, Wyse, and Williams 2025). A brief thread: 1/
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Ioannis Ziogas
about 21 hours ago
TL;DR: Homelessness did not rise because “immigrants came without housing” in general. It rose because asylum seekers -- a legally distinct group -- were arriving in large numbers *AND* barred from working *AND* routed into emergency shelter systems. Precision matters. Fin/
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Its so hard to fit in these days ☹️
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Can we talk about something new Everyone likes big boat stuck did I mention the big truck stuck near me the other day
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saoirse
about 23 hours ago
"should monogamous people test for stds" is such beautiful bluesky discourse. ripe for misinterpretation, strawman arguments, bad faith discussion. just take the fucking tests at your yearly checkups its FINE
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Wait is there really discourse about std testing??
about 21 hours ago
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Where can I find cinnamoroll clothes for a child
about 22 hours ago
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Yall gotta stop telling me about labellers Also proud of my moots I see very few toxic labels on my following feed 💅
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about 22 hours ago
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Ok so we were having so much fun until I had another severe reaction to something (???). My nose started burning inside, my eyes started twitching, my face is swollen, Im miserable ☹️
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Thanks rfk and united healthcare I love not being able to just get my child a flu shot 🤓
about 23 hours ago
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Anyway Im going to go play some skeeball and ring toss and DDR yall have fun with all That
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My child: I put the peanut in the tj maxx nut cracker and it worked! Chat, the peanuts are already out of their shell and salted lmfao
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Me in the middle of cherrypicking studies and numbers: wow NONE of u can even READ
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GO AHEAD POST ANOTHER GRAPH
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sigur rachel (check pinned)
5 days ago
I present u all with the winner of my new award. Its called the "Most Annoying Asshole Award"
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Sunsette / Cynthia Skye
1 day ago
Biggest problem with the quant crowd in my eyes is that they try to act like they're dealing in science and aren't trained in or responsive to criticism from the relevant social sciences
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Some of yall need a class in being a poster smdh
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No pfp account that basically literally goes around defending harry potter with one like from a game dev Dawg dont like ur alts posts lmao
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Making an account to simp for rowling is such weird behavior
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Ryan Marino, MD
1 day ago
Americans & Europeans needlessly exposing African babies to preventable diseases just to see if they can find something that would justify their preexisting antivaccine beliefs is not only unscientific and actually anti-science, it is very much reminiscent of colonialist, racist human rights abuses
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She got dressed so we started the second one and damn even the addams were pro vaccine
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1 day ago
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Cosigned by someone with a degree in statistics
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cait (and adonis)
1 day ago
not for nothing but blindly trusting statistical analysis from nearly anywhere right now, especially the federal government, is foolish at best, if not intentionally disingenuous
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Its the exact kind of take you expect from someone who does not leave their bubble and experiences the world solely through graphs and academic papers.
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Lupita Nihongo
1 day ago
The housing problem doesn’t have shit to do with immigrants literally nothing does it’s 100% a result of resource hoarding & eons of social engineering by capitalists. You can kick as many people out as you want & tons of folk still won’t be able to afford a house cuz rich people don’t want them to
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I remember last year I had to FORCE HER to watch a muppet christmas carol Anyway she watched it on repeat for like all of christmas break afterwards lmao
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"noooo mom I dont want to watch the live action addams movie its lame noooo" 1 hr later: "nooo mom I cant get dressed I need to see the second one!!!" 🙄
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d.ly
1 day ago
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Tim 🌟
1 day ago
2026 is going to be wild
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If you save this you are legally required to tell me lmao
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Umbire
1 day ago
look at my economists dawg I'm gonna be wearin' the bankruptcy barrel before next summer
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Aurora, all too Aurora
1 day ago
back when America was great, the banks were run great — so great, that’s what they called it, “a bank run”, when a bank was so popular that people came rushing in to be customers
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Micah
2 days ago
it is almost Christmas which means it’s Muppet Christmas Carol season and that, in turn, means it is time to revisit this delightful interview with Michael Caine, who loves everything about that movie even more than you do
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Michael Caine Loves 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' as Much as You Do
God bless us, every one! But especially Michael Caine.
https://www.gq.com/story/michael-caine-muppet-christmas-carol-interview
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Kris Wernowsky
2 days ago
This is a real Jake Paul quote: "I've studied David and Goliath going into this fight," Paul told ESPN, explaining how his faith will fuel him against Joshua.
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Damn even the banks have a gambling problem huh
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Pyramid Chad
1 day ago
It's a great week to hate these two steroid and TBI-addled neo Nazi freaks
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"why doesnt consumer sentiment match economic numbers" Meanwhile:::
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Just Ben
1 day ago
Everyone: Even if we wanted that we can't afford that Capitalists: Don't worry, we offer payment plans
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