Things goin great

and now it’s time to see what Charlie Kirk has to say about Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral election. you’ve been awfully quiet, Charlie! something stuck in your throat?

Ok now that thats done I feel like Im going to crash

how am i supposed to code with all these proc freqs strutting around?

I know I said it last time but this time forreal I know I got a question entirely wrong lol. Estimate my grade is (60,80)

Imagine taking an awful test and then ur power company sending you a text letting you know your new monthly payment is $330 lmfao

Lmfao that sucked so bad my god

"alright time to leave I got this" then immediately starts puking

It's always the people that vehemently oppose drugs and look down on drug users who could benefit from maybe like a little bit of weed every once in a while

Tapping the sign for that Blake guy to like, I don't know, bite into a gummy and spare us all from his delusional takes

Buried in the article: “Over a period of six months, researchers estimate that COVID-19 infections led to 2.24 extra cases of myocarditis or pericarditis per 100,000 children, while vaccinations led to 0.85 extra cases per 100,000.” The scare tactic of the headline is what’s wrong with media today

Sorry I can't make it to my test my cat sat on my lap

It’s not even that hard to make one. What do you need? Like wood and some glue? Maybe nails? They did it in Bible times and they didn’t even have half the internet we do.

Literally me every time I get drunk I hate when political pundits pretend to do statistics

The only thing that surprises me about seeing this opinion is the fact that it’s on Bluesky. It’s like spotting a polar bear in the desert or something. How’d you get all the way out here, little buddy? Is there like an expert we can call to help you find your way back to your natural habitat?

Stages of grief, RANKED.

We need to invent a way for America to deal with its sins without causing intense generational trauma and oh right it’s reparations

Also weird side note: please take pictures with your loved ones. (Or even just you!) These are the only pictures of my dad I have. I wish I had more.

My other toxic trait is despite my complaining I am obnoxiously resilient

We could just end the drug war but ok

Today is fifteen years. Its been fifteen years and actually that is kind of wild because time is so fucking fake. It has been both a century and less than 48 hours since hes been gone.

Anyway I did not forget what today is but I think my dad would be so proud and think its funny how much like him I turned out.

Genuinely another of my toxic traits is being a dramatic catastrophizing bitch.

Ok I didnt get weeded in the exact numbers but I finished 9/11 questions in 50 min. The test is ~5 questions with 90 min. And I think Im going to take the strategy of writing my basic answers and then going back and filling out numbers ykwim.

My husband just said to me "Omg shut up blah blah your test you will be fine you cried three days last time and got almost a perfect score chill" To which I say NO I AM GOING TO HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

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I need exactly 10 hype up going the distance but different tempo style songs

Friend: hey are you like super busy Me: i mean kindof but also I'm going to put off doing everything I have due this weekend anyway so whats up

Twitch streamer voice: im going to speed run through this practice test one more time after taking 2 shots of rum and then make the most unhinged cheat sheet thats ever been turned in and go to bed.

mf said “why have breakfast when you can do meth instead”

Pound’er eese meal? I hard know ‘er eese meal!

Fuck it lets compare further!

i’m at damen/belle plaine in chicago’s north center neighborhood for an emergency anti-ice rally. around 7 a.m. this morning, masked federal agents chased a preschool teacher *into* nearby rayito del sol and abducted her—in front of traumatized children, parents, and coworkers.

Look at how hard im studying

the fact that a lot of leftists despise the purge movies - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

Oh so we cant fund food stamps but we can fund some private not profit making data centers

I dont want to drive 40 min early (-ier) in the morning to go take a math stat test.

we’re starving kids AND canceling Thanksgiving because we really, really need to double the cost of your healthcare, and other winning messages

Bahahahahahaha

Yo The moon

Wtf is this thats not a paperclip

Handing over my leftist card because I like/dont like a TV sitcom

The nurse who made fun of new parents who can’t feed their babies without SNAP was fired. Shame on her. Poverty is not a moral failing. Those in healthcare roles are supposed to help, not hurt. Don’t forget to donate diapers, formula & feminine care products to food banks!

a Discovery feed but it's Crashouts could fix us

Things we confirmed this week: •Anti genocide is a winning platform •Pro trans rights is a winning platform •Policies that help regular people are winning platforms •Speaking to and for the people is a winning platform •We can win with candidates under 80 •Never allow Drake to attend anything.

This is why Chuck has NO REASON to come back to the table. Let them twist. If you're coming back with wins this big during a shutdown, the people know where their bread is buttered. Don't throw them a lifeline. These aren't tiny margin wins. They're blowouts.