mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

never mind I just fell into an open manhole

“looks like they’re just letting anyone in now”

guys are we supposed to go up or down when we’re raptured. asking for a friend

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS: LOL: left on land WTF: where’s the family ROFL: rapture only for losers OMG: oh ma geddon

I farted whilst being raptured and now I’m stuck levitating 12 feet off the ground

hey since you’re busy getting raptured and all, im sure you won’t mind if i keep fucking your wife?

saw a guy get raptured but when he was floating up in the beam of light he started jerkin’ it and the beam dropped him. he’s dead, he’s dead now and in hell

[being raptored] clever girl

my mom smoked cigs and drank tab so thats why my brain is so fast

Fun Australia Fact: Australians have double the amount of original sin that everyone else does

Tylenol has never really worked for me, and now I’m wondering if it’s because it already did

*Hozier, in his diary* Day #12,898: Still not Hoziest.

you could make it democratic or whatever, have thresholds and stuff. or you could lean into the chaos. either way, a much better experience

i’m a firm believer that social media could be fixed by the addition of features that allow the users to delete other people’s accounts

most likely to use all the swear words and invent a couple new ones, before breakfast

what was I supposed to be doing again?

I really want to dislike Silco in Arcane, because he’s like evil and shit, but I find his “so tired of all this bullshit” attitude very relatable

average pedestrian experience

Are you or someone you know skipping GDC (or considering doing so) because of worries about coming to the US/San Francisco in the current environment? If so, I want to hear from you for a piece. DM me here or kyle DOT orland AT arstechnica DOT com. Please spread the word

i am not going to smother my child. since i am a dad i believe it is called sfathering

they call it “umbrella” cause you get umder the brella

another monday in everything-is-stupid land

Italian unions launch nationwide strike over genocide in Gaza - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/italian-unions-launch-nationwide-strike-over-genocide-gaza

bigboywrotethis

logging on

more like Peppermint Baddie amirite

i’m a Charlie Brown hoes truther

rapture? I hardly know ‘er!

got a bad case of bad i don’t wannas

politic? in my body? it’s more likely than you think.

I liked someone’s joke post and was immediately blocked. that’s a new one

ADHD, ASD, or a secret third thing (boring)

for real tho these people would hate to get raptured and be unable to fucking meddle and busybody everybody left on planet earth

how it feels when stassy says he’ll hop on discord with me

What movie do you consider perfect? gonna go a different direction and NOT say Hackers this time (though it is perfect)

what movie do you consider perfect? (had to add this one because it seems sorely underrepresented and is another perfect movie of 1999)

what movie do you consider perfect? I talk about it often, but this movie is basically impossible

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

geez good thing we’re only using it for health insurance claims, legal arguments, mortgage rates, teaching students, predicting crime, mental health care, automating government services, fact checking, and pointing out other AI

that’s why we call them skeets

smokin on that shit that make me say internert

in this house we respect the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan